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Published: 2010-04-08 16:18:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 3528; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 35
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My take on the popular meme Rage GuyPS: Yes, I know True Blood is less 'teen-bullshit' and sparkling vampires, but the point is not to bash this series or movies, but how an ancient vampire would feel to see all these new vampires falling in love with humans, instead of...you know, eating and abusing them
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To be fair though...True Blood vamps are pretty much like originals, and are 10000000x better than the "vampires" in Twilight and The Vampire Diaries (which are pretty much the same story).
True Blood vamps can burn in the sun, can be staked, kill humans for food, are horny for anything that move... the only thing different is the addition of them being vulnerable to silver and that they "came out of the coffin".
They are still badass
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I agree, goddam humans, they all suck! Hate you blood bags ;_;
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I was noticing the other day how some people defend liking the Vampire Diaries by saying its better than Twilight, and honestly saying that the vampire diaries is better than twilight is like saying that hiv is better than aids.... I'm just saying... so yeah if I offended anybody, don't take it personally.
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Cant stop laughin XD
Also y does evberyone hate Twilight
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If you have to ask you will never truly understand.
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It's true vampires have become a fetish for teenagers not
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Poor Nosferatu... If he known this, he did not done anything...
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That is just fucking awesome.
FUCK THE NEW VAMPIRES!!
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Why the fuck doesn't this have more favorites?
All I have to say is ♥
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Did you know there are many kinds of vampires in world mythology besides Eurotrash ones? There are vampire legends from Africa, Australia and around the world even in Asia.
There are vampires that walk in the daylight without being killed cause only European vampires burn in the sunlight. Some can be weakened or turned to stone in the daylight like a few African vampires would do and some would turn invisible in the sunlight like some Asian vampires do.
Not all have fangs but some have sharp as blades teeth such as Egyptian vampires for example.
And not all vampires drink blood as there are some called Psychic-vampires or Psi-vampires or energy vampires. They are more well known in Japanese and Asian vampire legends.
Besides, sparkling only exists in Twilight-land.
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Yes, I know that, but thanks for your comment
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At last! After many decades, the Nosferatu rises again! It's time to conquer Earth!
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Best day for a vampire to conquer the earth now is to become a teen idol and showing up on the media non-stop
Very effective, though
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