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Published: 2009-03-28 18:44:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 635; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 3
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Description I OWN NOTHING!NOTHING! 8D Crack time!

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Most of the Autobots where is the rec room.Nothing had happened that day,so that meant bots where bored.

Optimus Prime and Wheeljack,were drinking energon and talking. Rumors of their relationship has spreed though the Ark.Some bots didn't believe the rumors.I mean,how would it work?They both have mask,when they kiss all you would hear is "Clang clang".

Every once and a while Wheeljack's fins would flash pink.Prime must have been saying some things.Dirty things.

Every once and a while,Prime's hand would move to the engineer's aft.Wheeljack would yelp and squeeze Prime's aft back.

They continued to openly flirt in the rec room,till they both locked optics.Wheeljack jumped in Optimus's arms and they interfaced on the rec room floor. Regardless of who was watching.

Man bots just stared as the scene,mouths open,While others,cheered their leader and chief engineer on.
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Comments: 43

TriWingedAngel [2009-09-18 09:26:18 +0000 UTC]

gawd i dont know any more if this or the other one is more crackyer XD <3

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Tugera [2009-06-21 14:34:30 +0000 UTC]

Lol..! XD Who needs a room?

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drmario1992 In reply to Tugera [2009-06-21 14:42:10 +0000 UTC]

They have a room...It's just full with other bots is all.

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Tugera In reply to drmario1992 [2009-06-23 04:32:19 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! <3

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Darkroges [2009-03-31 02:08:09 +0000 UTC]

I thought Wheeljack was yours???

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-03-31 19:59:27 +0000 UTC]

O: Threesome!
SIDES Pick me!

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-03-31 22:15:51 +0000 UTC]

Can me and Ratchet join?? =3
SIDES But wouldn't that be a fiversome?
Don't get to technical.

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-04-01 16:25:09 +0000 UTC]

The more the merrier. :3

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-04-01 22:02:44 +0000 UTC]

SWEET! Come on Ratchet!
R sweeeeeeet...

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-04-03 13:44:52 +0000 UTC]

JAZZ WOOHOOO!

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-04-03 22:03:37 +0000 UTC]

Who said you could come, Jazz.
J Me! ^^

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-04-04 18:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh he's good.

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-04-08 21:58:27 +0000 UTC]

J I'm also good in bed. >:3

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-05-03 23:17:52 +0000 UTC]


R >/ OI!

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-05-05 00:05:11 +0000 UTC]

J TMI Doc?
R Yes.

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-05-05 22:07:02 +0000 UTC]

TMI?
R *Facepalm*

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-05-06 00:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Too much information Mario.

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-05-10 18:51:32 +0000 UTC]

I didn't say anything!

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-05-13 00:18:03 +0000 UTC]

*facepalm* No Mario, thats what it means.

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkroges [2009-05-13 15:23:59 +0000 UTC]

>.> I knew that.

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Darkroges In reply to drmario1992 [2009-05-14 02:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Right...
J Now that we've gotten that all cleard up. How bout that five-some?
R&ME *facepalm*

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ArchangelXAmy [2009-03-29 17:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I didn't do anything! I was just like, "rofl this would be awesome if..." You're the one that did everything else! XD

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drmario1992 In reply to ArchangelXAmy [2009-03-29 20:34:44 +0000 UTC]

XD For the crack!

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Darkesong [2009-03-29 14:40:19 +0000 UTC]

*snickers* Our rec room has live entertainment

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drmario1992 In reply to Darkesong [2009-03-29 17:28:23 +0000 UTC]

It sure does.

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Happyhedgehog [2009-03-28 23:31:17 +0000 UTC]

"Man bots" ROFL XD Jacks... this was your smut?

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drmario1992 In reply to Happyhedgehog [2009-03-29 01:06:02 +0000 UTC]

It was crack! Don't expect good from crack.

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Happyhedgehog In reply to drmario1992 [2009-03-29 11:43:01 +0000 UTC]

*Sniggers* Uh huh XDD

Well I suppose it was you and Prime too that made it >.> *sniggers* XD Actually as a short drabble it's not bad... I demand more from you and Prime! >3

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drmario1992 In reply to Happyhedgehog [2009-03-29 14:17:26 +0000 UTC]

XD No she gave me the idea.I came up with this crack.

XD You want MORE Jack/Prime?

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Happyhedgehog In reply to drmario1992 [2009-03-29 14:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha XD Yes, yes I do...

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drmario1992 In reply to Happyhedgehog [2009-03-29 20:01:05 +0000 UTC]

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drmario1992 In reply to Happyhedgehog [2009-03-29 20:00:55 +0000 UTC]

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Caeseria [2009-03-28 23:14:09 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! The Clang Clang is Back!!!

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drmario1992 In reply to Caeseria [2009-03-29 01:03:58 +0000 UTC]

Clang clang!

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Caeseria In reply to drmario1992 [2009-03-29 06:11:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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herbielover53 [2009-03-28 19:08:09 +0000 UTC]

.......wow.......
Ratchet(video taping for blackmail)

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drmario1992 In reply to herbielover53 [2009-03-29 01:03:44 +0000 UTC]

XD

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herbielover53 In reply to drmario1992 [2009-03-29 01:38:14 +0000 UTC]

optimus: ugh

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NinjaDP [2009-03-28 19:04:05 +0000 UTC]

..............heeheeheehee.....

...this was awesome, and totally funny!

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drmario1992 In reply to NinjaDP [2009-03-29 01:02:19 +0000 UTC]

XD Thanks.

More crack on zee way!

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Nortstar [2009-03-28 18:50:29 +0000 UTC]

that was nice ^^

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drmario1992 In reply to Nortstar [2009-03-29 01:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.^^

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Nortstar In reply to drmario1992 [2009-03-30 18:58:09 +0000 UTC]

you welcome

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