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crayonseatflesh In reply to curtition [2009-01-15 09:53:53 +0000 UTC]

You, sir, are a master of the sport. Don't act like we don't know about your gold medal in the 1998 Cleavage Diving World Championship.

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curtition In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 10:05:31 +0000 UTC]

You sure got me there.
I usually hide my olympic past, because that way I can dive incognito and not be judged should I want to dive free style. Also, when people know about my medals, they don't want me to enter their competitions, they say it isn't fair.
And I SO love to dive! Diving is my life! I want to thank my family and all that supported me! Thank you! I love you all!

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crayonseatflesh In reply to curtition [2009-01-15 10:08:24 +0000 UTC]

They like you.. they really like you!




I like to go diving dressed up as Mr. T.

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curtition In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 10:13:35 +0000 UTC]

lol

hmmm can you actually float? HE can, because of his hugely inflated ego. But you? I pitty the fool who goes swimming in all that bling.

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crayonseatflesh In reply to curtition [2009-01-15 10:21:53 +0000 UTC]

HA! <3

Oh, it's all kosher.. my bling is made from paper mache and a Bedazzler machine.

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curtition In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 10:27:41 +0000 UTC]

kosher... that word is highly suspicious. Is it YOU who's murdering all those Palestinians every day? Stop that!

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crayonseatflesh In reply to curtition [2009-01-15 10:31:42 +0000 UTC]

ACK! No, no, no. I love the Palestinians. I love them long time! ...Okay, so maybe I do love Hummus. But that's not a crime, sir!

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curtition In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 10:35:49 +0000 UTC]

GOOD.
Hummus... never tried it. Sounds like that coat above the ground in a forest, made from decaying leaves.

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crayonseatflesh In reply to curtition [2009-01-15 10:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Hey, man.. that blanket of decaying leaves is quite delicious when spread on crackers!

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curtition In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 12:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Crackers... those are made from recently deceased crack addicts, right? I love those... specially with some heroinacos.

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crayonseatflesh In reply to curtition [2009-01-15 14:46:25 +0000 UTC]

I enjoy my heroinacos with a large glass of COKE-a-Cola! Low calorie brand, of course! It's so refreshing and I can just go, go, GO for hours and hours! Even grandma loves it!

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curtition In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-30 17:23:03 +0000 UTC]

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crayonseatflesh In reply to Mist3rThr33 [2009-01-15 14:47:10 +0000 UTC]

Flattery will get you far in life.

<3

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Mist3rThr33 In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 17:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Yes.. maybe, but how far?

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crayonseatflesh In reply to Mist3rThr33 [2009-01-15 17:03:45 +0000 UTC]

At least to the end of the block.

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Mist3rThr33 In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 17:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Well, I can get a lot farther so that doesn't really do much. XP

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crayonseatflesh In reply to Mist3rThr33 [2009-01-15 18:28:56 +0000 UTC]

Then you, sir, are ahead of the game. A maverick amongst men!

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Mist3rThr33 In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 18:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah .. but sometimes I'm too far ahead of the game.

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crayonseatflesh In reply to Mist3rThr33 [2009-01-15 18:45:24 +0000 UTC]

Well, during those times, you just have to slow your roll.

A wise man once told me, "Don't feed your mogwai after midnight!" ...I didn't listen.

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Mist3rThr33 In reply to crayonseatflesh [2009-01-15 18:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Nahhh .. the wise man say "Mogwai not for sale." His grandson said "Don't feed after midnight."

..and the roll just is what it is. It's out of control.

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crayonseatflesh In reply to LordHoki [2009-01-15 14:52:10 +0000 UTC]

you am too kind.

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crayonseatflesh In reply to DilliaBMe02 [2009-01-15 14:51:08 +0000 UTC]

Ooo-la-la.

Thank you. <3

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