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deserthaze — Mr. Green: Clearly Harassment

Published: 2009-10-22 02:59:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 5643; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 38
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Another stupid plot bunny I got from a back-and-forth with .

Mr. Green, Dexter's favorite teacher as well as the PowerPuff Girl's former substitute teacher, was just minding his own business, greeting Professor Utonium and the girls as he sees Dexter back to his the rest of his family after class when the despicable villain HIM, who has been hungrily eying the comely young demon tutor ever since he first saw him, decides to...ahem...socialize. After all, good-looking demons are so rare...

In one swift, smooth motion (with Green completely unsuspecting as he chats with the Utoniums), HIM slips up behind Mr. Green, delicately grasps one of Green's gloved hands in one claw, and secures the other around the tutor's waist.

Ever the classy fellow, Green simply narrows his eyes and regains his balance before he can fall against HIM's chest (as HIM was attempting to make him do). Green is starting to get perturbed, as, unbeknownst to the Utoniums (including Dexter), this is the fourth time today that HIM has attempted to woo him.

Dexter is appalled and infuriated to see HIM dare to put his filthy claws on his most kindly and favored teacher with that preditory gleam in HIS eyes as though Green were HIM's property. (Dexter's no fool...he had been aware of HIM's fixed interest in Green for a while now)

Bubbles is downright terrified; afraid that she is about to witness HIM do horrible harm to the sweet and gentle Mr. Green. She can do nothing but watch, fearing that, if she acted, HIM would hurt Mr. Green.

Blossom is just trying not to vomit. She too had picked up on HIM's interest in Green, and she knew what HIM was capable of, but not even SHE had expected such a gutsy move on HIM's part; ESPECIALLY not in front of herself and her sisters.

Professor Utonium is at a loss for words; unsure of how to react to the completely unexpected and very bold advances of HIM toward Utonium's young, but respected colleague.

At first, Buttercup WAS going to toss HIM in a pot and season him with butter, garlic, and lemon, but her sharp, battle-trained eyes caught on that Mr. Green was about to handle the situation on his own. If she doesn't stifle that giggling, she's going to give Mr. Green's plan away, and his contingency plan, whatever it may be, might not be as entertaining as what he already has planned.

Mr. Green is about to very calmly, gracefully, and in a manner most dignified, crush HIM's foot.

There's no WAY Green would ever go out with HIM.

...Green could get crabs... *shot for stupid pun*

This came to me because Him is so painfully, blatantly *GAY*. Mr. Green is young, cute, intelligent, witty, and a real sweetheart. Green is practically BEGGING for HIM to hit on him...in HIM's eyes, anyway...

As such a desirable creature, Green knows how to handle himself when it comes to depraved creeps like HIM.

It was just too easy to imagine I -HAD- to draw it

BLAME AND HER AWESOME FICS!

I OWN NOTHING!

This took me around 2 1/2 hours. Sorry the coloring sucks so bad.

I hope SOMEONE is as amused by this as I was
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Comments: 114

mormonbookworm [2018-04-23 23:14:59 +0000 UTC]

So I was playing DD for some college people this weekend, and something almost like this happened, and I couldn't quit laughing.
Instead of foot crunching, she rammed her head into his nose. 
I looked like the crazy drunk one laughing my butt off, and I couldn't explain why.
Curse you and your lovely art, for haunting me at the worst moments! 

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queen-of-fanart [2014-08-23 19:14:08 +0000 UTC]

Ok, I've seen Mr. Green in so much fanart.... where does he come from? Could someonegive me a link or something?

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AbbyRoth In reply to queen-of-fanart [2017-04-19 02:24:12 +0000 UTC]

He was a character in Powerpuff Girls

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8annie81 [2014-02-10 01:05:59 +0000 UTC]

I haven't read this yet, but I'm already so happy.

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FatesGuardian [2012-04-06 03:29:41 +0000 UTC]

I was hoping there would be fanart for that story...I finally found out who Mr. Green is...and I adore him! Favorite cartoon character. Ever. Of all time. And that crabs joke. I giggled. It was funny.

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deserthaze In reply to FatesGuardian [2012-04-08 21:53:46 +0000 UTC]

Psh, Elecktrum's one of my best friends The STORY actually STARTED because I drew this picture for her

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FatesGuardian In reply to deserthaze [2012-04-19 18:12:53 +0000 UTC]

XD Awesome! Loved Buttercup's reaction, actually, I loved all the reactions. XD

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x-xXxXxXx-x [2010-04-30 03:07:53 +0000 UTC]

God. I love this story. Very smooth, Mr. Green. Poor Blossom....

