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DrWolfsea — Woozle And Yuk-Yuk Hybrids

Published: 2014-07-21 18:40:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 184; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description Left: False Faced Woozle
Mother: False Faced Yuk-Yuk
Father: Watery-eyed Weeping Woozle

Behavior: Will pretend to weep and cry over how much everyone hates it after making jokes that aren't actual jokes. Example after a terrible tragedy making a comment that is rude, offensive and disrespectful to the victims. I.E. rape jokes within hours after the victim had it occur. The weeping and crying can be stopped if someone tells the Weepy Eyed that its joke was funny which encourages it to become more outrageous to "top" itself.

Right: Weepy Eyed Yuk-yuk
Mother: Watery-eyed Weeping Woozle
Father: False Faced Yuk-Yuk

Behavior: These debbie downers take the fun out of everything, stating what could and does go wrong to what diseases you'll catch from doing anything while they themselves do it regularly and enjoy making others miserable. Their fur on their wings make it hard for them to fly so they hover at low areas, often to yell up to the others above it for them stepping on it. It will cry and bemoan how no one listens to it when something goes wrong. They'll bitch and complain to others about other people while turning around to the people they're bitching about to the ones they've been bitching to simply to turn both parties against each other. Some people will mix up this hybrid's behavior with another whiny troll, but this one whines for its enjoyment and is very active in causing strife.

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Comments: 62

DrWolfsea In reply to ??? [2014-07-21 21:51:55 +0000 UTC]

Truly nasty buggers. But the White Knight Lecherpede... I can't wait to produce that.

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WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 19:02:05 +0000 UTC]

Nasty buggers!

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 19:04:30 +0000 UTC]

Thankfully they have a equally nasty keeper.
-Nessie hovers by in her uniform and beats their cages- Quiet, no whimpering and no crying around me. -She sounds like Tommy Lee Jones- I am your new officer and I am your god! -Last part she switches to a Light Yagami english Voice actor-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-21 19:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: *surprised eyebrow raise*
Rosie: *grins* I think I like this new Nessie.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 19:15:54 +0000 UTC]

Same Nessie... just with power. She never gets boss anyone around. Plus she's the only one immune to the woozle hybrid's crying

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-21 19:42:16 +0000 UTC]

This makes sense.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 19:47:20 +0000 UTC]

-Nessie makes the woozle hybrids drop and give her fifty which they do crying and she bangs on their cell doors threatening no sandwiches-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-21 20:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *looks pleased*

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 20:13:30 +0000 UTC]

-Nessie offers her a part-time job helping deal with the woozle hybrids-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-21 20:20:24 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *ears perk up* Does this mean that I get to smack 'em around?

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 20:42:46 +0000 UTC]

-Nessie- Yes. Very much so. The weepy thwomp is quite fun.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-21 20:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *evil chuckle*

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 21:45:33 +0000 UTC]

-Nessie passes Rosie ointment- To hide the bruises.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-21 23:18:20 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *grins* I like the sound of this.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-21 23:21:54 +0000 UTC]

-Nessie flies off for dinner break as the woozles belly-ache for their food-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 00:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *growls*

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 00:52:14 +0000 UTC]

-They bellyache louder-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 00:57:55 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *snarls* If you don't shut up, I'll unscrew your heads and shove them up your own backsides!

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 01:04:02 +0000 UTC]

-they shut up and Anais comes into feed them-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 01:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *grunts* Hey, Mirror Face.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 01:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Crusher. -She begins feeding them my experimental cooking that seems to be... moving-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 05:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: *stares at it* Uh...do I want to know why...

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 05:08:46 +0000 UTC]

-Anais turns- Nessie attempted to scare us and that's all you need to know.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 05:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Rosie: ...Okay.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 05:32:27 +0000 UTC]

-Anais hears me leave to get Alan from the adoption center- Seems she's upset because Tazzy let Vexus win and she was looking forward to more of the pair.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 05:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Aye...me too, actually...

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 05:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully Alan and Zera do get to go to good homes.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 05:59:46 +0000 UTC]

I agree. *is considering adopting one*

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 06:02:05 +0000 UTC]

I'd adopt both if I could but I'm putting a limit of six trolls to own. Anais' offspring is one and so if I get Alan I won't try for any others.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 06:09:14 +0000 UTC]

I need to put a limit on myself as well.
By the way, what level is Anais at?

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 06:11:23 +0000 UTC]

She's 3...I think. not counting pictures for leveling.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 06:18:48 +0000 UTC]

Ah, okay.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 06:21:13 +0000 UTC]

If I ever used the pictures she'd be more than ready to breed. Pictures are meant to tell me about the character. Not be used as a rare candy. Hence why they're never included.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 06:26:00 +0000 UTC]

*nods* I can understand that.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 06:33:45 +0000 UTC]

-Anais is all lined up for a battle from Zen- Now she needs 3 more to fulfill the level 5 requirement. -Vexus is mulling over if she's level five officially-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 06:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...
This reminds me, I must get the boys some more battle experience.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 06:44:55 +0000 UTC]

-Anais is willing to battle Joerj, Nessie's good for punching bag and Gary is as well but Vexus will be your challenge- Take your pick or challenge them all.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 06:57:34 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...I do need to get Joerj up to par with the other guys. I'll have him fight Anais.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 07:02:22 +0000 UTC]

-She bows and is prepared for the fight-

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 07:07:03 +0000 UTC]

Joerj: *swallows slightly* R-ready when you are.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 07:10:56 +0000 UTC]

Have the coin flip or shall Anais allow him to go first?

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 07:26:46 +0000 UTC]

I suppose we should get a coin flip.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 07:27:42 +0000 UTC]

would you please?

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 07:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Looks like Anais goes first!

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 08:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Anais uses Shadow Attack. Leaves Joerj with 1 defense. Your move.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 14:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Joerj'll use a straight attack.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 19:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Anais' fog shield gives him a 20/30(?) percent chance of failing. it comes out a 5 out of 10 anyway. Therefore his attack succeeds, Anais loses 6 defense.
Anais uses furious whirlwind which takes 2 defense. Joerj is down to 0, next attack will kill him.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 19:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Joerj uses a straight attack again.

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DrWolfsea In reply to WildheartTheWarrior [2014-07-22 19:51:54 +0000 UTC]

Lands on an 8. It hits due to the fog shield failing. Anais has 1 defense left. Anais uses her straight attack.

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WildheartTheWarrior In reply to DrWolfsea [2014-07-22 20:00:31 +0000 UTC]

Joerj goes down!

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