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die-einzelganger β Parenting with Abridged Kaiba
Published: 2011-11-01 05:59:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 2914; Favourites: 92; Downloads: 18
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Now everything makes sense. FOREVER.Also, Kaiba doesn't need the Death Note. His smile is his Death Note.
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Doesn't it though?
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Yes x3 Yeah! 8D It's be awesome if you drew more of this xD
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Here's to hoping inspiration will strike!
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Genius.
Have you considered sending this to LK?
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Thank you! 
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I thought Seto was the love child of Light and Lelouch. Still freakin' funny. XD
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Well, technically, Yu-Gi-Oh! came before Death Note and Code Geass, so that makes Kaiba the first... and then he just reproduced asexually. Twice. He is super effective. XD
Glad you liked.
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Thank you! XD They are one big dysfunctional family now.
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I can just see Light crying as he puts down a card like, "MY LIFE. HAS COME TO THIS."
and Kaibas like, "And it'll stay like this because if you do anything else your life means nothing to mankind!"
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When abridged Kaiba is feeling really ungenerous, he makes Light and Lelouch play card games against each other. Since neither of them know the rules very well, Kaiba makes fun of them and slaps them in the face with a trading card each time they screw up.
Mokuba feels sorry for them, but says nothing. He later visits them in their room, though (they share a room, because Nii-sama didn't feel like wasting two rooms on their sorry butts), and sneaks them cookies. He's an awesome uncle.
True story. XD
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OH GOD! I can't stop laughing! XD I can just imagine Kaiba with an extremley mad/disappointed face slapping them around with the blue eyes white dragon like, "YOU DON'T PLAY TRAP CARD IN DEFENSE MODE, IDIOT."
Aw~ Mokubas a cutey XD
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XDDD Just imagine Kaiba a la abridged Piccolo, going "NNEEEEEEEERDDD!" each time one of them messes up, and in the end, both Light and Lelouch are reduced to quivering shells, their eyes twitching because they just know they are going to get that Blue-Eyes White Dragon card in the face again.
Mokuba is, and always will be, an inexhaustible source of cute. <3 I love him so. XD He keeps the family from killing each other, really. XD
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Or like, "DWEEEEEB! YOU'LL NEVER BE AMNA AT THIS RATE! WANNA DIE A LONLEY VIRGIN BOY! I THINK NOT BECAUSE IN THIS WORLD CARD GAMES GET YOU PLACES!" And Light and Lelouch are just like crying as they shuffle their decks and play their crappy cards, because Kaiba doesn't want to wait the good card on them. XD
I would guess so, after a long day of being yeld at and emotionally destroyed, I think getting a cookie from that cute face would make me feel a tad better XD
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I'm LOL'in. XD Just this mental image of Light and Lelouch, crying, sitting opposite each other and summoning Kuribohs and Watapons because those are their BEST CARDS and Kaiba just keeps taunting them and calling them names, and their eyes are HUGE AND TEARY. They even stutter from crying so hard, dammit.
And then Mokuba has to give them his famous Mokuba hugs to nurse their broken souls back to health somehow. And he lets them pat his hair, because his hair is fantastic and it just makes everybody feel better. So Light and Lelouch get out the hairbrushes and they brush his hair, because it feels awesome, and suddenly, the world is a less crappy place.
Holy hell am I messed up. XD
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and so is the rest of Da lol
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TouchΓ©, touchΓ©.
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Kaiba: go to your room Light and no potato chips
Light: *almost has heart attack* anything but the chips!
Lelouch: *nelson laugh*
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XD
It totally happened, too. And then Kaiba slapped Lelouch in the face... with a Kuriboh card. Because in his household, you have to EARN the right to be slapped in the face with a real monster. Just ask Mokuba: he's up to Vampire Lord by now.
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and yugi is still at watapon
and he likes it that way
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Because only real men take Watapon in the face.
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true and also hair, voices, rage and breasts are internet phenomenon
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Agreement. <3
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If we are talking Mai Valentine, yes, yes they are. XD
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hahaha
ghost nappa
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Ghost Nappa's awesome, too. XD
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ok the f**k is wrong with your hair, your hair, your hair, i like you, your hair, your boobs, your personality and *gasp* omg the shiny mokuba I have a Master Ball with your name on it
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Imagine if he would have caught the shiny Mokuba. Kaiba would have been FURIOUS.
