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   "RONALD!!!!!!" I called. Ronald ran into my office.
   "Somthin' wrong, Doc?" Ronald asked me.
   "Tell me if we're ready to attack Central Park Zoo!" I commanded.
   "Doc, About three hours ago I told you we were two days behind schedule!" Ronald pointed out.
   "Yes, but I told the lobsters to work faster and harder and they get no break until they're done! So they have to have been working faster!"
   Ronald walked out of my office and looked over the ledge. He put his claws against the railing. He stood there for about three minutes then he came back into my office.
   "well…Now we're only one day behind!" He declared.
   "If they keep on going, we'll be ready to attack in another three hours!" I cheered. I rode my hover-scooter out of my office. I stopped at the ledge.
   "If you all move faster, you can get the day off tomorrow!" I shouted. Everyone started cheering and working as fast possible. I did my evil laugh and then I rode my scooter into the massage room. I lied down on a bed, then rolled over to my stomach. The massage lobster started to really rub my aching back muscles. At first it stung like a bee, but then I really started to get relaxed. I drifted off into a deep sleep.

* * *

Meanwhile, at the Central Park Zoo…
   "We'd better get going…" Skipper announced.
   "Okay, thank you for visiting me!" Charlene said, "Such friendly animals!"
   "FRIENDLY!!?!?!?!? FRIENDLY!?!?!?!?!?" Skipper shouted, "We are penguins! Penguins are NOT friendly!!!!!!"
   "Oh, um…" Charlene said, with disappointment in her eyes.
   "Hello!" Mort shouted as he and Maurice stood up on the stone fence.
   "awwwww aren't you the cutest thing I've ever seen!" Charlene said. She swam over to the fence and gave Mort a hug.
   "okay men, let's sneak out of here as quietly as possible!" Skipper whispered. Skipper, Rico, and Private started to leave, but they notice Kowalski wasn't moving.
   "Pssst! Come on Kowalski!!!" Skipper commanded.
   "SEE YA, BABY!!!!!!" Kowalski shouted to Charlene. Charlene dropped Mort and looked at Kowalski.
   WAY TO GO, KOWALSKI!!! Though Kowalski, I have to distract her, QUICK!!!
   "Look! It's…uh…something…Science-related!" Kowalski shouted.
   "SCIENCE!!!!!" Charlene shouted, "I LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!" Charlene turned around, and the Penguins quickly jumped out of the habitat and belly-slided over to the car. Charlene turned to face the penguins, but she noticed they were gone. Charlene sighed.
   "HELP!!!! I'M DROWNING!!!!" Mort shouted. When Charlene had dropped him, he had fallen into the water.
   "Oh!" Charlene gasped. She dove under water and put her head under Mort's little body. She swam to the surface, and threw Mort into Maurice's arms with her nose.
   "Thank You!" Mort thanked happily.
   "My name is Maurice, this is Mort, and what is your name?" Maurice said.
   "I'm Charlene" Charlene declared, "you guys are a lot nicer than those Penguins were! Um… what kind of animal are you guys, anyway?"
   "We're lemurs" Maurice answered, "but if you think we're nice, that's just because you haven't met the king!"
   "the…..King?"
   "King Julien XIII, the zoo's supreme overlord"
   "I heard somewhere that a lion named Alex was the king of the zoo"
   "well…that was before…" a tear appeared in Maurice's eyes.
   "Before what?" Charlene asked.
   "Before-"
   "MAURICE!!!! WHAT IS THE FISHY-FACE'S NAME!?!?!?!" Julien called, as he walked toward them.
   "I take it that's the king?" Charlene asked.
   "ya…" Maurice mumbled.

