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Description The Rana thanekriosii is a sentient terrestrial frog native to regions with an arid environment. It is typically characterised by a vibrant green and black patterned body with a pink tinge to the ventral surface and a lighter coloured lower lip. The eardrums are visible and crimson, as are its nictitating membranes. It also has large pink-tinged toe pads, which aid in climbing. Adult R. thanekriosii also secrete psychoactive substances from their skin that, when ingested, can cause hallucinations.*

The R. thanekriosii is omnivorous but highly predatory. Its mostly silent nature, astonishing climbing ability and general dexterity makes it among the galaxy's most dangerous - if deceptively innocuous-looking - killers.

The R. thanekriosii chiefly thrives on beaches and starships, although certain subspecies form an unlikely symbiosis with jellyfish. In general, however, the R. thanekriosii does poorly in wet environments and can in fact die from prolonged exposure to high humidity.

* Strangely enough, members of certain sentient species - chiefly female - are notorious for using R. thanekriosii for recreational purposes.

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For those of you who have never heard of Mass Effect, have a textbook-style nature illustration of a frog carrying a gun. For those of you who are familiar Mass Effect, this picture was the result of the following (bizarre) conversation:


: ... You romanced *Jacob*? ROFL!
: It was either him, or a frog and a cockroach.


And of course I couldn't get the imagery out of my head - and my policy is: When you can't get a picture out of your head, inflict it upon as many people as you can so that you won't be alone. Not going to draw Garrus as a roach for obvious reasons, but hey, Thane Krios *does* make a very endearing frog.


TECH NOTES

1. Since I based R. thanekriosii upon white-lipped tree frogs, I should perhaps have called it Litoria thanekriosii - only that would imply that it came from Australia/ Bismarck Archipelago/ Solomon Islands/ New Guinea/Lesser Sunda Islands/ Moluccan Islands/ Timor. So I used the more general Latin name, Rana, instead. Feh.

2. Yes, I know the Drell are a reptile-like people, but Jar specifically said "frog".

3. Yes, steel girders would probably be more appropriate than a tree branch, but why ruin the nature illustration feel? LOL. [/irresponsible]



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Comments: 51

westernphilosopher [2012-12-20 22:09:25 +0000 UTC]

I love this so much.

And can sympathize with the conversation.

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Katakanasta [2012-11-06 09:06:22 +0000 UTC]

ROTFL. It's beautiful You've made my day! Thanks!

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Skyward-Dreamer [2012-10-31 09:30:10 +0000 UTC]

Aaaah, ooooh ... brilliant.

Funnily enough, I watched a Star Trek episode yesterday where the crew de-evolved back to earlier evolutionary stages. If that were ever to happen to drell, this might be the result.

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DarthFar In reply to Skyward-Dreamer [2012-10-31 11:26:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, now I want to devolve the rest of the ME characters, just for the hell of it. (Not that I actually have the time to do it!).

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Skyward-Dreamer In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-31 18:17:26 +0000 UTC]

You really should though.

Ha ha, you know, I bet the mighty krogan were once tiny little things that could fit inside your hand ... and the salarians might have been something akin to firebreathing dragons. Wouldn't that be the irony of ironies? Lol, I'd really like to know!

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NatalieKelsey [2012-10-26 22:00:01 +0000 UTC]

The position of his front feet make him endearing. What a great way to hide how violent and dangerous he is; making him endearing and handsome. For a frog, anyway.

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DarthFar In reply to NatalieKelsey [2012-10-27 04:04:11 +0000 UTC]

It is the cute, endearing ones who are capable of being the most dangerous. Because you don't expect them to be!

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westernphilosopher In reply to DarthFar [2012-12-20 22:09:54 +0000 UTC]

I'd kiss 'im.

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DarthFar In reply to westernphilosopher [2012-12-21 02:57:35 +0000 UTC]

I think that would turn out to be a rather interestingly hallucinogenic experience!

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westernphilosopher In reply to DarthFar [2012-12-21 17:38:37 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

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mythlover20 [2012-10-26 13:24:44 +0000 UTC]

As a Thane fangirl I should be highly offended by this...... but OMG I'm so TOTALLY faving this!

Bahahaha!

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DarthFar In reply to mythlover20 [2012-10-27 04:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Haha, glad to see a Thane fan getting a chuckle out of this!

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lalaquen [2012-10-25 12:36:24 +0000 UTC]

The cutest frog EVER. The drawing itself is really well done, plus it made me giggle.

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DarthFar In reply to lalaquen [2012-10-25 12:46:56 +0000 UTC]

- and deadliest.

Cheers! I'm glad you got a laugh out of it

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Roxy80 [2012-10-24 23:37:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha I got to show this to the other Siha's at BSN this will definitly make them giggle! ^^

This is cute and funny at the same time! xD

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DarthFar In reply to Roxy80 [2012-10-25 10:33:24 +0000 UTC]

Feel free to raise a giggle elsewhere!

And thanks!

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Matyrfae [2012-10-24 02:59:58 +0000 UTC]

This just...it's so brilliant and hilarious I can't stop lauging.

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DarthFar In reply to Matyrfae [2012-10-25 10:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Glad it gave you a laugh!

