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I'm joking. I thought this was genuinely clever.
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I just couldn't resist.
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Chocolate...? Did you say chocolate?! >: (
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Who knew beach balls came in pink! Nice joke here, Derek.
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From the fine folks at Uncanny Plot Device, Inc.
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Thanks. Thanks also for being a good sport about it.
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Ah, don't worry about it. I still like it. Even if that's not her belly.
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Ha, that's pretty much an oxymoron. Thanks.
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Yes.Β Where did that oddly red, blue, and flesh colored beach ball come from?
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From the mind of a strange man.
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Yeah. I know he likes big, bloated bellies, but he should understand that not everyone, including yourself, does.
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It's not like I haven't told him.
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Yeah, some people take longer to learn than others.
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There's a couple other people that I've been telling for YEARS that there's more to my art than belly. It's kind of insulting, considering I've put so many years into character development, and they focus on the least important feature.
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Yeah. But you're not going to name names, are you?
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No, definitely not.
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Fair enough.
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oooooooooooooooooooo you frickin tease! =w=
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gN2hβ¦
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PFFTT HAHAHAHA 
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Thanks. I just had to.
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I ALMOST fell for it. You surprised me for a sec.
God, clever fake-out.
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Sweet. Let's see if the guy who asked it is fooled.
Thanks.
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Beach ball of death.Β
(the Mac version of Blue Screen of Death )
Guess Zoe is a Mac user.
Next time someone asks Zoe any perverted questions like this, say 'NO' in an error message with this soundΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyItKtβ¦
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An error message somehow seems like the best response. It's what goes on in my head.
Now, I see Zoe as a hipster bohemian.
If I could code, I'd totally program that. Maybe I could animate it and post a link.
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The Error message would say 'Error, the question you have ask is invalid. Error 86: Zoe is a 9 year old kid and the question is inappropriate.'. If Lina had these question, she would give them these answers or do a Siri and say 'I'm sorry (person who asked the question), I can't answer that.'
Mac users seem to look like hipsters but on the old Get a Mac adverts, Mac is some student aged male who is level headed while the PC is some neurotic workaholic, the British version had David Mitchell and Robert Webb who starred in a some sitcom which was like the Odd Couple but set in Croydon and has lots of swearing.
Dexter being based on my Mac, his design looks like he is some hip guy while George is semi-suited casual as he was based on a home based laptop but his replacement Maeve, dressed as some fantasy goth since based of a gamer laptop, my friend Chaos dressed very similar to her.
Here are the Mac crash sounds youtu.be/4FOOmoukpJc , they don't have these on modern Mac, including mine, yet they barely crash like that.
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Misdirection, like a true magician.
And I see her tummy isn't showing for once.
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I will now disappear in a cloud of smoke. *Cough, cough*
Thought I'd tone it down, given the intention of the question.
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