* * *

   "Well Ronald, give me a progress report!" I demanded. Ronald looked at his clipboard.
   "We're….ready!!" Ronald cheered.
   "STOP WORKING!!!!!!!" I shouted to the lobsters, "WE ARE READY TO ATTACK!!!!!!"
   Everyone cheered. Then everyone got into their little bubble ships  (like the one I have, only they're lobster size).
   "Do the ships have lasers AND flame-throwers this time?" I asked Ronald, "remember last time, a flame-thrower REALLY would have come in handy!" ***
   "Yes! They do!" Ronald reassured me.
   "Excellent work, when we get back, you can go to the massage room!" I told him.
   "OH YA!!!!!" Ronald cheered as he got into his ship.
   I got into my ship and we all sailed away into the New York's dark, star-filled skyline.
   "uh…Doc…there's a human plane!" Ronald told me over the radio.
   "SHOOT IT DOWN!!" I shouted. Every single lobster-pod shot lasers at it, and the airplane went hurdling down towards Times Square. It smashed into the side of the Times Square building, right into a TV screen with Scooter Alberez telling the Football scores on it. The building burst into flames, and smoke filled the sky. I laughed so hard I almost crashed my ship into the little lobster from earlier's ship.
   "Turn on the spy-drones!" I ordered into the radio. The little screen in front of me showed the Central Park Zoo gate. Alice was locking the zoo. Then she turned and walked to the parking lot near the park to get her car.
   "ALL THE WORKERS ARE GONE!!!!!!!! ATAAAAACK, NOW!!!!!!!!" I yelled as loud as I could.

* * *

   "Marlene! Are you awake?" Skipper called into Marlene the otter's cave.
   Marlene walked out of the cave. Her eyes sparkled in the pale moonlight.
   "Do you need something, Skipper?" Marlene asked.
   Skipper started to swing his foot back and forth.
   "They're this…question I have…Do you…um…d-d-do you want to g-g-g-go out with me?" Skipper asked. He closed his eyes when he saw her facial expression. He heard her gasp.
   "S-s-s-skipper…I…WOW…I…" Marlene stammered.
   "I knew I never should have asked!" Skipper declared. He turned to walk away.
   "YES!!! YES!!! I'll, I'll go out with you!" Marlene told him. Skipper stopped and turned to face her.
   "You will?"
   "Ya…I…I kinda think you're….cute" Marlene admitted.

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Marlene screamed. A laser had landed ten feet in front of her.
   "What the duce?" Skipper asked. Skipper and Marlene looked up and saw all the lobster pods.
   "BLOWHOLE!!!!!!!" Skipper shouted, "COMING TO RESCUE HIS DOLPHIN SPY!!!!!!!"
   "Do you mean Charlene?" Marlene asked, "She wouldn't know ANYTHING about Dr. Blowhole, that is, if he is even real!"
   "oh, SKIPPER!!!!!!!!!" I said into my microphone, "I have come for my revenge". I flew my ship into the Otter habitat.
   "Greetings, my flightless foe!" I greeted, "Hey, who's your friend?"
   "Wait…wait…So Dr. Blowhole IS real!?!?!?!" Marlene panicked.
   "I said, whose your friend!!!!!!!!" I yelled.
   "This is Marlene" Skipper announced.
   "hmmm, I always thought you would be looking for better people than her!" I snickered. I shot the flame-thrower at them. Skipper pushed Marlene into the water, then he back-flipped to dodge the fire.
   "See Marlene! I told you that Charlene would be trouble! Now Blowhole is here to save her!" Skipper shouted as he dodged the fire.
   "Wait, who's Charlene?" I asked.
   "You forgot your Spy's name! That's just sad!" Skipper teased.
   "No, seriously, who's Charlene?" I asked again.
   "The Zoo's new dolphin!" Skipper said. He flipped into the cave. I shot the foundation of the cave, and the cave collapsed. The cave burned to the ground, with Skipper still inside.
   "FINALLY!!!!!! I HAVE KILLED SKIPPER!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I yelled with joy.
   "SKIPPER!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!" Marlene sobbed.
   "Take her away as a prisoner!" I told one of the lobsters.
   "TAKE EVERYONE AS A PRISONER EXCEPT THE PENGUINS, JULIEN, AND HIS LITTLE FUZZY FOLLOWER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN KILL  THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed into my microphone. I went to the Kangaroo pen. I shot a laser net on top of Joey's head. He was pined against the ground. Then I went to the next pen, which happened to be the dolphin pen. I wanted to capture Charlene, but, since she was a dolphin, I didn't want to hurt her. I flew next to her and shot a normal net onto her.
   "OW!!! HEY!!!!" Charlene screamed.
   "Sorry ma'am, it's nothing personal, it's just business!" I teased.
   "WAIT!!!!!!! ARE YOU DR. BLOWHOLE!?!?!?!?!?!?" Charlene yelled.
   I flew down lower.
   "Yes, Why?"
   "Skipper told me about you, hey! Can I help you teach Skipper a lesson?"
   "What did he do to you?"
   "He was mean to me. He also said that I worked for you, and I don't even know your name!"
   "Well, I already killed Skipper!" I pointed out.
   "What about that self-absorbed Lemur King?" She asked.
   "I want to kill him to, he ruined my previous plan!"
   "Well, I know his weakness!"
   I looked at her with a surprised look.
   "His weakness?"
   "Ya! If you let me join your team, I'll tell you!"
   "FORGET IT! SISTER!!" I shouted at her. I flew over to the lemur habitat. Ronald was there with six other lobsters. They had caught Maurice in a net, but King Julien XIII and Mort had escaped through the sewers.
   "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!!" I ordered.