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instead of brisk walk it would be brisk jog
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And a slap in the face with a trading card.
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with a watapon card
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Because he hasn't earned a higher card yet. Compared to him, Mokuba is like, level 50.
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hehe worth the master ball?
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Totally worth it.
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why is everyone on this show a f***ing duelist
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Why is everybody on this show a f***ing ninja!
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and a f****ing alien
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DUDE. STOP! I'M GUNNA DIE FROM THE IMAGE!
And like one of them accidentally plays mutiply and then kuribohs are all over the place and he's craying and flipping out like "WHAT DID I DO!?" and Kaiba's like "FIRST GRADER MOVE YOU TODDLER!" and Light or Lelouch are like "I CAN'T MAKE THEM STOP!"
And Mokuba is just happy becaus he's gunna be pretty now and he's helping people so it's double the good time.
Dude I swear I love you!
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And Kaiba cannot help but scream "GET YOUR HAIRY BALLS OUT OF MY FACE!" and Light busts up laughing because it's a double entendre, but then Kaiba slaps him in the face with his Crush Card Virus, and Light sobs like he's a first grader, and Lelouch is holding in his laugher and he gets the hick-ups because he's too afraid to laugh. Eventually, Kaiba just slaps him in the face out of habit, and he starts bawling anyway. Mokuba just watches with that "I don't question these things anymore" look on his face.
Mokuba then decides to major in Psychology, and eventually becomes a well-known and respected expert in his field, even though he barely passed the courses and his only method is letting people wash and brush and touch his hair all day long. And eat cookies.
My love right back atcha. 
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And then Light tries to stop crying but as he see's Lelouch getting smacked around by Kaiba he imagines that that could of been him and he runs to Mokuba for help but Kaiba throughs his Blue Eyes White Dragon at him, knocking him over and making him eat the floor and Mokuba stares at this young man who is crying at him feet.
But then scientists figure out that there is a chemical inside of Mokubas hair that is able to cure deppression na dthe they make Mokuba grow his hair out super long so they can text it and cure depression from the world XD
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Oh God. This household is a red flag zone for Child Services I swear. XD Only they are tired of trying to talk some sense into Seto Kaiba because he is too rich to listen, so every time Light and Lelouch call Child Services, all they get is a prompt "Shut up [insert name of caller]." Kaiba charges them for his catchphrase, however.
Mokuba's hair eventually becomes a hotbed for all sorts of chemical experiments, and a group of scientists are later caught smoking it. Kaiba then bases a whole drug empire on his little brother's hair. His fortune grows... not that he cares. XD
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XD And everytime theres a lawsuit of somesort Kaiba just bribes the jury and then The judge finds out and he bribes him too and so every time Kaiba wins no matter what. Eventually a law is passed where only people named Seto Kaiba who have large amounts of maney and all three Blue Eyed White Dragons are allowed to abuse people and keep them in their house to force cardgames upon their lives.
People start ro smoke Mokuba-rettes instead of cigrettes and they get the same effect but with out the cancer and the bad illnesses because Mokuba is just so nice that even idnerectly he helps people.
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Actually, speaking of Mokuba's benevolent effects, just think this Kids in the Hall sketch, except for Mokuba's hair:
[link]
And you know what the really strange thing in all this is? The REALLY strange thing?
That, deep inside, Light and Lelouch still love their father for all the horrible card games he puts them through, because Kaiba is awesome and whenever his children are bullied, he goes "NOBODY BULLIES THEM BUT ME!" and lays down ungodly vengeance. He may then slap his sons in the face with a trading card, but then he ususally ruffles their hair after a while and goes "I AIN'T EVEN MAD" and then they have a good laugh before Kaiba becomes bipolar again.
After he started smoking Mokubarettes, however, his mood improved. <3
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What's the weirdest part? XD I cannot think of whats so extraordinarily weirder than the whoel video lol
THE END.
I think we just made the best crossover FF ever XD
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Yes, this crossover was truly all kinds of wonderful. XD Thank you for indulging me and creating it - now I feel better knowing that Mokuba's hair is magic, and Kaiba is bi-polar, but essentially still an awesome parent. XD
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MUST DRAW. CRAPPY CHIBIS. OF THIS CROSS OVER.
Dude, youre making me explode with ideas what is this! XD
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DO IT. DO IIIT.
If I inspire you, I am honored. XD
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I DID IT.
Well. the hispter Kaiba at least lol
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