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Chapter 9

It’s currently 4 in the morning and Sakura and Temari are currently in Ino’s bedroom giggling and snorting with the hysterical markings on her face.

“Sorry, Chouji, but this may embarrass you too,” Temari whispered to herself as if Chouji was right next to her. She poked the sharpie to Ino’s snoring face a few more times, pretending so was finishing up a masterpiece.

“Hurry up, Temari! I’m tiiirreeed!” Sakura whined getting sick of pulling pranks.

“Hold on I’m almost done!” Temari drew on Ino’s face a few more minutes (and colored the ends of her hair an ugly green color). “There! Good thing Ino’s a deep sleeper, huh?”

“YUUAH,” Sakura yawned.

“What?”

“I said ‘yeah’.”

“Oh…OK then…we can go now!”

“IT’S ABOUT TIME!” Sakura practically screamed.

“SHHHHHH!!!!” Temari made a frantic movement with her finger in front of Sakura’s face. Ino began to squirm in her bed.

“Sooooorry,” Sakura began in one of those not-caring-what-you-just-said tone.

“Wow, I really hope Shino doesn’t pop out from anywhere right now. Let’s just get out of here.”

“Right.” The girls then jumped out the window and headed to Sakura’s place to catch some Z’s.

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Shikamaru would usually be in bed at four in the morning, but he had fallen asleep at his favorite spot to watch clouds on top of the building.

Temari figured he’d be there. She snuck away from Sakura, who she believed couldn’t care less where Temari went, and headed there to check on him.

“He’ll just get sick if I leave him here…I’ll just give him a blanket or somethin’. It is pretty chilly out here.” In a flash, she was at her hotel, sneaking away some hotel blankets (the really soft one <3 ) and brought it back to the building top. She gently lay the blanket on Shikamaru and sigh.

“He really looks a lot cuter when he’s asleep. The frown and bored expression is gone. He looks…well…peaceful.” Temari gently placed a kiss on his forehead and turned back to the direction of Sakura’s house.

“YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SISTA FROM ANOTHA MISTA!” Shino popped right in…but was quickly blown away by Temari’s fan. She didn’t even wake Shikamaru up.

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“Ahh! I fell asleep out here! Jeez, my mom’s gonna be on my back all day about this. ‘SHIKAMARU! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHO IS THE GIRL?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NGHT?! WHY WEREN’T YOU HOME!? YOU MISSED DINNER, YOU KNOW!’” Shikamaru mocked his mom is a girlish voice he had become so good at (haha). “Who put this blanket here? It’s warm and fuzzy and sof—” Get ahold of yourself, Shikamaru. It is JUST a blanket…a really soft blank —It was hopeless.

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Ino soon awoke and looked in the mirror. She was horrified! Hundreds of colors were all over her face. Blue ink traced random designs, green ink drew little boogers under her nostrils, orange ink wrote “Temari was here! ”, another ugly green colored ink was found at the ends of her now-short hair. She saw a yellow marker connect the perfectly empty space on her forehead, giving her a unibrow look. To put it simply, she looked like a clown with bad makeup…and a unibrow. “AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!” Ino screamed at the top of her lungs.

A while away, Temari awoke and smirked to herself. “I guess Ino’s awake.”

Ino desperately tried to wash off all of the marker, but that just smeared it and made it worse, plus, you could still read everything. So she wore a paper bag around Konoha that day. However, she had no clue Temari was planning the final phase of her revenge on her.
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Shikamaru had just begun to walk home. Just he’d predicted, his mom was furiously standing at the door; her face red with anger. Shikamaru just turned around and mouthed every word that came out of his mother’s mouth…in order. “SHIKAMARU! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHO IS THE GIRL?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NGHT?! WHY WEREN’T YOU HOME!? YOU MISSED DINNER, YOU KNOW!”

Shikamaru turned around and replied, “Yeah yeah. Sorry, Mom. I just fell asleep on top of the building while I was watching clouds, that’s all.”

“DON’T ACT ALL COOL IN FRONT OF ME! ‘That’s all” WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!”

“uughh! This is such a drag. Mom, it means what it sounds like.

“OH YEAH!?? THEN WHAT IS THAT LIPSTICK MARK ON YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!?!?!”

“What are you talking about?? What the?!” Oh. SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! He moved his index finger to the pink lipstick mark on his forehead. He wanted to cuss out loud. He knew it was Temari. But all that came out was “Gah. Troublesome woman…”

“SHIKAMARU! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG TALK ABOUT THIS LATER! YOU HEAR ME?!?!”

“Yeah, yeah. Talking; right.”

“DON’T ACT LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE IN FRONT OF ME! YOU ARE GROUNDED!”

Damn.

