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Published: 2012-06-20 23:39:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 4103; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 73
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Description Just when you thought it was safe to go back online… just when you thought The Cutting Room was dead… we’ve returned for a last triumphant death rattle of victory. Sure, we took almost a year off, but that’s because we’ve been making movies and babies and shit. Not together mind you. E’s been making the movies; I’ve been making the babies; and when we make our shit, we make it totally separately.

But we’ve got a final few strips to share with the world. And we’ll be releasing them over the course of the next couple of weeks. So as Jean-Luc Picard once said, “Once more into the breach, dear friends!”

Oh, and before you start bitching about how Jean-Luc Picard was just quoting William Shakespeare, let me set the record straight. Jean-Luc makes up the line on the spot to Doctor Who (issue #2, page 3, 7th panel of the now infamous Star Trek/Doctor Who comic series), and Doctor Who delivers that line to The Bard in a deleted scene from the Series 3 episode, “The Shakespeare Code.” So, clearly Jean-Luc came up with it. If you don’t believe me, spend hours and hours googling it. You’ll see. You’ll all see.

Anyway, welcome back us.
- C
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Comments: 24

jedimaster1701 [2016-03-22 05:46:55 +0000 UTC]

lol, makes me think of sfdebris's review of Caretaker, the voyager pilot

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tenthdoctor10 [2014-11-14 02:53:57 +0000 UTC]

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JokenxD [2012-06-30 15:00:49 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDD

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Trekke99 [2012-06-30 14:54:02 +0000 UTC]

lol thats pretty funny

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Linstock [2012-06-25 11:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Good Grief!

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Demon971 [2012-06-24 23:04:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL

That give me a good laugh.

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TheSilverBells [2012-06-21 12:52:44 +0000 UTC]

rofl xD This is so great. ♥

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CuttingRoom In reply to TheSilverBells [2012-06-21 18:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Many thanks.

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Goombashroom [2012-06-21 12:04:48 +0000 UTC]

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unicycleofviolence [2012-06-21 11:15:17 +0000 UTC]

Bwaa ha ha.

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CuttingRoom In reply to unicycleofviolence [2012-06-21 18:25:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it.

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kit07 [2012-06-21 03:01:58 +0000 UTC]

please don't leave again

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CuttingRoom In reply to kit07 [2012-06-21 18:25:21 +0000 UTC]

We'll do our best, but we've got bigger irons in other fires.

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MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-21 01:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Also, isn't firing "whatever is most delicious!" just going to give the enemy more power?

I wouldn't trust this guy.

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CuttingRoom In reply to MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-21 02:04:02 +0000 UTC]

It may. Or it may just give them adult-onset diabetes. And once a mo'fo is on dialysis, offing them is E--to-the-mother-loving-Z.

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MidNightMagnificent In reply to CuttingRoom [2012-06-21 02:59:14 +0000 UTC]

"I've got the power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Gettin' kinda heavy"

Personally, I wouldn't want an enemy with MORE weight to throw around.
Crushing enemies to death is MY army's job, thankyouverymuch.

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CuttingRoom In reply to MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-21 18:26:21 +0000 UTC]

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MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-21 01:03:13 +0000 UTC]

Welcome back!

OH gods, you guys crack me up. PLease don't ever stop.

"Not together mind you. and when we make our shit, we make it totally separately."

Well, thank you for the clarification!!!

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CuttingRoom In reply to MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-21 02:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Many thanks.

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Blazbaros [2012-06-21 01:02:07 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah, I'd watch that.

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CuttingRoom In reply to Blazbaros [2012-06-21 02:04:28 +0000 UTC]

I'd eat it too.

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Amontadillo [2012-06-20 23:43:09 +0000 UTC]

You're Back!

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CuttingRoom In reply to Amontadillo [2012-06-20 23:44:43 +0000 UTC]

Heck yeah, baby. Heck yeah!

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Amontadillo In reply to CuttingRoom [2012-06-21 01:18:54 +0000 UTC]



Happyfortheday

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