Comments: 24
LordLard [2017-03-21 00:18:27 +0000 UTC]
How much for Whirlwind?
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Dangerguy01 In reply to LordLard [2017-03-21 01:03:44 +0000 UTC]
If you have to ask, you can't afford her!
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0ccums-Razor In reply to Dangerguy01 [2017-03-21 12:02:58 +0000 UTC]
Merchants who say THAT tend to be holding discount sales soon after...
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Dangerguy01 In reply to Cracoviia [2017-03-19 17:28:00 +0000 UTC]
Based on the fan reaction around here I'd expect a bidding war for Whirlwind.
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MirrorKhaos [2017-03-19 13:52:14 +0000 UTC]
Lovely, who wouldn't want to own a live-size statue of the night watch/raiders ladies.
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Janus3003 [2017-03-19 03:43:24 +0000 UTC]
You know, now I'm going to have a wizard or someone cast some sort of reanimation spell on every statue or figurine I buy, just to be safe.
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Dangerguy01 In reply to Janus3003 [2017-03-19 06:37:12 +0000 UTC]
I foresee two possible scenarios resulting:
1) "Oh, thank you for saving me from that horrible spell! However can I repay you?" "Uh, well..."
2) "RRRRAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!! KIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!" "AAAHHH! IT WASN'T ME! IT WASN'T MEEEEEE!!!"
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Janus3003 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2017-03-19 19:49:52 +0000 UTC]
1)
"Is the spell prepared?"
"Yes, but... why do you have flowers and chocolates?"
"I'm not paying you to ask questions, wizard."
2)
*point at wizard* "HE DID IT!"
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tuckerverse In reply to Dangerguy01 [2017-03-19 10:00:10 +0000 UTC]
Imagine if the person was trasnformed/frozen in mid-action and didn't notice the time skip. "And now I will strike you-" *statue period* "-down! Oops! Sorry, Master Cleric!"
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PoseMe [2017-03-19 03:36:25 +0000 UTC]
Very creative way 2 make a buck!
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tuckerverse In reply to PoseMe [2017-03-19 05:02:20 +0000 UTC]
The more well-off aspiring types could probably just capitalize on traps in local dungeons.
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SvettaK92 [2017-03-19 02:40:18 +0000 UTC]
HOWEVER MUCH HE'S OFFERING FOR WHIRLWIND, ONPYH CORP WILL DOUBLE IT!!
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Doctor-Awkward [2017-03-19 02:37:40 +0000 UTC]
Go ahead and touch the life-like material! You can practically feel her cringe as you cop a feel.
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Doctor-Awkward In reply to tuckerverse [2017-03-19 06:30:17 +0000 UTC]
You never know, there's a bunch of different kinds of statufication.
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ArchivistOmega [2017-03-19 02:31:00 +0000 UTC]
They look like D&D figures.
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