* * *

   "Ding-Dong" the doorbell rang in Alice's apartment.
   "I'm coming! I'm coming!" Alice shouted. She turned off her TV and went over to the door. Alice peeked through the peephole. She couldn't really tell who it was. Alice opened the door and screamed when she saw who it was.
   "Hello, Sweet-cheeks!" Rob said (Rob was the worker in Chapter 1 who had a crush on Alice). He now had a suit and he was holding flowers. He rudely entered the apartment without being invited in.
   "What do you want, Rob?" Alice asked.
   "I have come to take you to my favorite movie!" Rob announced.
   "Wait, what!?!?! Why would I, go to a movie with YOU?" Alice demanded.
   "Because the movie is: THE SPONGE-BOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE!!!!" Rob cheered.
   "First of all, I'm never going to date you, secondly, I hate Sponge-Bob, and thirdly, I HATE YOU!!!! GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!" Alice yelled.
   Rob sat down on her couch and turned on her TV.
   This is the rudest guy I've ever met! Alice thought.
   "Oh I see…you don't want to be seen with me in public!! That's okay! We can watch the Sponge-Bob movie here!"
   "OUT!!!!!!!" Alice screamed at the top of her lungs. She started to push him out the door.
   "But I didn't get the-"
   "OUT!!!!!!!"
   "But what about-"
   "GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!" Alice slammed the door in Rob's face.
   "OW!!!! Now I have a bloody nose!" Rob said from behind the door. He tried to open the door, but Alice locked it as fast as she could.

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   "RONALD!!!!!!" I called. Ronald ran into my office.
   "Somthin' wrong, Doc?" Ronald asked me.
   "Tell me if we're ready to attack Central Park Zoo!" I commanded.
   "Doc, About three hours ago I told you we were two days behind schedule!" Ronald pointed out.
   "Yes, but I told the lobsters to work faster and harder and they get no break until they're done! So they have to have been working faster!"
   Ronald walked out of my office and looked over the ledge. He put his claws against the railing. He stood there for about three minutes then he came back into my office.
   "well…Now we're only one day behind!" He declared.
   "If they keep on going, we'll be ready to attack in another three hours!" I cheered. I rode my hover-scooter out of my office. I stopped at the ledge.
   "If you all move faster, you can get the day off tomorrow!" I shouted. Everyone started cheering and working as fast possible. I did my evil laugh and then I rode my scooter into the massage room. I lied down on a bed, then rolled over to my stomach. The massage lobster started to really rub my aching back muscles. At first it stung like a bee, but then I really started to get relaxed. I drifted off into a deep sleep.

