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dinyctis — Stop Hating Smartasses

Published: 2006-12-12 14:01:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 176924; Favourites: 7017; Downloads: 0
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Description Another posted just to show that I'm still around.

For years, our smartass comrades have taken flak. Speak up against the politically correct pigdogs!

While I will concede the point that timing is our biggest weapon as well as our nemesis, far too often people try to shut us down merely because they are uptight idiots who not only try to keep us quiet when its not “convenient,” but also make “funny” or “witty” remarks just to be shut down themselves (karma, biatch).

The true smartass is 100%. Not only can h/she dish it out with the best timing and in good taste, but receives it and appreciates it as a reminder to take a step back and lighten up.

Seriously, though. Lighten up. And fellow smartasses……work on your timing, for only a smartass who knows when to fire is a true master of wisecracking.

Design....err well nothing fancy, as you can see. The point was simple, and the design needed to match that.

Print and wallpaper: If enough people ask for it, I’ll do it.

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Comments: 885

default-cube [2016-08-13 06:22:21 +0000 UTC]

But then again, real smartarses (as opposed to smartasses) don’t care...

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SPARTAN-180 [2015-07-01 12:25:22 +0000 UTC]

I am a smartass, for the world needs to lighten up.

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RenamonMega [2015-04-20 02:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Baird from gears of war is my favorite smartass and without him some of humor in the game would be dead weight that and young Dom.

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super-enthused [2015-04-13 10:56:08 +0000 UTC]

lol. Well, without 'smart' asses you know which type of asses we're left with, right?

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aevrynn [2014-07-13 09:14:37 +0000 UTC]

True. So true.

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Forcedlactationlover [2013-08-20 03:46:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm in full sympathy with the general, and the specific, sentiment. I've been called a 'smartass', or something similar, almost all of my life, and I revel in it.

My basic response to the comments is sarcastic, "Think. It may be a new experience."

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CrazySOB42 [2013-08-04 23:52:37 +0000 UTC]

You mind if I put this in my dA ID?

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dinyctis In reply to CrazySOB42 [2013-08-06 12:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Go for it.

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CrazySOB42 In reply to dinyctis [2013-08-06 15:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, if I ever get my laptop fixed I'll put it up. I'm just doing this from my PS3.

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khawar-nehal [2013-07-11 13:28:19 +0000 UTC]

this is
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thomasmacisaac [2013-07-10 06:34:25 +0000 UTC]

I had to prove that I could amount to something I was so lucky to have found this now nobody disrespects me you can have a chance too
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fhealer [2013-07-10 00:49:49 +0000 UTC]

I didnt think there was a way out finding this was the greatest thing thats ever happened this put me in the lap of luxury this could be your big break
[link]

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jcraice [2013-07-09 20:52:19 +0000 UTC]

I had reached my wits end this helped me get back on my feet miracles really do exist just think of all the possibilities
[link]

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npgauth [2013-07-09 08:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Look what i found here
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zd-studio [2013-07-09 05:21:12 +0000 UTC]

Look what i found
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jcraice [2013-07-09 01:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Business Opportunities - Start Your Own Business
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DracoRealm [2013-06-02 06:53:44 +0000 UTC]

I'm a smartass. You are right. Say one funny word and some people just hate. You know what? Just forget I said anything. Bye.

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Demon-Tophat [2013-05-31 15:25:00 +0000 UTC]

ed.

I smell a great new forum weapon.

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candylover75 [2013-03-12 05:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Dang, I couldn't have said it better. This is me all the way...

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ammu23 [2013-02-03 01:36:09 +0000 UTC]

true true

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MizuFenikkusu [2013-01-31 21:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Make a sign - I'll buy 2

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PumpedUpPanda [2013-01-18 03:10:17 +0000 UTC]

This is so me lol and ...........my mom??

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rocknjade77 [2012-12-10 09:12:45 +0000 UTC]

This is wonderful! Also as a smartass in training I shall remember your sage advice~

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TheAnalogKid101 [2012-11-26 17:39:07 +0000 UTC]

I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass!

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GrimalkintheThird [2012-09-24 21:24:20 +0000 UTC]

Best idea for a poster ever! Great job!

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DiorSPACEy [2012-09-13 14:06:06 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant piece, and quite true, too.

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hippogriff-hunter [2012-08-01 12:30:19 +0000 UTC]

I dont know if you're aware, but there are t-shirts being sold with this design in India

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dinyctis In reply to hippogriff-hunter [2012-09-17 11:44:57 +0000 UTC]

I was made aware by someone recently through DA as well. It doesn't seem like there's a lot to be done.

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TheVirtualPoet [2012-07-16 09:13:26 +0000 UTC]

I may as well be a professional smartass!

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MoonstarTheDragoncat [2012-07-12 02:27:55 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE being a smartass! In my opinion smartasses should be liked. I mean, they're funny, they're smart since they can easily think of retorts, they tend to be happier than uptight people and they say what they think and not care about the consequences! Smartasses FTW!

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devistator23 [2012-07-03 02:12:56 +0000 UTC]

can i download this and put it on my iPod BG?

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dinyctis In reply to devistator23 [2012-07-03 12:42:12 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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Leanndra51 [2012-05-18 15:41:36 +0000 UTC]

Very funny! I love the irony!

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radda3 [2012-04-08 08:43:53 +0000 UTC]

My sister would be too butthurt to read this.

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its-ash-yo [2012-03-31 09:22:16 +0000 UTC]

this is my poster and my moto forlife!

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kmahabir [2012-03-05 11:45:15 +0000 UTC]

awesome indeed.

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jzjad [2012-02-27 17:52:36 +0000 UTC]

Its true i do it all the time <---- Smartass

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Drydell-da-Vinci [2012-02-23 14:07:31 +0000 UTC]

I agree.

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sarathesweet [2012-02-23 01:44:49 +0000 UTC]

if you put that on cafe press you'd make some good money XD

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dopushups [2012-02-22 01:18:09 +0000 UTC]

....fuck yes!

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Spykr [2012-02-07 21:42:17 +0000 UTC]

I concur.

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TheFeyOne [2012-01-29 18:49:34 +0000 UTC]

oh and if u could make a wallpaper that would be GREAT

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TheFeyOne [2012-01-29 18:47:35 +0000 UTC]

glad we all feel this way fucking tightasses JEEZUSH

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TexasDreamer01 [2012-01-26 21:56:06 +0000 UTC]

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justinc112 [2011-12-02 23:44:22 +0000 UTC]

lawlz

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justinc112 In reply to justinc112 [2011-12-02 23:45:09 +0000 UTC]

sorry didn't mean to send it twice, comp lag

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justinc112 [2011-12-02 23:44:02 +0000 UTC]

lawlz

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queenicefire [2011-11-16 21:25:31 +0000 UTC]

This completely made my day xD

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noctiluca-angel [2011-11-04 15:31:34 +0000 UTC]

lmfao! LOVE THIS!

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enelysion [2011-10-23 21:20:03 +0000 UTC]

Story of my life.

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