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Published: 2006-04-04 18:03:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 1128; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 35
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The ruler of the known universe, or so he would like to think. Tonks own species even kicked him out for being a total asshole, so he blew up his planet, He did like it much anyway. So in to the universe Tonk crusaded, Trouble is, in the rest of the known universe, Most species aren't 8 inches tall. Bit of a shock for Tonk, but never the less, He percivered with his great plan, and got a even bigger gun.Till that unfortunate day he landed on Earth, so sad, poor Tonk, he was in the prosess of telling a garden beetle that it should bow down to him, and that he was the Ruler of the universe, when a size nine steel toe capped work boot caved in his skull, (small fuzzy thing, to a human that obivously needs killing) poor Tonk, I'm sure theres a moral to this tale somewhere.....[link]
Another view of him in his pre-sqwished glory.
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hey cheers!!! hang on, I've briefly seen your work.....
Hmm, "I'm gonna watch you" *said in a childish sing-song way*
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Hehe you knew Id write and add to the mass of comments you already get!!
I help Tonk for I am all friggin mighty!
Hell Ye!
And he has really kool hair hehe!
Now i shall leave *slinks off* (ye i said slinks!)
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Lubricate your slinking! 
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Awwww pleeeeeease FReD!?!?!?!?!???
I really really want one!!
Hehe AND chocolate is no substitute!!
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Woooo typo ranger!!!!!
Help??? Maybe I do help him! who knows!
But i believe the letter i was going for was a d.....altho they are far apart on the keyboard so now my mind is melting...........
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You're amazing!! I love it!!!! Make me one and I'll buy it from you $$$
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Seriously? Hes yours if you want him!
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Christ, I am pissing my pants laughing! FReD, you are a genius! I feel like total fucking shit right now, but that just brightened things right up! Well, not really, but it was sure a good boost. Your submissions just get more and more ingeniously creative. I have to meet you in person someday.
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I would so love that to happen, to meet up that is, soon as possible we will I'm sure. So glad he cheered you up abit buddy. Never underestimate the power of your own mind 
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Ahh, indeed. All these messages you've left are pullinge me out of the misery as we speak! I just discovered 'Perv Mouse's' Little easter egg, too!
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Well in its self thats worth every effort I took to make him!!!
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ohhh he's so sweet! the first time I saw the thumbnail I thought it was some mutant horse 
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he is wonderful, fred! And his story 
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THANKIES!!!! But heed his tale, a warning to all those who get to big for there boots.....
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Tonk rules! I wish him luck in conquering the universe. Or at least the U.S. I'm sure he'd be a much better prez than Georgie. He definitely needs to use that raygun on him soon.
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A roadkill that was two weeks old could do a better job!!! But anyway glad you like him!! cheers m'dear!!!
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woah this is cool - how do you make them? where do you get all teh stuff?
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i am a junkie!!!!
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the little story that gose with this! poor guy, but i suposs thats what u get when you blow up ur own planet.
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Aww but he's so cute... he can't die, maybe we should give him a filed or something to rule
almost got the drawings done for dr.b aswell... taken me longer to come up with a version i really like than i thought lol
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Trouble is you, could of gave him a field, he'd only wanted more.... Greedy lil sod!
As For DrB....No sweat I'll just redesign him to make him better anyway! KIDDING! I'll stick to whatever design you give me...honest!
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haha... you better otherwise i'll set them there cornish dragons back onto your land and they'll burn all your corn, because thats whats cornwalls be made of... corn... so neeehhh
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cornish dragons?? They died out due to being totaly lazy, having the "larr" and wanting to do everything "drekly" and its a wall of corn, you rectal spazum!!! "sheesh! at least know ya facts!"
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less of the rectal spazum's thank you, i can't help it!
hope your not gone forever!!
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Spazum your sphincter no more! I have returned, and this time its personal.
Now at a DA page near you, Derffie, the saviour of the know world.
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Awww...He looks awesome! 
And! He has a sad background story. What more can you want from a alien.
Good thing you made a statue dedicated to his memory! 
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Thats not a statue dedicated to his memory! that is Tonk.....I had him stuffed.......
cheers buddy! 
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Ah,even more wicked!
Haha, stuffed Tonk.
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Ahhh...if only the soul of certain shrubbie political types could not have migrated in that little frome at the point of impact! Great little fella mate! I quite like him!
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Trans mind morphafacation! put bushs brain into a rat.......and vice versa! your countrys waste problems will soon disapear!
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Biggest bit of waste gone with Bush's demise right there!!!!!!
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