* * *

Meanwhile, at the Central Park Zoo…
   "We'd better get going…" Skipper announced.
   "Okay, thank you for visiting me!" Charlene said, "Such friendly animals!"
   "FRIENDLY!!?!?!?!? FRIENDLY!?!?!?!?!?" Skipper shouted, "We are penguins! Penguins are NOT friendly!!!!!!"
   "Oh, um…" Charlene said, with disappointment in her eyes.
   "Hello!" Mort shouted as he and Maurice stood up on the stone fence.
   "awwwww aren't you the cutest thing I've ever seen!" Charlene said. She swam over to the fence and gave Mort a hug.
   "okay men, let's sneak out of here as quietly as possible!" Skipper whispered. Skipper, Rico, and Private started to leave, but they notice Kowalski wasn't moving.
   "Pssst! Come on Kowalski!!!" Skipper commanded.
   "SEE YA, BABY!!!!!!" Kowalski shouted to Charlene. Charlene dropped Mort and looked at Kowalski.
   WAY TO GO, KOWALSKI!!! Though Kowalski, I have to distract her, QUICK!!!
   "Look! It's…uh…something…Science-related!" Kowalski shouted.
   "SCIENCE!!!!!" Charlene shouted, "I LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!" Charlene turned around, and the Penguins quickly jumped out of the habitat and belly-slided over to the car. Charlene turned to face the penguins, but she noticed they were gone. Charlene sighed.
   "HELP!!!! I'M DROWNING!!!!" Mort shouted. When Charlene had dropped him, he had fallen into the water.
   "Oh!" Charlene gasped. She dove under water and put her head under Mort's little body. She swam to the surface, and threw Mort into Maurice's arms with her nose.
   "Thank You!" Mort thanked happily.
   "My name is Maurice, this is Mort, and what is your name?" Maurice said.
   "I'm Charlene" Charlene declared, "you guys are a lot nicer than those Penguins were! Um… what kind of animal are you guys, anyway?"
   "We're lemurs" Maurice answered, "but if you think we're nice, that's just because you haven't met the king!"
   "the…..King?"
   "King Julien XIII, the zoo's supreme overlord"
   "I heard somewhere that a lion named Alex was the king of the zoo"
   "well…that was before…" a tear appeared in Maurice's eyes.
   "Before what?" Charlene asked.
   "Before-"
   "MAURICE!!!! WHAT IS THE FISHY-FACE'S NAME!?!?!?!" Julien called, as he walked toward them.
   "I take it that's the king?" Charlene asked.
   "ya…" Maurice mumbled.

* * *

   "Well Ronald, give me a progress report!" I demanded. Ronald looked at his clipboard.
   "We're….ready!!" Ronald cheered.
   "STOP WORKING!!!!!!!" I shouted to the lobsters, "WE ARE READY TO ATTACK!!!!!!"
   Everyone cheered. Then everyone got into their little bubble ships  (like the one I have, only they're lobster size).
   "Do the ships have lasers AND flame-throwers this time?" I asked Ronald, "remember last time, a flame-thrower REALLY would have come in handy!" ***
   "Yes! They do!" Ronald reassured me.
   "Excellent work, when we get back, you can go to the massage room!" I told him.
   "OH YA!!!!!" Ronald cheered as he got into his ship.
   I got into my ship and we all sailed away into the New York's dark, star-filled skyline.
   "uh…Doc…there's a human plane!" Ronald told me over the radio.
   "SHOOT IT DOWN!!" I shouted. Every single lobster-pod shot lasers at it, and the airplane went hurdling down towards Times Square. It smashed into the side of the Times Square building, right into a TV screen with Scooter Alberez telling the Football scores on it. The building burst into flames, and smoke filled the sky. I laughed so hard I almost crashed my ship into the little lobster from earlier's ship.
   "Turn on the spy-drones!" I ordered into the radio. The little screen in front of me showed the Central Park Zoo gate. Alice was locking the zoo. Then she turned and walked to the parking lot near the park to get her car.
   "ALL THE WORKERS ARE GONE!!!!!!!! ATAAAAACK, NOW!!!!!!!!" I yelled as loud as I could.

* * *

   "Marlene! Are you awake?" Skipper called into Marlene the otter's cave.
   Marlene walked out of the cave. Her eyes sparkled in the pale moonlight.
   "Do you need something, Skipper?" Marlene asked.
   Skipper started to swing his foot back and forth.
   "They're this…question I have…Do you…um…d-d-do you want to g-g-g-go out with me?" Skipper asked. He closed his eyes when he saw her facial expression. He heard her gasp.
   "S-s-s-skipper…I…WOW…I…" Marlene stammered.
   "I knew I never should have asked!" Skipper declared. He turned to walk away.
   "YES!!! YES!!! I'll, I'll go out with you!" Marlene told him. Skipper stopped and turned to face her.
   "You will?"
   "Ya…I…I kinda think you're….cute" Marlene admitted.

