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"Yosh party!!!"
"But we just-"
"Come on (name)! Lighten up!"
"Hehe yeah (name)!"
"*siiiigh*... This isn't going to go well..."
You sighed at the 4th and 2nd devision commanders of the white beard pirates. Damn them and their awesome parties... You could never say no.
"Well may as well have fun!"

~Le time skip~
-Ace's POV-

"Thaaaaaatch!"
Ace shout-whispered to the brunette standing before him
"Hm? Oh heeey Ace~!"
"I need help"
"Hm? What with my freckled little buddie~"
"Gosh are you drunk already? Anyway i need to know how to... Uh... G-get someon-"
But the raven haired male didn't get to finish his sentence
"Oooooh~ you mean (name)! Ahaha finally making your move!"
The freckle faced male quickly clamped his hands over the taler male's mouth.
"Shhh! She'll hear you!"
"Dude she's in the other room..."
"Still... So do you know?!"
"Hm? Oh yeah theres this new thing among the kids why don't you give it a try?"
"Yes! Thanks Thatch!"
"Now come here my son and let me teach you the way of man!"
*whisper*

~Other room~
-Your POV-

When does Marco get drunk? Like seriously though he was like one of the most serious people you know! And here he is... First devision commander hitting on you in his drunken state... Um... Yay?
"Hey (name), do you have a bandage?"
"Hm? No why-"
"Cause i just scraped my knee falling for you~"
"Marco you already said that... Like twice..."
"Then now its thrice~"
"*siiiiigh*"
You were getting really sick of this... When the music changed to the next song, and after a while you knew... This. Is. Your. Song.

'If lovin' you is wrong
I don't wanna be right
So I'mma take my time and do it right
'Cause we got all night
'Cause we got all night
Baby girl just...'

~Thatch and Ace~

"Ace! Now!"
The said male bolted through the door to the other room -half drunk thanks to Thatch- -oh sorry more like SMASHED the door down- bolted right up to you and the fire phoenix and just as the next lyrics begun he-

'Baby grind on me.'

Yes... He started grinding on you... I mean YES LIKE WHO WOULDN'T LIKE THE 2ND DEVISION COMMANDER GRINDING ON YOU?!
...
Oh wait
...
You
...
As fast as Ace ran into the room you pulled out your revolver and pointed it at the ravenette and pulled the trigger, if he wasn't a logia user he would SURELY be dead... When the smoke cleared from your gun there was a headless Ace with fire licking his neck and re-making his head
'Damn it...'
Ace thought, but before the next 'grind on me' you pushed freckles up against the wall and started grinding on him.
Oh god! Everything was soooo worth it seeing the pink ignite his face like that! The sight was PRICELESS! And when the song finished you walked away from the now stunned male and turned around for only a split second
"Next time don't surprise me~"
And walked out the doorless room a bad ass.

~The next day~

You just had a shower and thank god it was in your own room or else-
BAM!
"ACE WHAT THE FUCK?! IM GETTING DRESSED!"
You could hear in the distance 'baby grind on me~'
Someones a dead bitch...

~Few minutes later~
-Thatch POV-

"I wonder if she's pissed... Haha i wonder if he's dead.. Haha!"
Thatch was just about to knock on your door when-
"Ahh~"
Wait...
What...
"Ah~ A-Ace~~ Ah~"
*nosebleed*
BAM!
"THATCH OMG IM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE!"
"But not me... Right babe... Hehehe..."
-Stare-
"You. Started. This. Time. To. DIE!"
"No please my body isn't ready (name)~!"

Description
"Yosh party!!!"
"But we just-"
"Come on (name)! Lighten up!"
"Hehe yeah (name)!"
"*siiiigh*... This isn't going to go well..."
You sighed at the 4th and 2nd devision commanders of the white beard pirates. Damn them and their awesome parties... You could never say no.
"Well may as well have fun!"

~Le time skip~
-Ace's POV-

"Thaaaaaatch!"
Ace shout-whispered to the brunette standing before him
"Hm? Oh heeey Ace~!"
"I need help"
"Hm? What with my freckled little buddie~"
"Gosh are you drunk already? Anyway i need to know how to... Uh... G-get someon-"
But the raven haired male didn't get to finish his sentence
"Oooooh~ you mean (name)! Ahaha finally making your move!"
The freckle faced male quickly clamped his hands over the taler male's mouth.
"Shhh! She'll hear you!"
"Dude she's in the other room..."
"Still... So do you know?!"
"Hm? Oh yeah theres this new thing among the kids why don't you give it a try?"
"Yes! Thanks Thatch!"
"Now come here my son and let me teach you the way of man!"
*whisper*

~Other room~
-Your POV-

When does Marco get drunk? Like seriously though he was like one of the most serious people you know! And here he is... First devision commander hitting on you in his drunken state... Um... Yay?
"Hey (name), do you have a bandage?"
"Hm? No why-"
"Cause i just scraped my knee falling for you~"
"Marco you already said that... Like twice..."
"Then now its thrice~"
"*siiiiigh*"
You were getting really sick of this... When the music changed to the next song, and after a while you knew... This. Is. Your. Song.

'If lovin' you is wrong
I don't wanna be right
So I'mma take my time and do it right
'Cause we got all night
'Cause we got all night
Baby girl just...'

~Thatch and Ace~

"Ace! Now!"
The said male bolted through the door to the other room -half drunk thanks to Thatch- -oh sorry more like SMASHED the door down- bolted right up to you and the fire phoenix and just as the next lyrics begun he-

'Baby grind on me.'

Yes... He started grinding on you... I mean YES LIKE WHO WOULDN'T LIKE THE 2ND DEVISION COMMANDER GRINDING ON YOU?!
...
Oh wait
...
You
...
As fast as Ace ran into the room you pulled out your revolver and pointed it at the ravenette and pulled the trigger, if he wasn't a logia user he would SURELY be dead... When the smoke cleared from your gun there was a headless Ace with fire licking his neck and re-making his head
'Damn it...'
Ace thought, but before the next 'grind on me' you pushed freckles up against the wall and started grinding on him.
Oh god! Everything was soooo worth it seeing the pink ignite his face like that! The sight was PRICELESS! And when the song finished you walked away from the now stunned male and turned around for only a split second
"Next time don't surprise me~"
And walked out the doorless room a bad ass.

~The next day~

You just had a shower and thank god it was in your own room or else-
BAM!
"ACE WHAT THE FUCK?! IM GETTING DRESSED!"
You could hear in the distance 'baby grind on me~'
Someones a dead bitch...

~Few minutes later~
-Thatch POV-

"I wonder if she's pissed... Haha i wonder if he's dead.. Haha!"
Thatch was just about to knock on your door when-
"Ahh~"
Wait...
What...
"Ah~ A-Ace~~ Ah~"
*nosebleed*
BAM!
"THATCH OMG IM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE!"
"But not me... Right babe... Hehehe..."
-Stare-
"You. Started. This. Time. To. DIE!"
"No please my body isn't ready (name)~!"