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Dimensions101 In reply to ??? [2016-12-23 23:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Me: Unikitty this is perhaps my greatest machine ever.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:41:27 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: It's pretty big.

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Me: Yep. Now button button who has the button?

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:43:04 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: right there.

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:43:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: (pushes the button and the machine roars to life)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:44:05 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: Woah.

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:44:40 +0000 UTC]

Me: (nods)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:46:01 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: a piece of gum...

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Me: Not just any piece of gum. It's a piece of gum that is whole three coarse dinner all by itself.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:47:44 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: *chews on gum*

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: I would rather you didn't.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:49:06 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: *Chews on gum*

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:49:58 +0000 UTC]

Me: Okay.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:50:33 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: i taste... *lists various breakfast items*

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:51:29 +0000 UTC]

Me: Yeah. Spit it out.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:51:59 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: No! :3

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: (teeth chattering) Sorry.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:53:21 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: For what?

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:54:17 +0000 UTC]

Me: Nothing. What are you tasting now?

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:54:39 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: *Lists various lunch items*

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Me; Okay go on.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:57:01 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: *lists various dinner items*

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:57:43 +0000 UTC]

Me: Now for the Dessert.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:58:33 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: blueberry pie and ice cream.

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-23 23:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: Uh Unikitty. What's going on with your nose?

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-23 23:59:54 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: I don't know what your talking about.

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:01:10 +0000 UTC]

Me: It's turning blue.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:01:28 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: oh my...

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:02:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: (gives her a mirror)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:03:10 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: oh my...

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:04:07 +0000 UTC]

Me; It always goes wrong when you get to the dessert. It's the blueberry pie that does it. I'm terribly sorry.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:04:45 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: *starts to bloat*

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:05:24 +0000 UTC]

(Her butt swells up)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:06:07 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: *Blushes*

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:06:55 +0000 UTC]

(Her cheeks and lips swelled up)

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Dimensions101 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:08:04 +0000 UTC]

(She grows rounder)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:07:14 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: Help...?

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:08:36 +0000 UTC]

(She grows rounder)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:08:57 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: ooh...

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:09:53 +0000 UTC]

(She stops)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:10:20 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: It stopped.

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:11:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: Sorry about that Unikitty.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:11:49 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: it's okay.

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:12:26 +0000 UTC]

Me: I better roll you to The Juicing Room.

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:12:40 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: Yep...

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:15:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: (rolls on top of her)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:16:08 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: Whee!

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:17:58 +0000 UTC]

(She rolls on her head)

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UselessAccount69 In reply to Dimensions101 [2016-12-24 00:18:25 +0000 UTC]

unikitty: ow...

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Dimensions101 In reply to UselessAccount69 [2016-12-24 00:19:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: (jumps on her rolling body)

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