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deserthaze In reply to x-xXxXxXx-x [2010-05-01 21:00:59 +0000 UTC]

You mean the one I wrote in the artist comment or the one wrote after seeing this pic?

Poor ALL of them XD The Professor has brainlock, Bubbles is going to have a heart attack, Blossom is going to vomit, Dexter is going to blow a gasket...well, you get the idea

Glad you like this, and thank you for taking the time to comment! !

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elecktrum [2009-12-25 13:28:19 +0000 UTC]

Still laughing!

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-12-25 18:48:33 +0000 UTC]

Daw now you've got me laughing at it again too

*SHOT*

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-12-25 19:41:28 +0000 UTC]

Him's expression just slays me.

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mormonbookworm [2009-12-19 22:16:12 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I'm mad at my computer.

There's needs to be a 'a worship this piece' button, and I still don't have one!
So therefore, until I get one, I can not express how much I love this picture.
Hehe.

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Diana-Kisa [2009-11-26 05:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Love it! And just so you know... the pun in the artist's comments... brilliant Never would have thought of it myself >_>; Cracked up laughing XD

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deserthaze In reply to Diana-Kisa [2009-11-26 05:26:40 +0000 UTC]

latenight art tends to lead to corneyness and perverse behavior for me

not that i've gotten too many complaints

Glad you like it! thanks for commenting~!

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Diana-Kisa In reply to deserthaze [2009-11-26 05:29:00 +0000 UTC]

No problem! And I'll be sure to tell all my friends that... or my friend

She'll probably be just like... -sigh and rubs temples-... BUT AT LEAST SHE CARES XDD

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elecktrum [2009-10-29 23:53:17 +0000 UTC]

Even after a week this still totally slays me.

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mormonbookworm [2009-10-27 01:27:55 +0000 UTC]

You gonna send the ransom message?

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deserthaze In reply to mormonbookworm [2009-10-27 01:29:12 +0000 UTC]

not while she's busy with other stuff right now. She'll do it when she can find the time.

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mormonbookworm In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-27 01:33:23 +0000 UTC]

If we send it now then maybe she'll finish the current one or maybe not.

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deserthaze In reply to mormonbookworm [2009-10-27 01:47:30 +0000 UTC]

She's still got a ways to go on her current works. Its very hard to work on multiple stories at once. i know because i tried it a few years ago and it was a disaster.

She's also got her busywork from day-to-day life like everybody else. Any seasoned writer knows that you cannot force inspiration. she has to decide for herself whether or not she wants to write this, otherwise, her heart won't be in it, and it will suck. that's why it'd be incredibly rude, presumptuous, and disrespectful to pester her about it when she is already aware that we'd enjoy a piece on this from her.

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mormonbookworm In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-27 22:05:04 +0000 UTC]

I was kidding...
Sorry.

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deserthaze In reply to mormonbookworm [2009-10-27 22:10:32 +0000 UTC]

No problem

S'all good

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mormonbookworm In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-27 23:22:21 +0000 UTC]

So, any other plot bunnies running rampant?

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mormonbookworm [2009-10-26 00:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha! I love this!
Mr. Green does look kinda cute in this...
But I'd never harass him.

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deserthaze In reply to mormonbookworm [2009-10-26 02:01:25 +0000 UTC]

Suuuure you wouldn't....and I'd never color in colored pencil...



Glad you like the picture! Thanks for commenting!

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mormonbookworm In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-26 11:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Well I wouldn't!
You two need to write that ficlet...
I would totally read it...

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deserthaze In reply to mormonbookworm [2009-10-26 20:57:30 +0000 UTC]

Electrum said she might...

I'd totally read it too

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mormonbookworm In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-26 23:55:27 +0000 UTC]

She better get writing on that too!

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deserthaze In reply to mormonbookworm [2009-10-27 00:22:15 +0000 UTC]

*cowers*

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mormonbookworm In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-27 00:50:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm not mad, sorry, just impatient.

