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Jollies the Christmas Hat, sick and tired of bringing joy and Christmas cheer to whining, snivelling little children, decides to take a more cynical approach to Christmas by growing brain-eating tentacles, used to leech the brains from children that are seemingly rarely used in this day and age.

Here's something I spun up in 20 mins (it's hardly a world-beater but shut up, I had fun!)
Many people have said my style of illustration would be perfect for childrens' books. That may be the case, but my strong disliking for children would inevitably damn all the main characters of these books to their lives concluding with binge drinking and smoking, suicide or by letting the pressure of the evil and hate that this world possesses overwhelm our beloved hero, causing him\her to grow very depressed before violently exploding, destroying 3 countries.
So I combine my illustration skills with my child hatred to create, Jollies the Christmas hat, the brain-noming demon who manages to keep that Christmas spirit even though he hates you all!!

I encourage you all to show your younger siblings this picture. Then look them in the eye and ask them "Does this appeal to you, you horrid little demon child!?". If they say yes, please plough their faces into the nearest sharp object.
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No seriously, kids aren't that bad... I just really really don't like them (It's nothing personal! I hate you all equally )

Enjoy!
God bless
DrRiptide

P.S. Thanks for reading this really long comment, or just reading the PS at the end because it's considerably shorter then the rest ^^ (Don't worry, I do that to)

P.P.S. For something more upbeat, check out Depression the Fruitcake! [link]

Description
Jollies the Christmas Hat, sick and tired of bringing joy and Christmas cheer to whining, snivelling little children, decides to take a more cynical approach to Christmas by growing brain-eating tentacles, used to leech the brains from children that are seemingly rarely used in this day and age.

Here's something I spun up in 20 mins (it's hardly a world-beater but shut up, I had fun!)
Many people have said my style of illustration would be perfect for childrens' books. That may be the case, but my strong disliking for children would inevitably damn all the main characters of these books to their lives concluding with binge drinking and smoking, suicide or by letting the pressure of the evil and hate that this world possesses overwhelm our beloved hero, causing him\her to grow very depressed before violently exploding, destroying 3 countries.
So I combine my illustration skills with my child hatred to create, Jollies the Christmas hat, the brain-noming demon who manages to keep that Christmas spirit even though he hates you all!!

I encourage you all to show your younger siblings this picture. Then look them in the eye and ask them "Does this appeal to you, you horrid little demon child!?". If they say yes, please plough their faces into the nearest sharp object.
...
No seriously, kids aren't that bad... I just really really don't like them (It's nothing personal! I hate you all equally )

Enjoy!
God bless
DrRiptide

P.S. Thanks for reading this really long comment, or just reading the PS at the end because it's considerably shorter then the rest ^^ (Don't worry, I do that to)

P.P.S. For something more upbeat, check out Depression the Fruitcake! [link]