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DarkWithinLight2017 [2016-12-31 14:49:59 +0000 UTC]
Godzilla: Mention him again. I DARE YOU!
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ethan2509 [2016-04-21 12:45:51 +0000 UTC]
Holy moly
( gets in box ) nope
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to ethan2509 [2016-04-22 01:08:19 +0000 UTC]
Zilla: How can you be so sure of that?
Me: ZILLA! Knock it off, bro!
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Bendorah [2016-04-21 11:28:28 +0000 UTC]
Oh dear, here we go again!
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-21 11:35:01 +0000 UTC]
Zilla - Yep. You could say that again. *looks again, and realizes it's his evil relative* AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *runs away in terror*
Godzilla, Swizel and me - *facepalm* Not again.
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-05-28 20:59:21 +0000 UTC]
(Sorry about the comment below, I messed the "father part" up)
me- and I thought my father was the evil relative of the family.
Uchu-Akuma- you were saying?
me- oh crap! It's my father!
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-21 11:50:04 +0000 UTC]
Space G - Are you sure you're looking at the right incarnation of me?
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-21 14:17:10 +0000 UTC]
Uchu-Akuma- yes, he is. And why is your name spacegodzilla? It is so stupid.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-22 01:10:41 +0000 UTC]
Space G - Well, don't blame me. Blame Toho. They're the ones who gave me the name. And keep in mind that there are many different incarnations of every Kaiju from different dimensions. And I'm pretty sure that you're not looking at the right Spacegodzilla.
Me: Um, how can you be so sure?
Space G: Quiet, ya little imp.
Me: HEY! That's no way to talk to a family member!
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-22 11:19:05 +0000 UTC]
Uchu-Akuma- unless you missed this one tiny detail, I AM the "spacegodzilla" incarnation of my dimension, it is just I refuse to be called that stupid name! So I changed it, and it is a lot better than yours!
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-22 11:28:53 +0000 UTC]
Space G - Uh, I wouldn't get cocky, if I were you.
Zilla - Yeah. Last time he did that, Godzilla just blew his ass to pieces.
Me - ZILLA!! Language, please!!
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-22 12:08:33 +0000 UTC]
Uchu-Akuma- me? Cocky? Bwah! Hahahahahahah! You are such a fool, I destroyed cities and killed lives without warning nor mercy.
Me- oh dear, he's monologue-ing now.
Uchu-Akuma- I destroyed entire armies both human, kaiju and jaeger! I am the only thing that the entire world fears! I will tear you to pieces in order for me to keep my role as the crystal tyrant! I will take your cities, squish your children under foot, slaughter your families and annihilate your armies! But you... Only you will survive, space g... So you may witness the pain, the sorrow and the destruction of the entire MULTIVERSE!!
Me- you done?
Uchu-Akuma- yes, as a matter of fact.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-22 12:14:38 +0000 UTC]
Space G - Uh, technically, I don't HAVE any children or family, and I don't own a city. And I don't really have that much of an army. So, really, you were TERRIBLY inaccurate about my stats.
Swizel - He has a point there, Uchu-Akuma.
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-22 14:24:53 +0000 UTC]
Uchu-Akuma- I meant EVERYONE! You stupid lizard!
Godzilla- hey don't talk like to Swizel like that!
Uchu-Akuma- or what? Your going to kill me? Pathetic.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-22 14:35:08 +0000 UTC]
Zilla - Uh-oh!
Me - Now you've done it!
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-22 20:40:33 +0000 UTC]
Me- I know what you guys are thinking, but with my dad... It is kind of the other way around, I say stay out of it and don't get your butt annihilated by a 130 meter class super-powered space kaiju.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 01:44:07 +0000 UTC]
Kolosalen - Hey! That's as tall as I am!
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 11:52:15 +0000 UTC]
Me- huh? Oh yeah, I just remembered that! What a coincidence!
Kolosalen- yeah, definitely.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 11:54:27 +0000 UTC]
Bronroi - Hey, what's going on he- *sees the situation* OK, someone slap me. Am I dreaming, or am I seeing TWO Spacegodzillas?
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 13:03:15 +0000 UTC]
Me- no you are quite awake, the other Spacegodzilla is my dad, Uchu-Akuma.
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 13:15:15 +0000 UTC]
Me- uh, did my parents' relationship broke his mind or something?
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 13:31:59 +0000 UTC]
Me- don't worry I know EXACTLY how to fix this. *I walk up to Bronroi* .......... BRONROI!!! WAKE UP YOU ANGUIRUS KNOCK-OFF!! *I slap his face*
Bronroi- who? What!... Who called me an "anguirus knock-off"?
Me- He did! *I point at your spacegodzilla*
Space G- wait, what?
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 13:36:34 +0000 UTC]
Bronroi - I'LL KILL YOOOOOUUU!!!!! *rams SpaceG into the sky*
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 13:43:16 +0000 UTC]
Me- ouch... that's got to leave a mark.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 13:49:54 +0000 UTC]
Zilla - *laughing hysterically*
Bronroi - WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF ME, EH?!?! HUH?! HUH?! HOW 'BOUT YOU?! *looks at Zilla*
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 13:51:04 +0000 UTC]
Me- whoa, dude, whoa! Just whoa! Calm the heck down will yah!?
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 13:58:24 +0000 UTC]
Bronroi - Why should I? I like begin ragy! Why? 'Cause it feels good to just smash somethin'!!
Kolosalen - *sits on Bronroi's head*
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 14:03:00 +0000 UTC]
Me- I'll be honest, I like smashing stuff, it is just I don't want people getting hurt, that's all.... Did you really sat on him?
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 14:13:46 +0000 UTC]
Me- that's an odd way of calming someone down.
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 14:21:46 +0000 UTC]
Me- no sh*t, sherlock.
Uchu-Akuma- language please!
Me- sorry dad.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 14:24:18 +0000 UTC]
Me - Speaking of fathers, Godzilla, where is ours?
*the original Gojira turns up* Right here, son.
Swizel - Oh, hey dad. What brings you here.
Gojira - Just came to see by boys.
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 14:27:19 +0000 UTC]
Me- wait! Your father was the original Godzilla in 1954?
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 14:29:02 +0000 UTC]
Zilla - No sh*t, Sherlock.
All Gojirans - LANGUAGE!!
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 14:32:25 +0000 UTC]
Me- but how! He got killed by the oxygen destroyer and if he is your father then Mr. Baruchel has been the original Godzilla for over 60 years? I really don't think he is that old. No offense Gojira.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 14:41:26 +0000 UTC]
Gojira - Actually, he was SUPPOSED to be the next me, but somehow Tyler got to it, and Mr. Baruchel sadly got eaten by that stinkin' Hoarder. Oh, and also, did you forget GMK? I was killed by the weapon, but guess what? I STILL came back! And since AoK has supernatural elements, you could say my spirit remained in his body dormant until reactivated.
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Bendorah In reply to DakotaSauron666 [2016-04-23 14:50:22 +0000 UTC]
Me- oh yeah GMK. Then that would mean when you were possessed by soldiers from WWII to turn you into a weapon to destroy Tokyo to exact their revenge on what happened at Pearl Harbor.
Uchu-Akuma- what he said.
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DakotaSauron666 In reply to Bendorah [2016-04-23 14:56:21 +0000 UTC]
Zilla - Uh, different continuity, mind you. Spirits of dead Kaiju still exist, just not connected to any G film other than the original.
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Syfyman2XXX [2016-04-21 05:15:43 +0000 UTC]
Love the colored details!
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