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Its above most everybody's reading level, why else do you think we have to translate it on the opposite page?
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Dammit! I spelt apparently wrong! D:
But yeah. I actually enjoyed Macbeth when I had to read it in my English class last year. It sure beats the Hell outta Romeo & Juliet.
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Everything beats Romeo and Juliet
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Even Twilight.
I mean, I really didn't get all the fuss what Romeo & Juliet was about! The so called, "Love story" was crap. The friggin' characters were annoying as Hell (Although, I thought Romeo's friend, Marcutio or whatever his name was, I kinda liked and felt more sad when he died, then when Romeo and Juliet died. As a matter of fact, I said "Thank God, when they did!)
Sorry 'bout the rant.
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That's okay. I don't mind ranting.
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Okay. If you don't mind, I would like to contiue my bitching about this master-piece-of-shit.
Romeo and Juliet only shared a few words with each other and a kiss, and then all of a sudden, they're like "OH, I LOVE YOU! WE SHOULD GET MARRIED, MAKE OUT OR MAKE LOVE, BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE! BUT OUR FAMILIES CAN'T LET US BE TOGETHER, CAUSE THEIR ENEMIES! FORBIDDEN LOVE!" Romeo in the beginning of the play was whinning about Rosaline and saying how much he wouldn't love anyone else, but then he says Juliet's his true love?
Seriously, Romeo & Juliet just felt like a terribly written fanfiction, and I think Shakespere is overrated, in my humble opinion.
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That's what really bothered me. They had nothing to base their relationship on except for that fact that their families hate each other and they meet for two damn seconds! I mean I love Shakespere but honestly, WTF?
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I know! I thought I was the only who was annoyed by that. It makes me face palm every time I think about it. What if they realized they had absolutely nothing in common and couldn't stand one another?!
Also, they're both really young, but of course, at the enlightening ages of fourteen and sixteen, the two Einsteins know exactly what they want. Aren't you glad you followed through with every bright idea you ever had at those ages? Aren't you proud that you totally made a commitment on something you knew you could never make a mistake on at both ages? Oh yeah, fourteen and sixteen, NO ONE EVER FUCKS UP AT THOSE AGES!
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Not to mention what kind of message does this send to young people? You don't have to have a personality, all you have to do is kiss someone for the first time and you know it's love! Really people? Really? THe whole entire thing is messed up
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Agreed!
I've been thinking this for quite sometime, and is it me, or is Juliet pretty much like a total Bella clone? She has Parris going Gaga over her, but she flat out rejects him, because Romeo watches her from outside her window. And by God, how can she turn down a guy with an annoying personality who just watches her from outside her window?! Once again, one of those brilliant choices you make at fourteen and sixteen!
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I know!
I feel like Bella was inspired by Juliet. Both are boring, insipid and stupid!
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That is very true. And don't forget that they're the most selfish, co-dependent, emotionally-blackmailing, uncaring, manipulative and whining bitches in literature!
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Hear hear! It just doesn't make sense why people like those characters
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-Lesigh- Indeed. And honestly, they wouldn't be too terrible characters, no, they would actually be quite interesting if those traits were intentional!
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And Bella is the a girl young women are suppose to identify with.
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Since that's the case, the story really got mixed up on who the real blood-sucking monster is.
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I know right? Bella is by far the worst fictional character ever
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No arguement needed! She's such a stupid bitch, no wonder she made No.1 on the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress.
Hell, not even a lot of Twilight fans like Bella, either, and that hardly says anything.
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Because Bella is a bitch! There is not a single likeable thing about her!
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Even Big Mac agrees with you.
I have never met a character that was more clingy and more insecure.
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Well if Big Mac agrees with me, then I know I'm right.
And what is wrong with making a girl some smart? Bella is a dumbass?
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I know! Of course Stephenie Meyer had to make Bella have the ability to make every single guy fall in love with her, but she couldn't have given her brain, instead?!
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And she isn't pretty at all! I would have understood if she was smoking hot but she was so damn plain!
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She is plain! I don't think Kristen Stewart is attractive at all; I think she kinda looks like donkey.
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And she constantly looks stoned! I have never seen a woman be so famous for being so damn boring!
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Yeah, Kristen Stewart uses a lot of pot. Ain't it great to be famous for being boring?
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Again, I would give her slack if she was somewhat attractive but she has nothing working for her.
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Nope. I think she could turn any lesbian straight or asexual.
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That would save the world a lot of trouble
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You know what is really sad? She got her hand prints on the walk of fame
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Dear God, she's soiling the cement! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOOOIILLEED IIITT!
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I have nothing bad to say about her two costars because they actually have talent
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XD
Same here. I actually like Robert Pattinson, and I feel bad that he'll always be remembered for playing such a shitty character.
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Yeah but he's been working on changing that. Did you see Water for Elephants?
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Why yes I did! What did you think of it?
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I loved it! Did you read the book?
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Yeppers I did!
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The movie did a great job of following the book!
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Indeed it did.
Also, Christoph Waltz did such an amazing portrayl of August!
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Oh my gosh yes! He was so scary!
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Indeed! -Shudders-
God, the part where he kept telling Jacob to stick his hand in the lion's cage in order to feed it, and then the lion suddenly grabs Jacob's arm, but then it's revealed that the lion actually had no teeth. Aahh!
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That freaked me out! And then when he hits his wife in front of everyone! And remember the time he hurt the poor elephant?
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I know! That scene made me cry. Poor Rosie (I think that was the elephant's name). I totally cheered at the end where she actually picked up the jabbing stick with her trunk and stabbed him with it. Karma is a bitch, Bitch!
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Yes it is! Rosie was one smart animal
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She sure was, and so cute, too!
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I also loved the Rotwiler.
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