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LittleNeliel [2012-10-23 11:26:12 +0000 UTC]

I love the illustration style of this, it's fantastic^^

Also ' When you can't get a picture out of your head, inflict it upon as many people as you can so that you won't be alone.'<-Best policy ever!

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DarthFar In reply to LittleNeliel [2012-10-27 04:16:22 +0000 UTC]

Cheers!

And my policy is adapted from Hobbie Klivian*'s, which was: There are three types of dress clothing. The kind that offends the wearer, the kind that offends the viewer, and the kind that offends everybody. I'm going for the third type. Fair is fair.

From Aaron Allston's book, X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar.

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MudslingerArtist [2012-10-22 21:52:45 +0000 UTC]

I never thought of thane as frog....

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DarthFar In reply to MudslingerArtist [2012-10-27 04:14:07 +0000 UTC]

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MudslingerArtist In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-27 04:46:54 +0000 UTC]

LOl kai leng as a monkey vs thane the frong

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NotYourSteppingStone [2012-10-22 20:03:19 +0000 UTC]

OMG !!! Many kinds of awesome, and you and Kim need to have more stupid conversations.

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DarthFar In reply to NotYourSteppingStone [2012-10-23 03:16:20 +0000 UTC]

You mean we ever have any other kind?

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NotYourSteppingStone In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-23 15:14:29 +0000 UTC]

Touche.

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davethesoldier [2012-10-22 16:15:25 +0000 UTC]

sooo, ï am not the onlyone who thinks that Thane looks like a frog. exelent! XDD

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Contractor815 [2012-10-22 13:13:17 +0000 UTC]

Well done!

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Hyony [2012-10-22 10:43:43 +0000 UTC]

When I hear "Rana" I always think of Rana Thanoptis xD

btw. ♥

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DarthFar In reply to Hyony [2012-10-22 10:51:15 +0000 UTC]

Which makes you wonder if the writer might be making some kind of a joke there, doesn't it?

Cheers!

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Ellaire [2012-10-22 06:03:33 +0000 UTC]

Heheh I named one of my green and golden bell frogs (litoria aurea) Thane XD. Bright green and hunts flies like an assassin. Even backflips off the glass to catch them.

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DarthFar In reply to Ellaire [2012-10-23 03:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Bright green and hunts flies like an assassin.
That's Thane, right there.

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RoseRed77 [2012-10-22 02:37:29 +0000 UTC]

This is too adorable!

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Nerdymum [2012-10-21 18:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Awww, what a cute little killer frog! I love how this illustration looks like an Audubon painting, even if it is an amphibian and not a bird. Fabulous work!

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DarthFar In reply to Nerdymum [2012-10-22 02:24:41 +0000 UTC]

Incidentally, I did mean for it to look like that! Or any of those other vintage animal illustration plates anyway. Cheers!

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Alphmega [2012-10-21 15:53:05 +0000 UTC]

That is a cute thane!


I, personally, liked the cockroach

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DarthFar In reply to Alphmega [2012-10-22 02:32:56 +0000 UTC]



The cockroach is my Shep's best mate.

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davincipoppalag [2012-10-21 13:56:21 +0000 UTC]

Ha.. Biker Frog!

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DarthFar In reply to davincipoppalag [2012-10-21 15:02:11 +0000 UTC]

More like, Assassin Frog, David.

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davincipoppalag In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-21 16:32:55 +0000 UTC]

that too

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Ela-chan7 [2012-10-21 13:53:04 +0000 UTC]

I thought of Mass Effect as soon as I saw the gun.
That, and gizkas payback time. Though I didn't kill them in KotOR, so I should be safe, I hope.
approves.

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DarthFar In reply to Ela-chan7 [2012-10-21 15:01:51 +0000 UTC]

I've drawn that many gizkas, huh, that every time people see a frog-like thing in my gallery, they automatically think, "GIZKA!" Mind you, if they ever staged a payback, I'd probably be the first on their hit list...

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Ela-chan7 In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-21 17:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I forgot, you're the unbeliever who dares to catch, experiment with and sell poor helpless gizkas. I can't see how you can live with yourself.
When there will be a Gizka revolution, you know, I just might join them.

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DarthFar In reply to Ela-chan7 [2012-10-22 02:31:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you have no idea what kind of obscene profits GizkaHaus makes from its marketing of gizka products. Plus we have better employee benefits and excellent health plans. Not to mention... all the gizka you can eat!

If you change your mind about us, feel free to approach our recruitment officer on Nar Shaddaa. We could make it worth your while.

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PirateRose [2012-10-21 13:29:07 +0000 UTC]

best frog/lizard ever

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DarthFar In reply to PirateRose [2012-10-21 15:02:00 +0000 UTC]

Cheers!

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wincenworks [2012-10-21 12:47:27 +0000 UTC]

It pleases me to inflict that on you. Payback for that meme.

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DarthFar In reply to wincenworks [2012-10-21 15:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Jerkwad!

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wincenworks In reply to DarthFar [2012-10-21 23:35:07 +0000 UTC]

Frog lover.

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NotYourSteppingStone In reply to wincenworks [2012-10-22 20:01:49 +0000 UTC]

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