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DeeSkakuna — Oh, sorry, did you need this kidney?
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Published: 2014-11-01 21:28:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 384; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Me: EJ, you know humans need their kidneys to live, don't you? Can you please stop cutting these out of random people?EJ: Mmmm... nah.
You guys better check if this one isn't yours O_o
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Eleż śmiechłam, jak czytałam ten straszny makaron na creepypasta wiki xD
Gościu wzią do ręki pół nerki swojego brata i się nie skapną xD
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Well, if he only takes one kidney a human should be okay. Humans can live with one kidney.
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Unless one's kidneys are incapitated
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True. I also just found out today some people are born with one kidney and sometimes both kidneys can grow into one, huge kidney.
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EJ: Did I just hear words 'One, huge kidney?'
Me: No, you didn't! Don't eavesdrop!
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lol Silly E.J. Say something about kidneys and he'll listen in.XD
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EJ *mumbles*: I'm not silly...
Me: You just proved you DID eavesdrop...
EJ *shrugs*
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lol Don't worry E.J., you are still scary too.:3 You just get silly when it comes to kidneys.:3c
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EJ: I know I'm scary, but I don't get silly! I'm just all about kidneys and when I hear someone talking about it I just have to listen!
Me: And it makes you silly...
EJ: STFU!
Me: How rude D:
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EJ *shrugs*: What?
Me: You're just mean.
EJ: ...
Me: ... are you gonna say anything?
EJ: I wish I could roll my eyes...
Me:
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EJ: It's not funny...
Me: Oh, don't be mad at us :3
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Yeah E.J., please don't be mad. If it makes ya feel better you can probs get a killing in the black market for kidneys since they sell them there often.:3
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EJ: It's not the same... this is my hobby, you know?
Me: Creepy hobby.
EJ *shrugs*
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Yeah, but think of the police in the area you'd do you gathering of kidneys the most. Gotta have a back up plans if ya ever have to lay low for a while.
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EJ: Planning is one of the best part of whole action, you know? I always make at least 3 back up plans.
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*checks myself* I don't think that's mine... so keep it EJ!
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Me: Don't encourage him D:
EJ: Yay, I'll keep all of the kindeys~!
Me: Look what you did...
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Me: NO REGRETS! ...as long as you don't take mine, of course.
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Well... just make sure tonight you lock the door
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Me: He already has one for now so I guess he won't go to find another one...
EJ: I have only ONE kidney. Since when is it enough?
Me: Please, stop freaking people out...
EJ: How is it my fault?
ME: Just STOP.
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Calm yourself, EJ!! One is enough!!
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EJ *mumbles*: One is never enough...
Me: EJ, I can hear you.
EJ: I didn't say anything! You have auditory hallucinations!
Me: Yeah, right...
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Woah, hey, you alright man? And Sakuna, you may want to be careful... EJ seems unstable.
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Me: Yeah, I noticed... I think I'm not going to sleep today...
EJ: Oh, I'm not going to take our kidenys.
Me: Really?
EJ: Not today.
Me: I think I need help...
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(misspelled your username, sorry)
Whaddya mean not today?! 
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EJ: You wanna bet?
Me: Don't make me to draw you in a dress...
EJ: No! Sorry! Don't do this D:
Me: Hehe...
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Aw, poor little EJ can't stand wearing dresses? Maybe you shouldn't steal our kidneys then.
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EJ: I didn't steal YOUR kidneys! And don't you dare to... you know what.
Me: Ok, I won't draw this.
EJ: Thank you.
Me: Not tonight...
EJ: Not. Funny.
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Hahaha, I'm sure you would look adorable in a dress, EJ!
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EJ: It's not funny! I'm not going to wear any dress or let SOMEONE draw me in one! *looks at me*
Me: What? It's not like I was thinking about it and made an initial project in which you look absolutely hilariuos...
EJ: What...?
Me: Ehehe... noooothiiing...
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I'd love to see that drawing! 
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EJ: NO DRESS OR A BOW! ARE YOU INSANE!?
Me: Wow, you didn't notice that before? How is it possible?
EJ: You fangirls are just evil...
Me:
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EJ: I don't want to be here anymore...
Me: Too late, buddy >:]
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You can't turn back now...
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EJ: Oh, really? *jump through the window* See ya!
Me: EJ, this it 9th floor!
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What?! You're not getting away EJ!! *jumps after him*
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Me: Okeeeyyy... two suicides...
EJ *from behid the window*: I have a parachute! Buuuut... she doesn't...
Me: WHAT!?? EJ, you bastard! Catch her now!
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AHHHH WHY ME *still falling*
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Me: Wow, she's falling quite a long time... Anyway, save her EJ!
EJ: I'm not saving anyone! This is not my job!
Me: Wrrrrr... eh, screw it. *teleports to you**catches you**teleports back with you to the room* Here. Save and sound. So... what color should EJ's dress be?
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Wow thanks! *glares at EJ* *smiles evily* It will be pink... with glitter all over it!
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*grins evily* Maybe with a princess tiara too?
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Me: Marvelous idea! And ribbons! There must be a tons of them!
EJ: You really don't want to keep your kindeys, do you.
Me: You started bro.
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These kidneys are OFF LIMITS. But your dress isn't... it's turning out marvelous!
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EJ: No kidney is off limits to me! And this dress... it's not gonna happen!
Me: Oh, really? Wanna bet?
EJ: ... bet...?
Me: Yes. I'll choose a person that you must steal a kidney and if you handle it, I won't draw you in a dress.
EJ: Phi! It's a piece of cake! Whose kidney must I get?
Me: Slenderman's.
EJ: ... it's not fair...
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