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deadreflection13 — fucking a teapot [NSFW]
Published: 2004-07-18 03:33:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 185; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 19
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Description im fucking a teapot
short and stout
here is where i hold the handle
and sit on the spout
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Comments: 34

DarkestJourney [2007-09-20 04:33:17 +0000 UTC]

This is utterly hilarious, lol, I love it XD

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David-Fire [2006-01-19 19:36:38 +0000 UTC]

Isn't being completly immature great! (that was supposed to be a compliment)

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bertshomegirl [2005-11-11 09:47:02 +0000 UTC]

this poem is really cool i dont even want to know how you even came up wth a poem like that

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beatyourheartout [2004-12-23 15:03:20 +0000 UTC]

that was the funniest thing ever ahahha nice work

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Soepgroente [2004-09-30 21:20:57 +0000 UTC]

Dude this is fucking brilliant. I even read it as "I'm a fucking teapot" at first, so double pleasure when you find out it's actually a regular teapot you're fucking.

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SAAj [2004-08-13 04:52:00 +0000 UTC]

I don't know why, but this made me laugh uncontrollably for at least 5 minutes.

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deadreflection13 In reply to SAAj [2004-08-13 19:31:47 +0000 UTC]

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babywolfpup34 [2004-08-01 02:19:56 +0000 UTC]

oh wow i like that poem

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deadreflection13 In reply to babywolfpup34 [2004-08-01 04:27:51 +0000 UTC]

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babywolfpup34 In reply to deadreflection13 [2004-08-01 04:28:22 +0000 UTC]

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sahar-d-har [2004-07-24 00:27:38 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHHAHAHAH! dear lord, hahahah, HAHAHHA
why must the world be this way???

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deadreflection13 In reply to sahar-d-har [2004-08-01 23:43:14 +0000 UTC]

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hollow-nothing [2004-07-19 18:43:56 +0000 UTC]

woof... have fun at camp

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deadreflection13 In reply to hollow-nothing [2004-08-01 18:32:41 +0000 UTC]

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blackrose762 [2004-07-19 09:43:21 +0000 UTC]

lol, thats funny

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deadreflection13 In reply to blackrose762 [2004-08-01 18:33:58 +0000 UTC]

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The7thDay [2004-07-18 08:13:50 +0000 UTC]

kinky

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deadreflection13 In reply to The7thDay [2004-07-18 17:05:34 +0000 UTC]

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The7thDay In reply to deadreflection13 [2004-07-19 06:42:48 +0000 UTC]

is the teapot hot?

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deadreflection13 In reply to The7thDay [2004-07-31 21:45:42 +0000 UTC]

yep

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invisiblebunnie [2004-07-18 06:36:44 +0000 UTC]

This would be a better journal entry. Don't yea think? I want ta hear about your camp.

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deadreflection13 In reply to invisiblebunnie [2004-07-18 06:51:02 +0000 UTC]

what about my camp

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invisiblebunnie In reply to deadreflection13 [2004-07-18 07:01:39 +0000 UTC]

At my camp - I take care of 11-12 girls. lol If you lived near me and go to the same camp - I'd take care of you!

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deadreflection13 In reply to invisiblebunnie [2004-07-18 07:11:33 +0000 UTC]

oh wait...im almos 13...on july 30

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invisiblebunnie In reply to deadreflection13 [2004-07-18 07:15:03 +0000 UTC]

lol thats nice to remember. lol

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deadreflection13 In reply to invisiblebunnie [2004-07-18 07:16:57 +0000 UTC]

you helped me rember

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deadreflection13 In reply to invisiblebunnie [2004-07-18 07:11:07 +0000 UTC]

???

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invisiblebunnie In reply to deadreflection13 [2004-07-18 06:58:28 +0000 UTC]

just what you want to share w/ DA! =3

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BoundByDarkness [2004-07-18 04:31:19 +0000 UTC]

short and stout, not short and spout.

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deadreflection13 In reply to BoundByDarkness [2004-08-05 05:39:51 +0000 UTC]

ok

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crimsonpoem [2004-07-18 03:36:48 +0000 UTC]

....I am speechless.

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deadreflection13 In reply to crimsonpoem [2004-07-18 03:58:29 +0000 UTC]

im going to camp and if you walk the wrong way in the cafeteria you have to sing the teapot song...so i came up with this

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crimsonpoem In reply to deadreflection13 [2004-07-18 04:34:42 +0000 UTC]

WTF kind of camp is that?

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deadreflection13 In reply to crimsonpoem [2004-07-18 04:36:36 +0000 UTC]

not this song...but the one that is im a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my spout

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