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Published: 2014-06-09 04:57:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 6195; Favourites: 82; Downloads: 67
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A commission. Supergirl joins Darkseid in exchange for power (and a bigger bust) and leads the Female Furies Lashina, Mad Harriet, and Stompa along with Darkseid's newest subject Kal-El himself!!Related content
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I just realised what this was. It's a recruitment poster.
"Hey girls! Do you want a fun and rewarding career? Wanna travel and subjuga- I mean meet new people? Then join the Furies!"
You will be taught the basics of self protection by Ms. Lashina!
Keep your bodies fit and strong by our personal trainer, Harriet!
Balance and coordination classes with Ms. Stompa
You will even get to meet celebrities like Supergirl and the Man of Steel himself!
If all this appeals to you then see your guidance counsellor or drop by the local Goodness recruiting office
We also provide free bust enhancements for the less endowed among you to help properly fill out your uniforms.
(Fine print: May require travelling to Apokolips and being enslaved by Darkseid)
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