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dm29 β Comic Block: I'm Sorry, Mare-io
Published: 2014-04-07 03:04:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 47709; Favourites: 999; Downloads: 262
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Hey, guys. The Princess is hopping away!Angel Bunny Celestia is a reference to the latest episode (4x21), but the joke is usable without the episode.
There's too much blue and yellow in this one. Also, don't write me anything about how the store-bought Royal Guards look show-different. I have a problem with the Royal Guards as they appear on the show. Their eyes are as low as their nose, probably from years of helmet-wearing. So I made my own. They are a blend of Big Mac and Flash Sentry/Doctor Whooves muzzle types, and I personally favour them looking less grunt-like.
And I'm not calling them EUP Guards, so forget it.
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"The Royal Guards are a menagerie of incompetent failures, its ranks filled with spoiled brats of nobles looking for easy fame and prestige, old reactionary commanders obsessed with 'traditional' ways of war, and children of parents who saw national service as little more than some glorified juvenile boot-camp for correcting troubling behaviors. And do not get me started on their out-dated equipment and utter lack of training.
When the time comes, the Royal Guards will be disbanded, and shall be replaced with a proper military, one actually capable of protecting the realm, one which have no room for the weaknesses, negligence and embarrassments so typical of the Royal Guards."
--- Princess Luna, coldly dismissing the Royal Guards over their repeated lack of success.
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This actually IS me... Discord body swapped me with Angel Bunny.
Discord!
Yes, Luna?
What hath thou done to Celestia?
Nothing... I just gave Angel the ability to talk!
...
Well, it was worth a shot.
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ANGEEEL
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I prefer roasted...
oh god, I'm not with my griffon account
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Ooh..Roasted is always good.
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LOL, Discord pulls the best pranks, evenwhen NOT using his chaotic magic. XD
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I must agree, Discord is simply best prankster ever and forever!
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Discord: I'm the og troll.
Celestia: You won't get away with this Discord!
Mario: Princess Peach, I've come to save you!
Celestia: I'm sorry Mario, but you're princess is in another castle.
Peach: When I get my hands on you, I swear to God!
Discord: Silence slave!
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Question for everione, i beleive the royal guard are more inneficient than the stormtroopers of star wars what you think
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I'm beginning to see why the Royal Guard have been so completely ineffective against every single threat that's faced Equestria in the show to date!
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is this from Gamer Luna blog? Because it seems like it..
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Your forgot Luna's eyelashes on top. She has eyelashes coming off of the line separating the eyeshadow and her eye.
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this is funny especially when the guards should've known it was discord XD
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Yep, equestrians military has really gone down hill since shining armor took the head
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When you're so incompetent that you think a bunny in a wig is Princess Celestia, blame Discord!
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OMFG xDDDDDD
I cant even xD
This is awesome <3
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I love this so much I sent it to my friend in a note!
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There is so much comedic potential in the concept of the princesses being surrounded by incompetent guards.
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Luna:Seriously.... No, Seriously.... What has the Royal Guard come to when ponies like this are accepted.
Celestia:Yeah, this is why I always have to call twilight to fix my messes.... wait, that gives me an idea.
Guard:What is it?
*Next scene*
Spike:Whats the new message Celestia has sent you?
Twilight:I'm now a Royal Guard.... what!!!!?
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after spike is best rainbowdash nowm angel is best celestia ........cool bro ^^ i see what you did there
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This is why we hardly ever see lunar guards. So few pass the exam.
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Those actually are the day guard.
The night guard are more like special-ops.
So you were half-right
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Actually, I did recognize them as day guards.
That wasΒ the reasonΒ I said so few passed the exam for night guard's exam. Night guards would know better than to trust the draconequus when he says Celestia's been turned into a bunny.
Since so few pass the night guard exam, the one's that do are always off on important missions. Therefore the less well wellΒ lower standard day guard have to take care of the mundane tasks Princess Luna needs done.
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Maybe they should start having the guards take written tests.
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