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goda2002 [2020-03-09 04:42:24 +0000 UTC]
Aka the REAL reason why Wilbur wasn't allowed to have the book and thus had to resort to theft.
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goda2002 [2020-03-09 04:40:57 +0000 UTC]
Aka the REAL reason why Wilbur wasn't allowed to have the book and thus had to resort to theft.
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Mageia [2019-08-16 14:01:19 +0000 UTC]
I also really love that Wilbur was actually really polite about all this. Like, Wilbur was an eight foot tall monster with a gun. He could have easily killed or overpowered this 73 year old man and made off with the Necronomicon. Instead he was all like, "It's cool. I'll try the next library over."
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Mageia In reply to dark-precipice [2019-08-18 22:51:32 +0000 UTC]
I would really like to know how that correspondence went. βResearch is going well. Still waiting on that grant. Btw thereβs this eight foot tall guy trying to summon Yog-Sathoth. Do NOT lend him the Necronomicon. See you at the yearly picnic.β
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Mageia In reply to Mageia [2019-08-16 14:06:56 +0000 UTC]
Also, with Armitage freaking out when he sees Wilbur's dead naked body and thinks that a monster that looks like that should be "eradicated" on sight, but apparently trying to summon Yog-Sathoth and wiping out all life only merits a library ban.
I know that Lovecraft monsters do evil things and are a threat to humanity, but when I read about Curtis Whateley raving about how the Twin looks so monstrous and ugly, I can't help but think that he's just being a judgemental a-hole. I mean, the creature already cracked a house open like an egg and ate everyone inside. You telling me that it looks like a giant mass of tentacles with a face won't make me think it's even more monstrous.
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Xenomaster [2018-12-20 23:46:24 +0000 UTC]
"That and you're too young for this. Come back when you're 18"
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dark-precipice In reply to Xenomaster [2018-12-21 18:11:52 +0000 UTC]
Wilbur, a Known 15-year-old: THIS IS BULL$#!7
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dark-precipice In reply to ShadeOvWarlock [2013-07-25 08:43:39 +0000 UTC]
...Β it βud be a mortal sin to let a red-tape rule hold me up.
Wilbur thinks he's better than the other readers. Β
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StrixVanAllen [2012-09-27 20:49:00 +0000 UTC]
Letting the library card expire it's one of the most terrible things Wilbur ever did. u.u
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StrixVanAllen In reply to dark-precipice [2012-09-28 21:40:52 +0000 UTC]
It's the cuuuuurse of the library caaaaaards. (~0.0)~
(My only library card was the one I got when I entered college. It was reniewed by my college itself every term, after the enrollment process. The other libraries I attended didn't require cards, just a cadastre in the first borrowing and, from then on, an ID. In one of them, I didn't even need to show the ID, because the librarian knew all my family. xD)
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dark-precipice In reply to StrixVanAllen [2012-09-30 12:24:42 +0000 UTC]
Bureaucracy rules all!
Neither do I - like I said, the entire staff knows me, plus I've seen the entire staff gradually change at least three times, only the head librarian is still the same.
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K-Zlovetch [2011-05-30 11:19:21 +0000 UTC]
That's remenber to me my characters in RPG !
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