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Professor Patrick L. UtoniumHouse-Keeping Apron
Keeps dust off of good dress shirts during housekeeping. Best when worn with slippers.
Mr. Kilroy V. Green
Cooking Apron
Keeps white flour off black uniform. Best used with oven mitts.
Dexter Utonium
Heavy-Duty Lead HAZMAT Apron
Protects from hazardous chemicals and radiation. Best used with full HAZMAT suit.
Sgt. Chip Morton
Fashion Apron
Makes wearer look trendy and summer-sheik. Best worn by someone with no business wearing an apron. I'm one twisted sister. THANK YOU MAGS!
A doodle I did for my dear friend ; from whom I received a simply DARLING gift! She sewed me the most *adorable* apron for my birthday!!
I've been prancing around in it all day ever since I opened the package 
(I've got a thing for cute aprons 
) The apron inspired me to doodle this.
The apron she sewed for me is much like the one on Chip Morton, only it has no wording on it. I added the wording on Chip's for fun.
I absolutely *love* my birthday presents!
Thanks again, elecktrum! I LOVE YOU! I dont own any of the above characters.
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Comments: 17
He lived on that submarine too long. He has feeshie faece. He no cans helps it.
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Good! cause i'm scanning something for YOU *RIGHT NOW* Mr. !!!
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Chip on the other hand...he pretty much hates us both right about now
He should know better than to smirk at his apron-clad co-workers. They *will* make sure he doesn't feel left out of the latest fad. Now he wont just fit in, he'll stand out!
Lesson Learned: *NEVER* belittle the noble apron and its many many purposes.
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Listen, some men can wear aprons and get away with it and some just don't want to try. I think we know which camp Sgt. Morton is in.
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He was born to be a man in uniform...just...not THAT uniform.
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Yeah, if Morton has to wear an apron he wants it designed for something cool, like bomb disposal.
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"But it IS for bomb disposal, Morton! Don't you like it? I let Bubbles pick the colors!"
If only Dexter could swim, Morton would toss the kid in the nearest body of water
But he gets the message. Don't ever let a pretty police officer make him a minute and a half late for work ever again.
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Dexter must be talking about the dessert sort of bomb, not the ka-boom sort. See what happens when communications break down?
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Morton is part of Operation Dessert Storm!!!
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He got the merit badge and everything!
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Now I have delicious mental images of DENMOTHERS Morton, Mr. Green, and Prof. Utonium
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Nerdiest den of scouts evar!
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