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Published: 2009-12-17 02:20:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 14716; Favourites: 227; Downloads: 241
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My school newspaper is writing an article about how the only reason people like New Moon is because of Jacob's abs, so I was asked to make a comic for it. So if you see this in your school paper than we go to the same school! xD Anyways...I've never seen any of the movies or read any of the books, so YAY. My sister is obsessed with them though. *throws up and dies* Enjoy DEM ABS,Twilight (c) that emo whore
WHOS DAT POKEMON!!! IT's SHARKBOY!!! What's this?!?! Shark boy is evolving!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN NUH NUUH!! Dun Dun dun dunnnannaaaa!!! Sharkboy has evolved into ABacromibe werewolf model!!!
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he's the only character from twilight that's my favorite he's like a puppy dog
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1. funny comic... My wife dragged me to see that movie in theater and it did seem like a hefty percentage of most people's love for it was just the mall-clothing-store-model-guy ripping off his shirt every chance he got.
2. Was the 'faggot' at the end of the description really neccessary? While you're at it why don't you throw some completely random racial slurs or religion bashing into the description as well?
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I nearly spat out my drink when I saw Jacob Whatshisface was Shark Boy. I didn't watch either movie, but it was still funny to watch this lil' thing grow up to be a stripper. I mean, a werewolf >.>
I think the lowest point in mine and my sisters relationship was when she asked me if I was for Team Edward or Team Jacob. Followed closely by her asking me to explain my thoughts on Justin Biebekiribewerer.
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Lol OH GOD....little sisters. ... *shakes head*
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OMG this is like the funniest comic ever and plus, jacob is just awesome lol!
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Well he is in my head anyway. I must admit I was one of those twitards in the third cell of your comic though. But Im gay so its okay lol
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I saw teh movie twice 
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haha i tottaly agree... allthough the books wern't bad the effed up big time in the movies i watch them just to complain i was in the theater for the first one with a ton of my friends and we were yelling at the movie eventually the entire croud was doing it!
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yeah that series sucks. and i have become immune to jacob's abs.
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XDDDD XP Oh my god, I'm so stealing that Sharkboy evolution from you.
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Only reason my 43 year mother watched the movie. (She forced my brother to go with her) đ: 0 âŠ: 1
Creepy isn't it.
Jacob is hot, I'll give it that much but oh dear god the whole series is god awful.
One of my class mates was happy to go and watch the movie, she came back hateing twilight.
"I hope t get a good look a Ed's body but when he took his shirt off I went 'EW! put it back on!' " Those are her words I swear it! XD
I myself find the whole damn series creepy, shitty and stupid.
One good thing came out though!
Now crazy twilight (I have asked a few twitards) girls are willing jump off cliffs and crash the automobiles in order for they're boy friend speak in their heads and go back to them!
Thank you Darwin! C:
ahahaha.
i am a fan of the general story of it, i guess. but bella is a complete pansy, and so is edward. she cant even do anything after edward leaves. i was bawling my eyes out when i was reading the book but i see now how pathetic she truly was.
the most illogical thing is that a girl would rather have the guy who looks like he's on drugs all the time, is pissy, is an ice cube, and is bugging his eyes out all the time as opposed to Taylor Lautner. meh, well, Jacob. the best friend guy, has the abs of......something unimaginable, is hot in the literal term, and isn't as hairy in "human" form as a dog. because i saw the movie and EW is robert pattinson HAIRY. BLEH
not to mention Kristen whats its cant act.
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finally someone with the same idea.
i mean haven't you seen Robert? EW
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XD You flatter me!
Ugh..sadly..my mom showed me him topless...I needed eye soap.
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they sell eye soap?? O: no way.
order me some 'o that shit. ;]
heh heh.
ironically i have a harry potter movie right next to me.
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[: YES! not to mention daniel radcliffe....
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Way hotter then Paterson whatever his name is.
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Well, I am a half fan of the series (it's okay, but it's now getting really annoying with the endorsements and screaming ten year olds) but this is hilarious. kudos for dissing the overrated vampire series!
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I admit it that's 90% the reason Iw ent to go see it XD the other 10 was to laugh at the rest of the movie
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the only reason i would actually watch new moon!
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This didn't pop up on my DevWatch monitor thingy... Doober... Yeah....
Don't get me started on Twilight. I couldn't even get through the first chapter. I just gave up because it was so much fail. xD
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lmao, i would beleive it. xD
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But now my hands are forever tainted from its evils. ;A; *dips hands in holy water*
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i watched it in the theaters cos my friend (who's a guy) wanted to see jacobs abs annd so did my mom...and my girlfriend said it was a good movie so we watched it any muh friend had to use a jacket to cover up hims pants >__>
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I'm not even going to lie. The only reason I went to see that movie was for his abs... why else would you go? That movie sucks, hahaha
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That's what my mom says everytime she sees a promo.
"He's just like the all-state guy. He can make as many movies as he wants, but he'll always be known as Sharkboy, like the allstate guy will be known for saying 'That's allstates stand. Are you in good hands?'"
And then she'll say other things pertaining to sharks...
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It was like Jacob's Chocolate Abs were the only reason they went to see the movie. I know that isn't true though because the fangirls were also screaming about the plot.
"OMG BELLA EDWARD TRAGIC LOVE STORY OMG JACOB IS A WEREWOLF I NEVER EVEN GUESSED OMG THAT GUY IS EVIL I DON'T LIKE HIM HE'S TRYING TO HURT BELLA!! BELLA!! EDWARD!! TRAGEDY!! OMG!! LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET!!"
...I hate my friends sometimes.
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lmao, well at least none of my friends like it. xD just my sister. and i lock her out of our room whenever she goes into that...'twilight mode'. *shudders*
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OMG...I've just thought of something...I've invited my friends over to my house for a sleepover on my birthday and told them to bring any movies they wanna watch...THEY'RE GONNA FREAKING BRING TWILIGHT I KNOW IT!!
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NOOOOOOOOOO omg, cloudy with a chance of meatballs is coming out the fifth and IM SO EXCITEDQLSKDLASK@Q!@@@ you should get that movie!!
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LOL, the movies suck!
Good job, and great point! XDD
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I saw new moon.....it was halarius. it still sucked tho. Patinnson had 1 chewed up looking nipple when he took his shirt off.....
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I'm not suprised at how many people have squealed during that part of the movie
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LOL XD!!! In the theaters, when jacob appeared, they screamed in like OMGHOOOT, and when he took off his shirt, wooow XD when Edward took off his shirt, SILENCE O-O most of the people there went to see taylor lautner give fan service, lol XD
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DUDE! this is like how my friends and I are making a twilight parody and I (Stella, a GIRL) will be playing Jacob. My friend Logan (who is ALSO a GIRL) will be playing edward, who is having a secret romance w/ jacob. What can I say, they complete each other. (That'd make some sexy yaoi)
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Lmao! Love the comic and the joke.
Hate twilight junk. D:<
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SO TRUE. YOU WIN. HAVE A COOKIE. I LOVE YOU B. WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME AND MAKE FUN OF THIS UNTIL MILK SHOOTS OUT OF OUR NOSES.
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YuS!! But it has to be banana or strawberry milk just to make it weirder!
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