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Drunken-Novice — 2GAG - Life At Stake

Published: 2013-04-17 19:36:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 40162; Favourites: 1481; Downloads: 122
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Whenever somebody tells me to guard something with my life I ask what's in the bag, because I'm not staking my life for anything less than an iPod.

My Twitter is a good thing to tell your friends to follow.
Maybe not your best friends, but like, that guy that overheard you planing a party and kinda had to invite to not feel like a dick.
Those are my people.

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Comments: 82

Awdren [2013-11-05 16:41:05 +0000 UTC]

In regards to the description, which generation of iPod?

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Intel16 [2013-10-30 00:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes. 

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WhitePheonixTeaNinja [2013-08-06 22:07:02 +0000 UTC]

still funny

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WhitePheonixTeaNinja [2013-06-22 18:10:31 +0000 UTC]

i laughed so hard

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Cute-Heart [2013-06-19 11:20:01 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Pyrosaitan1 [2013-05-18 16:41:38 +0000 UTC]

how the hell aren't any of them (especially frank) in jail yet?!

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DRAG0NBLADE In reply to Pyrosaitan1 [2013-06-18 22:08:19 +0000 UTC]

Actually Frank has been in jail. A lot.

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Pyrosaitan1 In reply to DRAG0NBLADE [2013-06-19 02:57:37 +0000 UTC]

oh god....

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DRAG0NBLADE In reply to Pyrosaitan1 [2013-06-19 03:21:35 +0000 UTC]

Exactly...

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Pyrosaitan1 In reply to DRAG0NBLADE [2013-06-19 03:29:09 +0000 UTC]

which number comic strip is this? can you link?

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DRAG0NBLADE In reply to Pyrosaitan1 [2013-06-19 03:30:40 +0000 UTC]

Sure [link]

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Pyrosaitan1 In reply to DRAG0NBLADE [2013-06-19 03:41:52 +0000 UTC]

huh, i wouldn't have thought he could've recieved the ability to have bail post with the crazy shit he does...

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DRAG0NBLADE In reply to Pyrosaitan1 [2013-06-19 03:48:43 +0000 UTC]

Eheh, yeah... like killing your chess opponents...

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Pyrosaitan1 In reply to DRAG0NBLADE [2013-06-19 08:22:22 +0000 UTC]

I can only imagine the many ways he would've killed them with chess pieces...

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Scr1b3 [2013-05-04 00:23:02 +0000 UTC]

... Now why do I think that Wayne is hiding something here?

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Erick-FM [2013-04-27 02:54:15 +0000 UTC]

close !!

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AskJaketheaskbox [2013-04-23 21:33:57 +0000 UTC]

har, har har har.

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AskJaketheaskbox [2013-04-23 21:33:52 +0000 UTC]

har, har har har.

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Pharos-E [2013-04-22 04:21:31 +0000 UTC]

nice one. :3

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rosepab [2013-04-19 12:18:19 +0000 UTC]

Love those beads of sweat on his face.

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Thesleepywolf [2013-04-19 12:10:37 +0000 UTC]

Loving the hat, mate. Power bar and socks... throw in a box of Danishes and I'll at least knock someone out.

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TwiGuard [2013-04-19 03:50:48 +0000 UTC]

I love this

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ElectronicCyborg [2013-04-18 22:58:38 +0000 UTC]

Lol, never tell Frank to guard anything with his life.
BECAUSE HE WILL!!!
YOU KNOW HE WILL
I KNOW
WE ALL KNOW!!!

That's why I don't tell him I stole that laptop he lost...

Oh shi-

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SirMeierlink [2013-04-18 18:00:52 +0000 UTC]

I read your comments after I read your comic. You make each strip funny every time.

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SonicWolvelina99 [2013-04-18 17:31:29 +0000 UTC]

Frank.

Just.


Frank.

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ElectronicCyborg In reply to SonicWolvelina99 [2013-04-18 22:59:17 +0000 UTC]

C'mon dude!

You know you would too!

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Burning-Question [2013-04-18 10:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Frank is the best XD

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manamoppet [2013-04-18 09:46:13 +0000 UTC]

Frank: "Now let's get going. I don't want to miss my flight. Ignore the paralyzed security guard under the couch by the way, and remind me to use a different hat next time."

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Daghrgenzeen [2013-04-18 08:59:48 +0000 UTC]

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EpikalStorms [2013-04-18 07:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Frank would do it, too. XD Ahh, Frank...

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Phaedrolous [2013-04-18 06:11:38 +0000 UTC]

hehehe

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AlanSteenhouwer [2013-04-18 04:52:57 +0000 UTC]

It seems like Wayne has learned.

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Kay-felis [2013-04-18 04:08:07 +0000 UTC]

This is probably my favorite 2gag so far.

P.S. Frank rocks that hat!

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Dragoon36 [2013-04-18 03:13:08 +0000 UTC]

Fresh socks? A power bar? That's enough to punch over!

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DuskyLore [2013-04-18 02:01:50 +0000 UTC]

Frank is my favorite character; he is just so damn stone-cold!

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WooleyWorldHQ [2013-04-18 01:59:58 +0000 UTC]

This is great. Haha.

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dylancaprotti [2013-04-18 01:51:14 +0000 UTC]

his hat is hilarious

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YahoolYafool [2013-04-18 01:37:48 +0000 UTC]

hahhahahahaah you're so good XDD this is amazing

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alienavian [2013-04-18 01:32:50 +0000 UTC]

I busted out laughing when I read this.

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automouse13 [2013-04-18 01:32:02 +0000 UTC]

One of my favorites! I can't stop laughing!

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Zombified-Muffin [2013-04-18 01:26:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, this is hilarious xD

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SakuraKuchiki100 [2013-04-18 01:02:57 +0000 UTC]

I love that I'm reading this right before my flight

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misk122 [2013-04-18 00:20:49 +0000 UTC]

lol wayne has learned the ways of frank

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BellxSong [2013-04-18 00:17:59 +0000 UTC]

Had me laughin'. Nice one.

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Daughter-of-Shadow [2013-04-18 00:11:03 +0000 UTC]

The best part of this is how Frank doesn't even pretend he wouldn't have killed someone.

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Hiddenwithinthunder [2013-04-17 23:48:05 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious! XD

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Volt3n [2013-04-17 22:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Hilarity packed in 3 panels, nice!

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XiYen [2013-04-17 22:42:15 +0000 UTC]

Finally Wayne has caught on to how Frank's mind works.

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aluckystar [2013-04-17 22:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Somehow Franks hat makes this all that much better.

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Just7hrsold [2013-04-17 22:17:39 +0000 UTC]

haha oh my sweet lord I laughed my hind end off just now

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