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Published: 2013-07-31 19:41:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 34041; Favourites: 1174; Downloads: 81
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I imagine I'd try and flip the awkwardness, calling him out on being overly sensitive regarding his newly departed wife. It wouldn't be a conscious plan, it would just kinda happen.
I mean, It'd not be fair to spring a dead wife on me in a conversation, that requires like professional level social interaction skill, and I haven't even managed to figure out the basics yet.

So like, poor him and his hypothetical dead wife I guess. But how does he think I'd feel when he doesn't laugh at my "too soon" jokes?

What's always awkward is the Twogag facebook page.
You'll feel right at home.

The Twogag facebook page is a front for something so secret that I don't even know what it is.
Or it isn't, there's no way to know for sure.
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Comments: 57

SuperToon357 [2014-09-20 03:00:06 +0000 UTC]

Not cool green shirt dude, not cool. Β 

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Lucain24 [2013-09-10 08:45:44 +0000 UTC]

GOD I love dark humor

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Zidneya [2013-08-07 07:27:01 +0000 UTC]

She was killed by a meteorite wasn't she?Β 


No..... it was an asteroid.

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SchwarzerRitter In reply to Zidneya [2013-09-01 21:50:43 +0000 UTC]

My wife was an astronaut.

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frap4 In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2013-09-27 23:09:17 +0000 UTC]

Was? What happened?

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SchwarzerRitter In reply to frap4 [2013-09-28 00:04:26 +0000 UTC]

It was a response to Zidneya's comment.
The wife being an astronaut is the only way she could have been killed by an asteroid.

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frap4 In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2013-09-28 14:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh...Β 

...

...*awkward* Β 

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Infinite-Scratch [2013-08-06 21:55:47 +0000 UTC]

even if she was still alive it would still sound douchie

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wickedchild777 [2013-08-02 15:11:12 +0000 UTC]

xD rofl

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Josh-Jenes [2013-08-02 12:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Wow.. that really made him look like a bastard...

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Wanderer619 [2013-08-02 04:43:37 +0000 UTC]

ouch!

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bluewatersapphire [2013-08-02 02:22:32 +0000 UTC]

lolΒ Β 

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KitsuneDzelda [2013-08-01 13:51:36 +0000 UTC]

With that guys muscles, I give Wayne about a 15 second lifespan after this comic.

And if he wants it to be extended, he will probably want to appeal his rights to living by leaving.Β  Fast.

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AnnabelD [2013-08-01 13:50:39 +0000 UTC]

"moonchild" amazing.Β 

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Tin-Foil-Hat-101 [2013-08-01 12:22:15 +0000 UTC]

You'd think Wayne would learn when to shut up. Good job.

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jolan5 [2013-08-01 11:21:02 +0000 UTC]

So...time for Wayne 4.0?

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Cute-Heart [2013-08-01 10:49:55 +0000 UTC]

haha

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Daroga1 [2013-08-01 10:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahhaha

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ReishoutekiGaki [2013-08-01 09:24:11 +0000 UTC]

You know you're in for an awkward situation when even a 2GAG comic is titled "Awkward"

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LuanMonta [2013-08-01 03:48:47 +0000 UTC]

these weird situations... Β These things always happen to me T_T

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Bento-Box-Art [2013-08-01 03:30:52 +0000 UTC]

well that was.....dark.

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Synaesthetic1 [2013-08-01 01:11:48 +0000 UTC]

So awful... and yet so right.

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ga4000 [2013-08-01 01:07:32 +0000 UTC]

lmao

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Lady-GG-Chrome [2013-08-01 01:06:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry but allow me to say that this is a pretty dumb way of interacting with people that you're promoting with this comic and your description.


First off, what KIND of joke is that supposed to be? "Oh, when will you kill your wife/husband so we can go have a drink?" seriously, who does that?!


And how can you blame somebody for springing a dead person on a conversation when it was basically your fault in the first place??? It's cool that you didn't know, but if you think that you don't take the blame due to your poor social interaction skills and the fact that you didn't know, then neither does he for making you know.


Don't treat people that way.

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awadd In reply to Lady-GG-Chrome [2013-08-02 04:14:57 +0000 UTC]

...the hell?

