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Published: 2006-07-11 22:03:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 785; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 32
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Description A citizen, like you or I,
But with a urge to question why,
This is a dangerous path to take,
with this society controled to brake,
he was carted off to a brand new home,
and a large saw went through his cranial dome,
Now he just dribbles, and stares into space,
If only he'd kept that question from leaving his face.......
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Comments: 96

derffie In reply to ??? [2008-12-04 17:15:02 +0000 UTC]

thank you! sorry for the late reply!

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Awake2dreaM [2006-09-03 22:20:36 +0000 UTC]

YES,YES!!!! That is what they do to you when you join the Civil Service! (Unless you suck up for promotion.) You've captured the feeling to perfection.

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derffie In reply to Awake2dreaM [2006-09-04 19:46:34 +0000 UTC]

*shudders* Ugh!!!
Its my way of thinking, I'm not follower, but I ain't no leader either just people (especialy in this country) are to eager to form queues, before they even know what the queue is for! I have tryed to work for big firms but I'm not a company man, I've been told thats because I have attitude problem, but some how I just keep feeling like I should ask questions and not except things "just cos"

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Awake2dreaM In reply to derffie [2006-09-05 14:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, you ask questions and either "your face doesn't fit" or "you're rocking
the boat." You can't do anything that causes your manager to think original thought.
I would have liked to have done more than just rock the boat, but in our country that's seen as naughty.

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derffie In reply to Awake2dreaM [2006-09-07 17:07:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]
thats one of my ways of venting my social anger! but yeah my face ain't never gonna fit!!

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RUNNrabbitRUNN [2006-08-15 02:27:18 +0000 UTC]

fuckin awesome! *hops up and down cause she's a spaz* i love your stuff!!!! i've had too much cafffeiiiinenneeee..>!!!!!! ahahahhahahaaaaaa!!!!

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derffie In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2006-08-26 07:18:35 +0000 UTC]

LoooooooooooL!!!! brilliant! thank you! that was the most energetic comment I've ever had!!!
But please, go easy on the caffine! sleep is still a good thing, I had 8 cans of red bull once.

Two days later, I might as well been on crack

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to derffie [2006-08-27 01:57:57 +0000 UTC]

i spend so much bloody time hopped up on caffeine i dunno what it feels like to crash from it no more.
8 cans of red bull is crack! hehehehe!!!

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derffie In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2006-08-27 19:30:27 +0000 UTC]

so sleep is merely stasis for you is it? *shudders* and red bull is worse than crack , I'm sure!!! coke can't touch it I know that!!!!

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to derffie [2006-08-28 00:57:32 +0000 UTC]

it's a minor addiction comparitively.

i've done coke but not crack... but i live in a city full of crackheads. it's terrifying!

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derffie In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2006-08-28 06:41:05 +0000 UTC]

don't worry! the scagheads here can be thrown from mugging you, by easliy carring a sealy baggie with a few spoons of dirtied talcum power, if slung away from you, it proves quite effective!!!

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to derffie [2006-08-29 00:09:36 +0000 UTC]

man i been out in sun too long took me three times to read before i got it. nerfherdlers!

yeah think the same can be done in the rougher hoods of long beach!

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derffie In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2006-08-29 23:00:42 +0000 UTC]

nerfherdlers!! LOL!! I love that name.....I wish that somebody actualy knew what a nerf looked like, didn't think of that, did you mr lucas?? eh? eh?
And sorry I do write in a very irratic manner!

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to derffie [2006-08-30 02:32:09 +0000 UTC]

yeah bloody george smarmy bastard he is. friggin git... god i hated fuckin star wars prequels like a dog mauling!!!!

we need to devise what a nerf looks like then don't we.... O.o

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derffie In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2006-09-01 06:55:05 +0000 UTC]

OOoooh me an kreldy might see bout something.....
Here nerfy nerfy!!!

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SpookyMouse [2006-08-05 23:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Yep.. I like him Fred... Love The Poem Too.... .. Nice One

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derffie In reply to SpookyMouse [2006-08-07 17:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh cheers fella! I'm still in quirky sculpt mode, I'm glad its been popular!

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SpookyMouse In reply to derffie [2006-08-09 23:52:40 +0000 UTC]

Fred well your sulps are very original and interesting they useualy have an interesting meaning behind them... and some are just damned funny.... nice stuff indeed.... all the best sir

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derffie In reply to SpookyMouse [2006-08-26 06:49:59 +0000 UTC]

As ever thank you! sorry for the late reply, been rather busy of recent! but thanks all the same my good man!

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SpookyMouse In reply to derffie [2006-08-29 21:26:33 +0000 UTC]

No problem at all Fred.. My replys are useually late too.. look at this one for example .....

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derffie In reply to SpookyMouse [2006-08-29 22:44:13 +0000 UTC]

haha!! no problems, its amazing how much time I didn't realise I had lost with some of my comments, and the loosing the thread of coversations......
What where we talking about again?

