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Kaitou-kitsune [2016-09-29 11:22:25 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty gives me a murder case with an umbrella. Damn, I'm Sherlock... either that or I'm Sebastian Moran and Moriarty wants me to 'use' the umbrella in the murder. Β
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Madvie [2016-08-12 23:12:53 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty asks me to send a text with a smile on his face.. I am slightly worried
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MusicalNotes334 [2016-02-27 07:17:16 +0000 UTC]
Mycroft Holmes takes my pulse with lust in their eyes... Β
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MotherNatureSilverM [2016-02-14 04:16:02 +0000 UTC]
My BF got Sherlock Holmes handcuffs you to Watson with lust in his eyes.
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MotherNatureSilverM [2016-02-14 04:13:08 +0000 UTC]
Sherlock Holmes kisses you pationetly on the lips with a bomb strapped to them... OMG
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tultsi93 [2016-01-17 08:14:47 +0000 UTC]
Mycroft Holmes asks me to send a text with bare hands.
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RooseveltWhittle [2015-09-09 02:36:57 +0000 UTC]
Mycroft Holmes asks you on a date with lust in his eyes. I like it.
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SlayerC00kie [2015-08-16 18:57:10 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty gives you a murder case because they are sherlocked, sounds legitΒ Β
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Maaaandyyyy [2015-08-14 14:35:27 +0000 UTC]
jim moriarty makes you dance to the thieving magpie because they want to burn you
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sherlockianwhovian16 [2015-07-12 03:51:52 +0000 UTC]
John Watson makes me stand in the rain because he is Sherlocked.
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AnettPagacova [2015-07-08 19:05:01 +0000 UTC]
Sherlock Holmes kisses you passionately on the lips while playing violin.Β Β Yay
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TheGreenPigeon [2015-07-04 11:15:28 +0000 UTC]
Molly Hooper asks me to a date because she's not my housekeeper. Nice to know
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redraidioactive [2015-06-12 14:17:13 +0000 UTC]
moriarty made me dance to the thieving magpie
while at gun point XD WTF
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CottonMane [2015-06-03 19:24:08 +0000 UTC]
Greg Lestrade files a report on you with an umbrella...
how...?
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Tomato-On-A-Stick [2015-05-21 21:38:24 +0000 UTC]
Moriarty brought me lunch in his pockets with a bomb strapped to him.
Hmm.
...
Seems legit.
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silvaze86 [2015-05-06 21:31:08 +0000 UTC]
Molly Hooper sends a sniper after you while holding you at gun point
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SilverTimberWolf [2015-02-06 05:56:26 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty makes me beg for mercy twice with a bomb strapped to him... How the heck did that happen?! Β
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IsomTarvin [2014-12-24 13:42:15 +0000 UTC]
Greg Lestrade brings me a tray of tea because he wants to burn me.Β Β
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NimbusBlack [2014-11-27 14:56:26 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty punches your enenmies in the face because they want to burn you... What th fuk xDΒ
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blanksheez [2014-10-07 22:44:17 +0000 UTC]
Sherlock Holmes brings me back my walking stick while playing the violin... why, you are a skilled man, Holmes. I suppose he must be holding it in his teeth... unless one of his experiments has gone horribly wrong and he's grown a third arm (like Zaphod Beeblebrox 0.O). Well, I appreciate the thought, Sherlock, but neither am I in need of a walking stick, nor do I possess one.
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nikkie97 [2014-09-06 13:10:57 +0000 UTC]
Sherlock Holmes brings me a tray of tea with a smile on his face... X3 Yay!
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dieingcity In reply to nikkie97 [2014-09-06 14:40:02 +0000 UTC]
i think you win
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bibble75 [2014-07-30 21:39:55 +0000 UTC]
Irene Alder asks me on a date because its not their division.