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thatgirl123456 In reply to Lady-GG-Chrome [2013-08-01 13:46:51 +0000 UTC]

people like you don't get the awkward moment joke -_-

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Shia-Neko-Chan In reply to Lady-GG-Chrome [2013-08-01 08:39:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing by now you've probably figured out it was a joke.

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chiefcreeden In reply to Lady-GG-Chrome [2013-08-01 03:34:41 +0000 UTC]

And this, this is why you should think BEFORE you speak and judge

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MorphoAdonis In reply to Lady-GG-Chrome [2013-08-01 03:12:47 +0000 UTC]

...And you never got the joke.

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ElectronicCyborg [2013-08-01 00:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Yeahh, Wayne you're kind of an ass, even without trying...

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DuskyLore [2013-08-01 00:14:03 +0000 UTC]

*Sighs*

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GHENGIZZ [2013-08-01 00:12:25 +0000 UTC]

The exact same thing happens every time I go visit my Jewish friends on the anniversary of the Holocaust.Β 


I mean, I just don't understand. The Swastika was originally a Hindu/Buddhist symbol of love. If anything there in the wrong for placing there own views onto me. Am I right? Right!?


Too soon?

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DarkZeWulf In reply to GHENGIZZ [2013-08-01 03:37:33 +0000 UTC]

lol. its the same with Paganism and the Pentagram. once a sign of earth and sky meeting to become one, its now a sign of "Devil Worship" and Satanism....so, my tattoo, my pendant, and my Gloves, all of which are part of my somewhat pagan beliefs (you could call me a Wicken...im really good with herbs O_o) get me in ALOT of trouble.

i mean really? can a guy not follow an old religion without being crucified?

(To Soon?)





lol

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GHENGIZZ In reply to DarkZeWulf [2013-08-01 18:01:57 +0000 UTC]

I love how a joke I made has become like a serious talking point for peopleΒ 

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DarkZeWulf In reply to GHENGIZZ [2013-08-02 01:40:45 +0000 UTC]

lol

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SuperZalex [2013-07-31 22:54:51 +0000 UTC]

Ouch. That guy deserves a punch to the face for that one.

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xelanesque [2013-07-31 22:46:51 +0000 UTC]

Just run away!

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SomaRuiz [2013-07-31 22:34:22 +0000 UTC]

I've never known anyone named moonchild, that's new for me. XD

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jbwarner86 [2013-07-31 21:54:55 +0000 UTC]

This is why I rarely joke about death with people I know.

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Kyomu13 [2013-07-31 20:49:55 +0000 UTC]

This happens to me wayyy too much. I once asked someone about a wristband, a bloody wristband, and it ends up her friend died like last month and it was some kind of charity thing to help her. So much cringe...

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nouge [2013-07-31 20:41:59 +0000 UTC]

turning the unexpected was unexpected..man you baffle me how do you to it? ;w;
man I love to read your comics))

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HGWizard [2013-07-31 20:40:01 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Yn72…

This comic just got an Iron Maiden song stuck in my head!

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RogueWriter3201 [2013-07-31 20:36:59 +0000 UTC]

(*Sigh*) I have been in his shoes. Oiy, to have a 'reset' button for conversations sometimes...

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scriptPsychopath [2013-07-31 20:11:15 +0000 UTC]

-sigh- I've had to tell that to too many people lately.Β  You can't imagine how many old men apparently had the hots for my mom

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CromeWolf In reply to scriptPsychopath [2013-07-31 22:31:49 +0000 UTC]

That... is very disturbing. Β .____.

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deathangelSR In reply to scriptPsychopath [2013-07-31 20:38:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm trying not to! O_o

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VinceAndrews [2013-07-31 20:00:55 +0000 UTC]

ha ha, that's why i just don't talk to anyone

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DiceAura273 In reply to VinceAndrews [2013-07-31 23:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Talkin' to people is overrated!

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VinceAndrews In reply to DiceAura273 [2013-08-01 14:12:11 +0000 UTC]

unless you're trying to lure them into your van

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DiceAura273 In reply to VinceAndrews [2013-08-01 14:29:07 +0000 UTC]

Ah touchΓ©!

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