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SpookyMouse In reply to derffie [2006-08-30 15:36:49 +0000 UTC]

lol Fred I can't remember now... However I did try a Cider called "Mangers" Irish Cider it was really nice ice cold have you heard of that one?.. It was a one off as it was quite expensive at £2.59 for quite a small bottle... very nice though

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derffie In reply to SpookyMouse [2006-09-01 06:59:10 +0000 UTC]

Aah its ok, I've recently found a cider called "K" a pleasent, sweet medium cider, delicious icey cold and quite rediculously 8.5%!!!!!! 2 cans is all I can drink before I sink to the land of apple dreams!

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SpookyMouse In reply to SpookyMouse [2006-08-09 23:53:19 +0000 UTC]

opps sculps even!..

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MaX-DooM [2006-08-04 00:31:22 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome ...

It kind of reminds me of Toast Boy or Salad Fingers for some reason!

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derffie In reply to MaX-DooM [2006-08-08 06:52:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! nice comparisons! thank you! or even burnt face man.
[link]

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MaX-DooM In reply to derffie [2006-08-09 00:35:27 +0000 UTC]

It must be those comfortable eyes ... !

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derffie In reply to MaX-DooM [2006-08-27 08:10:05 +0000 UTC]

comfortable eyes? only if they where in a jar!

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MaX-DooM In reply to derffie [2006-08-27 11:43:00 +0000 UTC]



P.S. good luck at college [link]

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derffie In reply to MaX-DooM [2006-08-27 19:31:24 +0000 UTC]

lol!!!!! thats just the sort of thing I envisioned!!!!!
thank you!!!

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hatredtheblack [2006-08-02 23:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Wow, your really slick poetic commentary really leaves things open for a character spinoff in a non god-awful primetime Fox bullshit sort of way. As always, amazingly imaginative and creative, great commentary that leaves the viewer wanting more and a limitless source of wild ideas. What else did I miss? I'm sure I'll find out when I look at your next piece!

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derffie In reply to hatredtheblack [2006-08-03 19:40:03 +0000 UTC]

MONKEYS!!!!! dude, I'm stuck on monkeys!!! I've done three different ape-things recently, all with a moral tale of course! As for what else you have missed, well it started as a joke with arthammer, but now currently working on getting these items published in my very own book!!!!

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hatredtheblack In reply to derffie [2006-08-07 05:41:13 +0000 UTC]

I KNEW IT!!!! It was so obvious, I can't believe you hadn't thought of doing so sooner. It'll be amazing, I'd love to see it!

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derffie In reply to hatredtheblack [2006-08-08 07:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Slooooowly its going to happen....
Time is never something I ever have enough of!

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hatredtheblack In reply to derffie [2006-08-11 22:45:17 +0000 UTC]

If there's any way I can help with the production, let me know. I would love to see this happen.

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derffie In reply to hatredtheblack [2006-08-26 06:57:41 +0000 UTC]

well prove-read my submitions here on DA, these are all the original versions of whats going ahead,(photos might change, and some minor editing to the poetry and prose) but feel free to point out anything that isn't in the right place! a second pair of eyes would be a great help!

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hatredtheblack In reply to derffie [2006-08-29 23:01:58 +0000 UTC]

I'll look extra close, but the creative content behing them is top notch, untouchable. There are a few whiny spelling errors here and there, but I don't want to see anything different. Keep this comin'!

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derffie In reply to hatredtheblack [2006-08-29 23:10:33 +0000 UTC]

lol!! thats kind of you, but dude be brutal even spelling errors are errors and need adressing, so feel free.

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hatredtheblack In reply to derffie [2006-09-02 06:10:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh, sure. If this were being published as a children (or even ADULT'S!) story spelling and grammar correction would be crucial, but easily manageable by a basic, and I do mean basic editing process. On the whole, what you've got is fantastic. Any errors could be fixed in less than an hour. That's all of them together, too.

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derffie In reply to hatredtheblack [2006-09-04 19:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Well eyes pealed and get the highlighter on them ASAP!!!!!! Thanks buddy soon have the final pieces together!

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hatredtheblack In reply to derffie [2006-09-09 07:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Sounds great, man! This was just a joking, yet still candid suggestion on my part, so if you want to make this happen, hit me up with an email and I'll proofread everyhthing.

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derffie In reply to hatredtheblack [2006-09-22 18:36:29 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE ON! enlisted you are Hmmm *in best yoda speak*

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Kreld [2006-07-13 15:46:11 +0000 UTC]

remember kids you ask too many questions you get labotomised!

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derffie In reply to Kreld [2006-07-13 18:38:06 +0000 UTC]

Shall I bring my brick to leeds with me? lol, cheers bro

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Fisk1 [2006-07-13 12:14:04 +0000 UTC]

Wow!
This is getting a , for great poetry and sculpting. Very nice mate!

Cheers, FishOne the one and only.

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derffie In reply to Fisk1 [2006-07-13 18:53:31 +0000 UTC]

thank you! I realy do apreciate that! I'm always pleased when you like a piece like that!

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Fisk1 In reply to derffie [2006-07-13 19:34:10 +0000 UTC]

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amestopleeze [2006-07-12 22:49:41 +0000 UTC]

another awesome piece to the collection!
-e.

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derffie In reply to amestopleeze [2006-07-13 19:14:41 +0000 UTC]

Cheers dude!

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hankinstein [2006-07-12 22:03:37 +0000 UTC]

ITA about the book idea. It would be a good book. Not only do you posess mad sculpting skillz, your writing is great too!!

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