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The cake is a lie, there are only cookies;
through cookies I gain weight;
through weight I gain fat;
through fat I gain obesity;
in obesity my chair is broken;
the calories shall set me free.
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This image clearly has a story it needs to tell. Not sure what, though...
Well-made.
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Never, I'll never join the..... wait did you say cookies count me in then.
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Jedi Knight, "I warned you, prepare to die Sith!".
Sith Master, "Come Jedi let us embrace death".
*Sith robe tugged*
Twilek girl, "Daddy".
Sith Master, "Excuse me Jedi". *Squats down to face her* "Whats wrong Aola?".
Twilek girl, "My lekku is itching badly again".
Sith Master *Gives cookie*, "Daddy is busy dealing with Jedi scum at the moment. Please go back to Lady Ontara to the ship".
Twilek girl,"But I don't want to go with her... she's scarey".
Sith Master, "Don't worry it won't be for long I promise".
Twilek girl, "Okay...". *Walks off eating the cookie*.
Jedi Knight, "You have a lovely daughter".
Sith Master, "Yes I do and I also intend to keep that promise. Die Jedi scum".
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This scene......is just beautiful, and greatly depicted. I understand it's meant to be sort of a joke, but I can't help but feel that sith's are not all entirely dark beings and war mongers. This sith looks insidious, and doesn't even need to give the girl a cookie, all he'd have to do is force the dark side upon her. Yet, he opted to go the route of diplomacy, of gentleness and persuasion. From the looks of that poor twi'lek girl, she seems to be growing up within a harsh environment, and seems so poor that she doesn't even have shoes. Here is this being cloaked in darkness and robes, hiding his face to either hide a terrible disfigurement, or to hide the dark sides influence. He could simply snatch the girl, and drag her kicking and screaming, or follow her home, and deal with her parents to scar her and lead her down a dark path. Instead he bent down, and offered the poor girl something to eat, and is giving her the choice to join the empire and the dark side. In this one image, I feel that no matter how dark a path a sith follows, there is always that little bit of light that shines through from time to time. And if you think about it, this small gesture of kindness, could very well have this girl become one of the greatest siths in the galaxy, one powerful enough to destroy the very being that gave her this hope and chance to become something more.....if she chose to go with him.
I truly applaud you artist. Great concept, great joke, and great imagery for a story, really just well done.
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What the little Girl doesn't know: the Dark Side Cookies will awake a insatiable Desire to rule and oppress, in her ... ... 
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That's...
Strikingly clever.
Both in concept and in composition.
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Even a sith lord might want to sit and share a cookie with someone now and again...
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This is pretty cooool~ I love the detail you put into this. And the fact that even the cookie looks real is excellent!
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The detail on that is incredible! Epic sith! And the chubby baby Twi'lek is adorable! :3
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