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Published: 2012-07-30 13:52:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 1379; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 19
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The one thing Loki fears more than the Avengers but less than fangirls?His closet.
He just looks so scared
Don't worry Loki...no one can ever find their warranties when they need them
And if you have never seen one of my 'Missing Scenes', they're meant to not look very neat
Loki (c) Marvel
This silly comic (c) me
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Warranties disappear into a cosmic black hole the moment you take your eyes off them. It is one of the unbreakable (*snicker*) laws of the universe.
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It's like the endless cycle of laundry.
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Unless there's a god of warranties...
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Now that would be a powerful god indeed...!
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You'd think that would be under Loki's list of things he's responsible for; next to dryer lint, packages whose easy open tabs never work, and the leftover bits of stuff that gets on your paper when you erase.
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There must be a long, long list of things like that. *ponders*
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Lost socks. The crust that develops around your ketchup bottle. The last bit of toothpaste that won't come out. The gross candies you get on Halloween....
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Squeaky floorboards. Bits of popcorn you can't get out from between your teeth. Cats who purr when you pet them, but then bite you when you stop.
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Cats that bite you when you pet them...
Cats that are so fat they cover the entire corner stair so you can't get down to your main level.
Electric toothbrushes that you forget to turn off before taking them out of your mouth.
Electric toothbrush heads that cost more than the bloody toothbrush.
Library books you know you took out but can't find.
Shows you know are on American Netflix, but not Canadian Netflix.
Trees that make people commit suicide randomly, then stop for no reason whatsoever. (The Happening)
And Tommy Wiseau.
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Loki has an impressively wide range!
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That does sound very much like Loki! *grins* He's also supposed to be the one who invented the platypus....
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Makes sense.
He probably drank one too many Martinis and decided
"Hey! Let's take this thing that sort of looks like a forest critter, then add so spare parts!"
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. *snickers*
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The first line of many a hilarious story
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That closet is evil! I swear some demon beast lives in there. It growls at night and I can not get to sleep -emo corner- ((Lol I'm the same way with my friends closet. Freaking avalanche when you open it. I made the faithful mistake one day of doing so, and bam! I was under her laundry and toys for more then 30 minutes. ))
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All closets are evil Loki 
((Heck I can't even get out of my yarn bin!))
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((Yarn bin? xD I would love a yarn bin))
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((Technically I have two. One's downstairs and one's in my room))
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((My stupid computer's not letting my click anything right so I'm sorry that our other conversation won't be continued))
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((You're fine ^-^))
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((Damn laptop))
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((Next time I just plug in my tablet and watch Psycho at my desk. Man that is an awesome movie 
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((It truly is))
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((Have you seen The Birds as well?))
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((I think so))
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((Cool 
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((No You're right about that))
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((You don't want to))
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Haha. Wait, is that cheese? Probably from his younger days of pranking... Makes me wonder what other spoils he has hiding away in his closest from all the shenanigans he pulled as a younger mischievous god.
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Someone asked me if I'd put cheese in there
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I bet there's probably a billion different outfits in Loki's closet, a bunch of weapons he's never even thought of using, and a bunch of random objects he'd rather not think about
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We all have messy closets
Especially when you're a super villain
I wonder what other things are in there
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yea we do and probably a vortex back down to midgard knowing loki
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Knowing me...the vortex would end up somewhere random like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
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yea or somewhere like tony stark's bedroom lol
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You never know...
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