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Published: 2010-07-01 03:41:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 3747; Favourites: 80; Downloads: 34
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Edit: Sorry about the watermark, but yes, I saw someone else using this. In some ways I'm rather flattered, but in others I'm thrown into torrents of rage. Good day to you all.READ BEFORE COMMENTING
For those of you who bothered to take heed of the message above, I want to make something very clear:
This is a joke!
I will not pretend I don't dislike Twilight, but this is not meant to be malicious or anything, it is just done for a laugh, that's all.
For anyone who doesn't get it
The Guardians of the Universe are a group of immortals who lead the universal police force, the Green Lantern Corps., and inscribe their laws over the universe in their sacred Book of Oa. Whenever they do this, they go through this awesome ritual thing where they literally burn the writing into the book's pages. It's always really serious and stuff, so when they make a silly law like this, it's funny. You can laugh now X)
As you may have noticed, I have gotten Photoshop back, and I have been spending the last week experimenting with it here. I would have been done within the first day or so if I could remember how to work that damn thing after a year of not using it T-T
The Guardians and all related media: DC Comics
Twilight: Stephenie Meyer
Picture and concept: Me
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FINALLY! The Guardians have done something right!
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Only Twilight is capable of boring a race of emotion-suppresing,eons old dwarfs
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Wow,Twilight is so dull it bored the GUARDIANS.The near-emotionless,eons-old race of powerful dwarfs.That's saying something
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Yes, but unfortunately that something can't be said on family-oriented websites
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Nothing silly about this law, at least Vampire's won't have to worry about their reputation being tarnished by sparkles in GL space.
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Quite so. The Guardians: Enforcing sensibleness since 0BT (Beginning of Time)
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They've got things under control I think X)
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fixing the universe one world at a time *knucks*
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We can dream, can't we? X)
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I dont avidly bash Twilight, but the books are very poorly written and sadly anti-climactic. Its an overhyped teenage romance novel and I dont 'get' whats epic about it in /any/ way. LOL So yeah, go Guardians! Finally some common sense from the blue gnomes.
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I don't bash it at all, I just hold it in total contempt and make a comic out of said contempt. It lost me when I realised that its storyline wasn't leading anywhere
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If only that could happen.....it'll do the world a whole lot of good......
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No Twilight by law X)
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Thank you
I was trying to decide on something the Guardians could do that would seem serious, but at the same time be amusingly silly.
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nu did it!! really,i like it....
P.S:i dont really like twillight anyway... no offense.
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You don't like Twilight!? What the hell!? You can't not like Twilight!
You have to loathe it...
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haha... this is the matter of opinions,u cant change my opinions right? no matter how hard u try,im as hard as rock
anyway... i prefer sci-fi or superhero movies.. 
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Well then it's a good thing I don't have to change your opinion, since we both dislike Twilight
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Guardians: It's agreed. No one should read something that's so evil.
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And everyone gives the Guardians so much grief. See what they are trying to protect us from?
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I do, but I wish the fangirls would see.
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The fan people in general. *shakes head, despondently*
If it weren't for people like Rowling, Scott Card, and Suzanna Clarke, I'd fear for the future of literature
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Indeed. And life in general.
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I must agree that if THEY hate Twilight that it's saying something
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If it's bad enough to come to their notice
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Fairies (the Disney kind, not the other kind) are scarier than the Cullens.
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Ha! I was about to say that the original Faeries could crush the Cullens beneath mountains with a flourish of their hand
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Come of think of it, I'm pretty sure that even Disney fairies could crush the Cullens.
Most of my OCs could crush the Cullens, most of them are ordinary humans (the ones that aren't ordinary humans are a giant sentient alien plant, a death god, various types of lovecraftian horrors, and wild animals).
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Oh indeed, I think even my OC's could beat them. For the most part I have rather meager power-related OC's because I loathe it when God-modded characters. Though to be honest I really want to see all the Cullens battle it out with my 15 year old human OC with her inferiority complex. I'm not saying much, but she has the combined powers of several deities because of an unfortunate circumstance involving ancient wars, an enemy that needs sealing away forever, and the sacrificing of a particular someone to keep the whole thing in check. You know, that old chestnut. I mean she can't control these powers and has only the haziest notion she has them, but under the considerable stress of having a bunch of sparkling abominations surrounding her, she might trigger some Earth-shattering explosion by accident
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You know, I was going to point out even Edward's Sparkling isn't original, but I had a different source: [link]
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Oh good grief. If you'll excuse me a moment, there's a bucket outside I promised I'd be sick into.
It's one thing to screw up vampire lore as we know it, but to not even be the original of it. I can understand its use in anime as a visual effect, but to actually yank it from the 2D world and thrust it into literature.
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Oh, sorry. I accidentally replied to this instead of something else (hence why I typed "but I had a different source). But yeah, Edward's sparkling isn't even original.
Here's what I was supposed to reply to: [link]
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What were you going to reply to me with?
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I was going to let you know that about this: [link]
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Oh, then I guess it worked out
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Hahahahaha!! X'D Excellent!! Nice colouring also, man!
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Thank you
The colouring was the most fun part, though as I say, I couldn't remember how to do any of it
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heh now thats what i call absolute hate if powerful beings that could destory you without a moments notice hate Twilight as well
Via La Revolution!
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