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Published: 2012-08-29 17:36:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1109; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 0
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apple, orange...
do you ever feel that fruit is taking over?
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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. An iPad a day keeps the doctor away. A glass of iCow milk keeps the doctor away. A call with Orange a day keeps the doctor away.
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an apple a day for the iCow keeps the vet away?
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This sounds as good as the old saying.
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the new saying is:
an orange a day keeps the apple on ebay
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I'll use it from now on.
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I think you have to do an upgrade at iCow5
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Of course, I have to! Immediately!
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yep! - technology need us NOW 
[why we don't want to be gentle brainwashed consumers!!?]
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Luckily, most of us are gentle brainwashed consumers
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changing cow after cow
only in this way we live lived happily ever after iCow1058
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Good. I am starting to feel happy with that
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that means you are already happy with your iPhone
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No, I don't have an iPhone!!
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Thanks, Mark, that was my intention, I am glad if it succeeded.
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I wish to inform you that Apple plans to go to court to protect their iCow (c) registered trademark and subsequent product patents. Consider this your second official notification (or third, if you happen to be working on a Samsung monitor). Consider yourself iWarned.
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You scared me for a bit. I don't have 4 billions for that law suit, even if in the end, I can win!
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Une feature [link] j'espère que vous aimerez ...
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Moi aussi: mon manque de competences dans Photoshop m'ont force a photographier pas mal de vache avant d'en trouver une qui soit bonne a tatouer.
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most folks who think they are non-conformist ...are conforming to the crowd whose thinking the same thing.
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Yes, right. But there is always the next thing, that is going to make them more unique for some time.
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I got an iCow and now it turns out I can't milk it without the Apple milk interface
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Yeah, all proprietary, can't get it anywhere else. Too bad!
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Bravo, JD! I was busy looking for an udder and almost totally missed the Apple tattoo on his rump! 
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Yeah, but now I am so jealous of all those who are going to have the iPhone5
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This brings to mind that immortal scene of the "Wizard of Oz", where the Scarecrow and Apple Tree have the following exchange:
Scarecrow: "Come along, Dorothy, you don't want any of THOSE apples".
Apple Tree: "Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?"
Scarecrow: "Oh, no. Its just that she doesn't like LITTLE GREEN WORMS!"
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Haha. Yes, that is very relevant!
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Totally awesome, my friend! You did this one up just right! Totally correct!
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Thanks, John. You and I know what technology is about!
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Boy, am I enraged over those bastards at Apple. Worthless pieces of overpriced junk they've been selling and not even their original ideas. And now they have the nerve to sue Samsung. Bah...
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C'mon. You just should get the iPhone 5, it is so far superior!
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*Taller. It's...TALLER!
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Somebody had to do it!
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