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starfire-zorua [2014-07-08 12:43:45 +0000 UTC]
Mycroft Holmes punishes me severely because they're not my housekeeper.Β
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AskBenDrowned3 [2014-06-12 14:42:30 +0000 UTC]
Mycroft Holmes Makes You Dances To The Thieving Magpie Because They Are Serlocked.
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Skull-in-a-jar [2014-05-27 19:18:51 +0000 UTC]
Irene Adler plants a bomb in my bedroom with an umbrella.
0.O
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CupaholicMilo [2014-05-13 09:07:05 +0000 UTC]
John Watson leaves Baker Street with a smile on his face. Seems legit.
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commander--CULLEN [2014-05-01 19:10:29 +0000 UTC]
John Watson punches your enemies in the face with a crop in there hands... wat
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cerisestyles [2014-04-03 02:39:13 +0000 UTC]
Sherlock Holmes plants aΒ bomb in your bedroom while playing the violin. Sherlock what the heck did I ever do to you Β Β
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SilvieTheCat [2014-03-30 21:37:29 +0000 UTC]
Moriarty brought me back my walking stick because he wants to burn me.
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Baltomaya [2014-03-26 19:29:14 +0000 UTC]
Greg Lestrade asks you to send a text because they want to burn you.
;(
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Angelwolfsghost [2014-03-17 00:21:24 +0000 UTC]
steven moffat with a bomb strapped to them brings lunch to me in his pocket
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ravenlord1125 [2014-02-20 03:03:01 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty runs an experiment on me with a crop in his hands
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NewWayofLiving [2014-02-19 06:08:14 +0000 UTC]
Sherlock kisses me passionately on the lips with his bare hands. Β Β I win life. Β
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PeachySillyz [2014-02-19 04:43:31 +0000 UTC]
Anderson sends a sniper after me because he isn't my housekeeper. . . Kaaay. . .Β
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Perrikara [2014-02-09 09:50:55 +0000 UTC]
Mycroft Holmes sends a sniper after me with an umbrella...
*tries picturing - fails*
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never3kno [2014-01-22 11:34:05 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty plants a bomb in my bedroom while playing the violin... I suddenly have lost the desire for sleep.
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ipanicathedisco [2014-01-20 18:31:54 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriatry, with lust in his eyes, paints a smiley face on your wall. Ok...
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xMaddieFaithx [2014-01-08 01:20:22 +0000 UTC]
"Greg Lestrade punishes you severely with lust in their eyes." Oh, okay.
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Darknotevil [2014-01-04 06:09:07 +0000 UTC]
Why couldn't I have been born on March the Sixth???
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ItabbyCat101 [2014-01-04 00:18:39 +0000 UTC]
Jim Moriarty makes me beg for mercy twice with a smile on his face... You cheeky bastard! :3
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animeluver812 [2013-12-23 01:35:56 +0000 UTC]
Anderson will send me a naughty text with an umberella...Β
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snowflower2097 [2013-12-16 01:31:50 +0000 UTC]
Anderson with a smile on his face sends a sniper after me OMFG why do i get bad luck on every birthday game
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snowflower2097 In reply to snowflower2097 [2013-12-17 00:09:15 +0000 UTC]
Kidnaps my boyfriend/girlfriend not sends a sniper after me.
Good luck, I don't have one.
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frozenpandabear [2013-12-15 18:24:05 +0000 UTC]
sherlock holmes runs an experiment on me while holding me on gun point
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Hahaha-141 [2013-12-12 18:36:00 +0000 UTC]
Irene Adler makes me beg for mercy twice while holding me at gun point... biatch
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extreme810 [2013-12-02 03:17:42 +0000 UTC]
...Jim Moriarty hides your nicotine patched because they are sherlocked. WaiT WHAT
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pinsel-chan [2013-11-27 17:45:16 +0000 UTC]
Mrs. Hudson spray paints a smilie on my wall with a smile on their face
O.e
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ExurgentNight [2013-11-27 03:57:32 +0000 UTC]
Irene Adler asks me to send a text....with me bare hands.
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