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deserthaze In reply to mormonbookworm [2009-10-27 00:55:39 +0000 UTC]

lol! don't worry! I know ~~ I'm just being silly~

...i say we both threaten the safety of every one of elecktrum's left shoes until she writes it IT WILL NOT BE FUN TO HAVE TO WEAR TWO RIGHT SHOES THAT DON'T MATCH!

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mormonbookworm In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-27 01:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Ah! A genius plan! I call a high heel!

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elecktrum [2009-10-23 02:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Still laughing.

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-10-23 03:01:58 +0000 UTC]

Me too...now it's spread to every time i look at either Dex, Utonium, or Green ITS SPREADING!!!

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-23 03:09:46 +0000 UTC]

I think it's the eyebrows on Utonium that set me off.

And Green . . . OMG, his expression is a perfect, "Oh, not this perv again!" look.

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-10-23 03:15:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I was really proud of how Green turned out

On Utonium, yeah, I think it's the eyebrows paired with the teensy dot eyes that make him so dang funny I didn't use the dot eyes on anyone else in the picture

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-23 03:16:56 +0000 UTC]

His shock is absolute. He won't blink for a week.

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-10-23 03:28:49 +0000 UTC]

that one really made me lol


They're all left traumatized by the event...Utonium's face gets stuck like that for a week, Bubbles has nightmares, Dexter passes out from his blood pressure going through the roof, Blossom suffers Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and freaks out when she sees the colors green and red side by side...

...well, Buttercup and Green aren't really all that badly affected, but it's off to group therapy for everyone else SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-23 03:36:32 +0000 UTC]

And don't forget Him, who's now crippled and gimping along under the impression that Green secretly adores him.

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-10-23 04:03:41 +0000 UTC]



Now HIM will just come up with a new approach...OGOD PLOT BUNNY! *imagines Mr. Green trudging back to his room after a long day to find candles, rose petals, and HIM scantily clad on his couch*

MEANWHILE, IN GROUP THERAPY:

*enter, Mr. Green*

Mr Green: ...room for one more? *sits beside utonium* *whispers* I dont think i can go back to my house...not after the horrors I've seen...can I crash at your place tonight?

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-23 04:15:31 +0000 UTC]

And Mr. Green's scream and running away at the speed of light will only be taken as playing hard to get.

Poor Kilroy. I bet Him loves a challenge.

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-10-23 04:21:44 +0000 UTC]

HIM's a hunter, and poor, poor Kilroy is the prey...


HIM: *scantily clad on Green's couch in the candle light surrounded by rose petals* Welcome home, turtledove... *sexy growl*


Green: ...... PROFESSOR UTONIUMMMM! *leaps into Utonium's arms* I NEED AN ADUUUULLLLT!!!

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-23 04:27:36 +0000 UTC]

And Utonium would get an eyeful of Him, the candles, the roses, and run like hell to save Green AND find his daughters.

"Girls! Save us!"

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-10-23 04:49:43 +0000 UTC]

*ROFL* oh man...all this halarity has got me worn out...this has been going on all day I LOVE IT~

Thanks for all the fun today, but I gotta hit the sack WE SHALL CONTINUE TOMORROW, when hopefully, I have the new Mr. Green pic i've been working on today...

He actually looks cute and pouty and SEXY at the same time Hopefully I'll have it up tomorrow

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-23 12:37:04 +0000 UTC]

More? YAYS!

Cute, pouty AND sexy? I love it already.

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deserthaze In reply to elecktrum [2009-10-23 18:52:13 +0000 UTC]

ALL DONE! it's on the site now

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elecktrum In reply to deserthaze [2009-10-23 20:26:48 +0000 UTC]

Woo-hoo!!!

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teacupballerina [2009-10-22 21:54:40 +0000 UTC]

oh my god, this is epic. It might just be my new super OTP XDD

All of them look so hot ;-;

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deserthaze In reply to teacupballerina [2009-10-22 22:30:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, dear...I seem to have started an uprising Gotta admit, though; MrGreenxHIM isn't all that hard to picture I can just imagine the lovers' quarrels:

Green trying to turn HIM nice, HIM trying to get Green to help him destroy the girls since he already has their trust...ensuing bloody demon fight...just imagining an angry Mr. Green is amusing NO COOKIES FOR YOU! D:<

Blame . She made me do it

She's thinking about writing a oneshot to go with this picture...I hope she goes through with it

Thanks for commenting! So glad you were as amused as I was I've got more Mr. Green art in the works, so there'll be more soon

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