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Sir Steve is back, and getting no respect.Related content
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Even the court cried doesn't know his name. Ouch
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I don't think he cares either
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No respect. No respect at all.
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I'm introducing 2 Characters that are from my comedy idea. A renaissance era dutch artist named Matt Groningen who is famous for his novel and paintings revolving around a person known as Flanders. Another character i'm introducing is an ancient Egyptian actress named Marilyn Meroe (her name is based of that of an ancient city). Marilyn Meroe a actress and talented dancer was famous for her scandalous habit of sleeping with high ranking figures and even ancient kings (take the most scandalous actress you know and multiply said actress by 10).
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(Is the name of Groningen inspired by Matt Groenig, creator of The Simpsons?)
Prestwick: "Presenting..." *Reads card just handed to him* "... The Harlot of the Nile, Marilyn Meroe! And, artist Matt Groningen!"
King Magnus IV: *Claps* "Welcome guests, to our humble kingdomshire! I am your monarch host, King Magnus IV, though you may call me, 'Your Majesty!' Make yourselves at home, and don't be afraid to buy something or tell your friends about our land."
Prestwick: (whispering) "I hope you've had your shots."
King: *Goes up to Marilyn.* "It is an especial pleasure to welcome a guest of your... radiance."
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(Matt Groningen's name is inspired by Matt Groening and a place in the Netherlands named Groningen, look up "Groningen", The weird bit of this RP is that in my comedy idea Matt Groningen and Marilyn Meroe are over 1000 years apart)
Other notes: Marilyn Meroe despite her wealth rarely wears shoes,Β often doing her acting and dancing barefoot, Marilyn Meroe dressed as a belly dancer, there is some controversy that Matt Groningen is bisexual as he described Flanders's physique in great detail, a letter Matt wrote expressing romantic feelings towards a dutch nobleman support this.
Marilyn Meroe: *flirty* hope you got plenty of wine.
Matt Groningen: what are shots (Groningen doesn't exactly practice modern hygiene practices, he lived during the 1600's).
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(You have a Victorian Londoner and a 21st century revolutionary conversing with Stalin, so this is nothing new from you.)
King: "Why, only the best. Prestwick!"
*Prestwick comes to the table, lugging one of the king's wine barrels.*
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(there are quite a few characters in my idea, some of which are even magically talented, Admiral Faustius from is one of them and he wants to challenge the archenemy of Sir Steve).
Marilyn Meroe: *drinks wine* I like kings and nobles with a little bit of fat on them
Kim Bei Fong: You know if a woman like Meroe were to sleep with the censorship loving political people in China the sex scandal would add ammunition to those who support free speech and democracy. It would be internet gold.
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(Magic. That would explain the temporally eclectic nature of your work.)
King: *blush* "Uh, heh heh. Well, a little pudge is a sign of the noble lifestyle."
Blair: "Dad! You're married!"
King: "Of course, dear! Let me give you a tour of my kingdom." *Takes the two to a balcony.* "Out there is Market Village, the largest and most economically influential town in our kingdom."
*The view from the balcony is as follows: Several rolling hills with distant forests, mountains, and even seashore. There are a few villages in sight, ranging greatly in size and sophistication. On a hill by a river is the closest, Market village.*
(All villages in Kingdomshire have generic, descriptive names. Like, Seaside Village and Alpine Village.)
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(in my idea Admiral Faustius is bit out of touch with the times claiming that the Columbine shooting was caused by Call of Duty Black Ops, and also during the dark ages went over 100 years without a bath)
Marilyn Meroe: i slept with kings who have assembled giant harems of multiple women.
Matt Groningen: let's just say Meroe can be compared to Panty from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt... heck I even slept with Meroe myself.
Kim Bei Fong: i slept with her too.
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(Any pictures of this Faustius fellow?)
King: "Panty and.... I have no idea what you're talking about. And, gross! Has anyone not slept with this woman?" *Looks around.*
Prestwick: *Starts sweating.*
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(i haven't uploaded it to DeviantArt yet and in my headcanon he wears Roman military armor as he dates from the Romans).
Matt Groningen: never heard of Panty Anarchy its a anime show character, look her up on DeviantArt.
Pip: i haven't slept with Marilyn Meroe (despite the tomboyish personality of Pip i want to depict her as straight, there's a lot of MLP shipping material that depicts members of the mane 6 as lesbians).
Marilyn Meroe: if you combined all the royalty, military officials, government officials, kings, and theater actors i slept with they would be over 100 people. Heck if the MPAA were to catch me acting in a movie with my super scandalous reputations the rating would instantly be bumped up to NC-17, but then again movie companies have a habit of casting celebrities with questionable DUI and drug habits, and rating movies NC-17 is quite easy when there independent movies, the MPAA doesn't exactly want to shrink the viewership of the movies they dump millions of dollars into.
Kim Bei Fong: wait... did Meroe just have a moment of genius?
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(I agree with Faust that the idea of tomboys and lesbians as going hand-in-hand is offensive to both.)
King: "An-anime? Deviantart? Is this some hip new art form? Because, I'm... *ahem* down with dat!" *Strikes pose.*
Blair: "Guhhh!" *Covers her face in embarrassment.*
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(agreeing with Lauren Faust is OK, agreeing with Admiral Faustius is a bit different, let's just say his long life is due to a Faustian bargain).
Marilyn Meroe: *flirty* nice pose king.
Admiral Faustius: What the heck is anime and DeviantArt? (in my idea Admiral Faustius is a bit out of touch for the times).
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King: "Well, you know. I am all that and a bag of chips."
(The admiral is in the right place for being out of touch.)
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Admiral Faustius: what are chips? What's a NC-17?
Marilyn Meroe: Its best not to ask what the King and Meroe are doing.
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Steve looks like he wants to punch that guy in the nose.
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I can't say I blame him.
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You're welcome. Funny comic.
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Aww poor Sir Steve.anyway this is really cute I love your details here your castle walls and floor give the background a pop out at I like how you went just little beyond to make it appear to be stoney.Β
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Thanks. I'll admit that I took inspiration from another artist, for this background. Though, I'm glad it can make the characters pop. Thanks again.
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No problem keep it up though 
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Helps him pass the time at work.
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Haw, all he wanted was a small amount of respect, poor thing!
Nicely done!Β I like your comedic timing in this one.Β The lines and colors really pop out in this one too, a job well done!
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Just not his day.
Thanks. I used someone else's backgrounds as inspiration.
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What a great comedian the world is losing ...Β Β
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He's definitely in the wrong profession. It makes me wonder what medieval standup comedy would actually be like.
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He should have been a court jester! XD
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You're probably right on that one.
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Sir Steve: What do you mean "some Doofus"? I'm the hero of this kingdom, I deseve respect
(Edwin walks in)
guard: Presenting... Edwin the Beardless!
Sir Steve: oh, come on! How can youΒ know hisΒ name and not mine!!
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That's hilarious. And, just Steve's luck.
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The medieval answer to the sarcastic butler. Thanks.
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Indeed, not the best moment for him.
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Thanks. I try in both those categories.
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Nice to see the other characters around the kingdom... and to see Steve's still the same! 
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It's good to show some unfamiliar faces from time to time, I suppose. Thanks. I'm glad to know I can entertain.
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for someone who does all the fighting Sir Steve should visit veterans affairsΒ
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