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Free-Falling — Twilight vs. Reality
Published: 2008-11-24 00:29:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2250; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 32
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No, I do not like Twilight; as you might have guessed by my journal entry.
I think this more or less speaks for itself.Edit: As some people can't read the words, I'll post them here.
Panel 1
In the book/movie:
Bella: *angst* *angst* *angst* *ect.*
Girl in back: Come sit with us!
Dude in lower left:
ILU!Black? dude: Hey Bella!
Reality:
Bella: Hi, I'm Bella.
Dude: Officer Swan's daughter, right?
Bella: Yeah; small town....
Dude: *score!* You get used to it fast. Trust me.
Bella: That's great! Can you show me to class?
Panel 2
Book/movie:
Eddie: Bella, I hate you, but I love you. And my crazy bipolar mood swings won't make sense. Ever.
Bella: *thinking* He's perfect!
Reality:
VAMPIRES don't go out in daylight!
Bella: That guy was kinda cute.... *write write*
Panel 3
Book/Movie:
Eddie: *stalking**stalking**stalking**stalking**stalking**ect* Stalking= Love
Bella: ZzZzZz...
Reality:
Eddie: *thinking* Mmmm, dinner!
Panel 4
Book/Movie:
Eddie: This is the skin of a killer....
LOL NO!
Reality:
RIP
If only the book ended this way...
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Comments: 37
Haha, nice! Yeah, i hate twilight... you pretty much put my thoughts to paper lol.
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Hahaha! This is great!
I'm kinda glad Twilight is how it is. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to enjoy pieces like this. xD
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*laugh* Thanks so much. X3 I went a little Anti-twilight happy myself before the movie came out. XD Glad you enjoy it!
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i was hoping for a vampires dont sparkle panle lol. but yeah twilight is just like NO! whay is it so popular? they brought out a perfume aswell, smelt its like bitter teenage angst.
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Yeah, for a serious movie I have to say I laughed far harder than I ever imagined possible. XD It was an epic fail on so many levels-- movie and book alike
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Yeah, I didn't like twilight book AND movie, it was all... EH
I love your comparage on the book and movie
Friggin Epic.
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*laugh* Thanks very much. XD I couldn't read the book. Even the most devote fans say the first ten pages are torture.
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The movie was -painful- >3<" I couldn't help laughing at it even when it was supposed to be serious
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My mom liked it (and the books) a lot but I shiver at the thought of going to see it.
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I saw it for the lawls XP And because the RA at my college had a sign-up list to see the movie for free, so I went. *laugh* Such a stupid movie. XP
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I might have gone if it was for free, but yeah, lulz only here.
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I read all the books when I saw they were making a movie just so I could fully appreciate the lolarity of this series.
I have no regrets.
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The truth of this comic cannot be expressed in mere words.
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XD hehehe, I thank you kindly
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I haven't read the books, but I saw the movie.. pretty much explains it all. XD Great work!
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XD thankies, thankies 
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Lol this is great hun! rofl! Gave me good laughs
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Indeed. Isha waves in the background.
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*laugh* XP Glad ya enjoyed it hon! There will hopefully be more to come some other time
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XP Thanks hon, glad to see ya on DA too! *glomps*
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LOL
This is great. If anybody EVER tries to get me to read those books or watch the movie seriously... I'll show them this. XD
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You should see the movie for the lawls though
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Dear lord... My girlfriend's mom toted us off to see Twilight today... never have I laughed so hard at a movie that was supposed to be serious. XDDD
And I now understand why the gay sparkles are being compared to death... LOL
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XD glad you enjoyed the torture mate!
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I love how he doesn't even drink human blood.
It's like, OMG! HE'S A VAMPIRE! How dangerous! Their love must be so strong if they can endure the possibility of- oh. Really?
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