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DJambersky666 — This Really Happened To Me
Published: 2013-10-12 14:43:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 5525; Favourites: 141; Downloads: 3
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lol here's what I probably would have done
Me: Miss, may I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why
Me: Um . . . you know
Teacher: No, I don't
Me: I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT OK
Teacher: . . . detention
Me: . . . Can I still use the bathroom?
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What Happend to me in class
Me: TEACH I NEED TO USE LE BATHROOMS
Teacher: Ok take the bathroom pass
Me: I DONT HAV TIME FO' BATHROOM PASSES BIATCH
Teacher:im caling you parents
Me: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
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it really happend and i got expelled ._.'
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Guy in class: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: To do what?
Guy in class: ...
Guy in class: Do you really want know?
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LOL! This happened to me as well. this is how it went down:
Me: Miss, can I please go to the bathroom?
Miss: What for?
Me: ._. Um..you know...
Miss: No, I don't...
Me: ._. Well, I...um...I need to open the Chamber of Secrets...so, yeah...
*whole class looks at me*
Miss: O_o excuse me?
Me: Slytherin's monster has escaped and I need to find the Chamber of Secrets.
*whole class laughs*
Miss: *facepalm* Just go.
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You really did that? XD
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yes. yes i did. lucky my teacher was nice
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Yeah, I'd have gotten at least an hour or two detention XD
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oh, i was in a bludge subject with a sub teacher so it was pretty funny for my classmates
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I told my teacher I had to take a crap once......ah southern life XD
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Same here, then she kicked me out of class. ..
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That sucks...you were just stating something
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my friend had that happen to her... but instead of it being her teacher it was her boyfriend... i cracked up laughing then asked him to leave my friends house.. and never come back... keep up the good work XD
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if I drink something after I've been moving around then it goes straight down, when I sit sown in class and that f**king bell goes I have to hold my sh*t until three sh*tty years have passed
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just say ur going to look for the secret chambers xd
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People don't get our needs, cause they seem to want too much detail.
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Ugh! teachers don't understand our meanings in words
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you should have said to open the chamber of secrets
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Me: cher( teacher) can I go to the CR?
Teacher: oh can you?
Me: oh pardon me.cher, I meant may I go to the CR?
Teacher: my name isn't Cher you know
Me:*a little irritated* teacher may I go to the CR?
Teacher: and what could CR mean?
Me:*irritated* may I go to the comfort room?
Teacher: so does this room comfort you?
Me:*loosing it a little* may I go to the lavratory please?
Teacher: so you're just gonna go there....
Me:*loosing it* may I go to the lavratory ma'am please!
Teacher: and what are you gonna do there?
Me:*looses it* to (censored) make the dead come out of the toilet and kill some niggas!
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LOL You really said that?!
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It really pissed me of so I broke
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Yeah same happens to me sometimes....
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So what do you say?
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Oh and I throughn my chair across the room when I was really pissed of but mostly my phycotic side me made me do it
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Did it hit the teacher?
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a student? Did it hit a student? Destroyed something?
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Yeah it nearly broke the computer monitor at the teachers desk
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XD does everyone remember that
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Hell yeah man they are afraid of me still
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XD atleast you're awesome
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I said: "dude are you fucking kidding me! You know what everybody does in the god damn restroom when they had to go on the fucking toilet!" That's what I said but they sent me to the office after that man that day wasn't meant for me...
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Me:can i go to da restroom pwease
Teacher:wat'cha gonna do in da rest room
Me:IM GONNA TWERK TO THE TOILET!
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me: can i use the restroom?
teacher: why?
me: ........TO SLAY THE MAGIC DRAGON
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I have seen teachers do the stupidest things in high school but this one takes the cake
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This is usually about the time when I would ask them what they do in the bathroom.
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0ne time a teacher asked why I wanted t0 sit 0ut in sp0rt.
S0 I t0ld him ab0ut peri0ds in excruciating detail.
He nevfur b0thered me again.
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