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Chapter 9

It’s currently 4 in the morning and Sakura and Temari are currently in Ino’s bedroom giggling and snorting with the hysterical markings on her face.

“Sorry, Chouji, but this may embarrass you too,” Temari whispered to herself as if Chouji was right next to her. She poked the sharpie to Ino’s snoring face a few more times, pretending so was finishing up a masterpiece.

“Hurry up, Temari! I’m tiiirreeed!” Sakura whined getting sick of pulling pranks.

“Hold on I’m almost done!” Temari drew on Ino’s face a few more minutes (and colored the ends of her hair an ugly green color). “There! Good thing Ino’s a deep sleeper, huh?”

“YUUAH,” Sakura yawned.

“What?”

“I said ‘yeah’.”

“Oh…OK then…we can go now!”

“IT’S ABOUT TIME!” Sakura practically screamed.

“SHHHHHH!!!!” Temari made a frantic movement with her finger in front of Sakura’s face. Ino began to squirm in her bed.

“Sooooorry,” Sakura began in one of those not-caring-what-you-just-said tone.

“Wow, I really hope Shino doesn’t pop out from anywhere right now. Let’s just get out of here.”

“Right.” The girls then jumped out the window and headed to Sakura’s place to catch some Z’s.

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Shikamaru would usually be in bed at four in the morning, but he had fallen asleep at his favorite spot to watch clouds on top of the building.

Temari figured he’d be there. She snuck away from Sakura, who she believed couldn’t care less where Temari went, and headed there to check on him.

“He’ll just get sick if I leave him here…I’ll just give him a blanket or somethin’. It is pretty chilly out here.” In a flash, she was at her hotel, sneaking away some hotel blankets (the really soft one <3 ) and brought it back to the building top. She gently lay the blanket on Shikamaru and sigh.

“He really looks a lot cuter when he’s asleep. The frown and bored expression is gone. He looks…well…peaceful.” Temari gently placed a kiss on his forehead and turned back to the direction of Sakura’s house.

“YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SISTA FROM ANOTHA MISTA!” Shino popped right in…but was quickly blown away by Temari’s fan. She didn’t even wake Shikamaru up.

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“Ahh! I fell asleep out here! Jeez, my mom’s gonna be on my back all day about this. ‘SHIKAMARU! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHO IS THE GIRL?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NGHT?! WHY WEREN’T YOU HOME!? YOU MISSED DINNER, YOU KNOW!’” Shikamaru mocked his mom is a girlish voice he had become so good at (haha). “Who put this blanket here? It’s warm and fuzzy and sof—” Get ahold of yourself, Shikamaru. It is JUST a blanket…a really soft blank —It was hopeless.

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Ino soon awoke and looked in the mirror. She was horrified! Hundreds of colors were all over her face. Blue ink traced random designs, green ink drew little boogers under her nostrils, orange ink wrote “Temari was here! ”, another ugly green colored ink was found at the ends of her now-short hair. She saw a yellow marker connect the perfectly empty space on her forehead, giving her a unibrow look. To put it simply, she looked like a clown with bad makeup…and a unibrow. “AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!” Ino screamed at the top of her lungs.

A while away, Temari awoke and smirked to herself. “I guess Ino’s awake.”

Ino desperately tried to wash off all of the marker, but that just smeared it and made it worse, plus, you could still read everything. So she wore a paper bag around Konoha that day. However, she had no clue Temari was planning the final phase of her revenge on her.
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Shikamaru had just begun to walk home. Just he’d predicted, his mom was furiously standing at the door; her face red with anger. Shikamaru just turned around and mouthed every word that came out of his mother’s mouth…in order. “SHIKAMARU! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHO IS THE GIRL?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NGHT?! WHY WEREN’T YOU HOME!? YOU MISSED DINNER, YOU KNOW!”

Shikamaru turned around and replied, “Yeah yeah. Sorry, Mom. I just fell asleep on top of the building while I was watching clouds, that’s all.”

“DON’T ACT ALL COOL IN FRONT OF ME! ‘That’s all” WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!”

“uughh! This is such a drag. Mom, it means what it sounds like.

“OH YEAH!?? THEN WHAT IS THAT LIPSTICK MARK ON YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!?!?!”

“What are you talking about?? What the?!” Oh. SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! He moved his index finger to the pink lipstick mark on his forehead. He wanted to cuss out loud. He knew it was Temari. But all that came out was “Gah. Troublesome woman…”

“SHIKAMARU! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG TALK ABOUT THIS LATER! YOU HEAR ME?!?!”

“Yeah, yeah. Talking; right.”

“DON’T ACT LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE IN FRONT OF ME! YOU ARE GROUNDED!”

Damn.