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Marlene screamed. A laser had landed ten feet in front of her.
   "What the duce?" Skipper asked. Skipper and Marlene looked up and saw all the lobster pods.
   "BLOWHOLE!!!!!!!" Skipper shouted, "COMING TO RESCUE HIS DOLPHIN SPY!!!!!!!"
   "Do you mean Charlene?" Marlene asked, "She wouldn't know ANYTHING about Dr. Blowhole, that is, if he is even real!"
   "oh, SKIPPER!!!!!!!!!" I said into my microphone, "I have come for my revenge". I flew my ship into the Otter habitat.
   "Greetings, my flightless foe!" I greeted, "Hey, who's your friend?"
   "Wait…wait…So Dr. Blowhole IS real!?!?!?!" Marlene panicked.
   "I said, whose your friend!!!!!!!!" I yelled.
   "This is Marlene" Skipper announced.
   "hmmm, I always thought you would be looking for better people than her!" I snickered. I shot the flame-thrower at them. Skipper pushed Marlene into the water, then he back-flipped to dodge the fire.
   "See Marlene! I told you that Charlene would be trouble! Now Blowhole is here to save her!" Skipper shouted as he dodged the fire.
   "Wait, who's Charlene?" I asked.
   "You forgot your Spy's name! That's just sad!" Skipper teased.
   "No, seriously, who's Charlene?" I asked again.
   "The Zoo's new dolphin!" Skipper said. He flipped into the cave. I shot the foundation of the cave, and the cave collapsed. The cave burned to the ground, with Skipper still inside.
   "FINALLY!!!!!! I HAVE KILLED SKIPPER!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I yelled with joy.
   "SKIPPER!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!" Marlene sobbed.
   "Take her away as a prisoner!" I told one of the lobsters.
   "TAKE EVERYONE AS A PRISONER EXCEPT THE PENGUINS, JULIEN, AND HIS LITTLE FUZZY FOLLOWER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN KILL  THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed into my microphone. I went to the Kangaroo pen. I shot a laser net on top of Joey's head. He was pined against the ground. Then I went to the next pen, which happened to be the dolphin pen. I wanted to capture Charlene, but, since she was a dolphin, I didn't want to hurt her. I flew next to her and shot a normal net onto her.
   "OW!!! HEY!!!!" Charlene screamed.
   "Sorry ma'am, it's nothing personal, it's just business!" I teased.
   "WAIT!!!!!!! ARE YOU DR. BLOWHOLE!?!?!?!?!?!?" Charlene yelled.
   I flew down lower.
   "Yes, Why?"
   "Skipper told me about you, hey! Can I help you teach Skipper a lesson?"
   "What did he do to you?"
   "He was mean to me. He also said that I worked for you, and I don't even know your name!"
   "Well, I already killed Skipper!" I pointed out.
   "What about that self-absorbed Lemur King?" She asked.
   "I want to kill him to, he ruined my previous plan!"
   "Well, I know his weakness!"
   I looked at her with a surprised look.
   "His weakness?"
   "Ya! If you let me join your team, I'll tell you!"
   "FORGET IT! SISTER!!" I shouted at her. I flew over to the lemur habitat. Ronald was there with six other lobsters. They had caught Maurice in a net, but King Julien XIII and Mort had escaped through the sewers.
   "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!!" I ordered.

* * *

   "Ding-Dong" the doorbell rang in Alice's apartment.
   "I'm coming! I'm coming!" Alice shouted. She turned off her TV and went over to the door. Alice peeked through the peephole. She couldn't really tell who it was. Alice opened the door and screamed when she saw who it was.
   "Hello, Sweet-cheeks!" Rob said (Rob was the worker in Chapter 1 who had a crush on Alice). He now had a suit and he was holding flowers. He rudely entered the apartment without being invited in.
   "What do you want, Rob?" Alice asked.
   "I have come to take you to my favorite movie!" Rob announced.
   "Wait, what!?!?! Why would I, go to a movie with YOU?" Alice demanded.
   "Because the movie is: THE SPONGE-BOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE!!!!" Rob cheered.
   "First of all, I'm never going to date you, secondly, I hate Sponge-Bob, and thirdly, I HATE YOU!!!! GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!" Alice yelled.
   Rob sat down on her couch and turned on her TV.
   This is the rudest guy I've ever met! Alice thought.
   "Oh I see…you don't want to be seen with me in public!! That's okay! We can watch the Sponge-Bob movie here!"
   "OUT!!!!!!!" Alice screamed at the top of her lungs. She started to push him out the door.
   "But I didn't get the-"
   "OUT!!!!!!!"
   "But what about-"
   "GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!" Alice slammed the door in Rob's face.
   "OW!!!! Now I have a bloody nose!" Rob said from behind the door. He tried to open the door, but Alice locked it as fast as she could.