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EarthVStheDerek — The Dreaded Mortimer's Dreaded Barber Shop

Published: 2013-08-04 16:10:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 2162; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 4
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Description Don't write a bad review. Or, he will find you.
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Penpencilandbrush In reply to ??? [2015-02-03 22:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Ah

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ??? [2015-01-28 01:15:44 +0000 UTC]

It's the latest style.

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ZanyOnePip [2015-01-01 22:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Admiral Faustius: Sir Steve, i have been sent to take out the The Dreaded Mortimer, a high ranking military official working for a rival kingdom *holds out a wanted poster, the poster states that The Dreaded Mortimer is wanted by the king and offers a reward of part of the royal treasury*. I'm looking to get magical training and win political favor to take over a kingdom in Germany. I also can enchant your weapons *holds Steve's sword in a moment its blade is now on fire*.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-03 02:08:10 +0000 UTC]

Sir Steve: "Cool! Now, let's get the hooligan!"

Edwin: "Steve, wait! This guy wants to take over a kingdom. Aren't people like that usually our enemies?" *Turns to Faustius.* "No offense."

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-03 13:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Admiral Faustius: i don't wan't your kingdom i want a German kingdom.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-03 18:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Edwin: "You're not planning on getting this other kingdom by backstabbing, metaphorically or literally, are you?"

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-03 18:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Admiral Faustius: i want to conquer it, my magic is comparable to the best archmages your kingdom has to offer.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-03 19:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Sir Steve: "I get to grow the old Empire!" *Claps.*

Edwin: "About that... Aren't you Legionares kind of long gone? No offense."

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-03 19:50:23 +0000 UTC]

Admiral Faustius: i betrayed them when things started going south, in fact my name is synonymous with Traitor in Italy.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-03 20:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Sir Steve: *His gleeful attitude quickly changes.* "A traitor? Why should we help you?"

Edwin: "Wow. Steve actually has a point."

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-03 20:15:57 +0000 UTC]

Admiral Faustius: things went downhill and barbarians were ganging up on the oppressive Roman empire, It was either die defending Rome or be hailed as a hero for the barbarians. I chose the latter, I'm quite a celebrity in one German kingdom BTW, (in my idea Admiral Faustius refuses to join the Nazis when they try to recruit him as a one-man-army, he does take offence to the word "panzerfaust" due to the "faust" part in it, as he thought he had the word "faust" copyrighted, by the time Admiral Faustius is aware of Lauren Faust and the pony cartoon she made, the brony fandom will be LONG gone).

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-03 20:36:34 +0000 UTC]

Sir Steve: "You... you betrayed your nation for fame! You are a bad guy! Stand down, or I will fight you!"

(Sir Steve is also a glory hound, but he still has a sense of honor and loyalty. He's also learning that being a hero is all about defending the little guy.

So, Faustius will find out about bronies after they're no more... So in a million years.)

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-03 20:53:29 +0000 UTC]

(not exactly a million years, if i plan Admiral Faustius to die, he will die many years into the future, maybe in the 2040's he will die, in my idea he is already over 2,000 year old by the year 2014).

Admiral Faustius: hmm you want to fight me? *raises a magical shield around himself* i dare you to try.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-04 15:18:10 +0000 UTC]

*Sir Steve buffoonishly begins to whack his shield with his sword.*

Edwin: *Sigh.* "This is a job for a wizard!" *Casts a mighty green lightning bolt at the shield.*

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-04 15:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Admiral Faustius: 2 people take me on? No fair, but then again *raises a magical bubble around him, the bubble expands outward and sets the grass within it on fire* I'm able to withstand high temperatures.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-05 18:49:41 +0000 UTC]

Edwin: "Then, it's time for you to cool down!" *Casts an ice blast against the shield. Sir Steve just kind of looks at him.*

Edwin: "What? I can't be bombastic, too?"

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-05 18:56:34 +0000 UTC]

Admiral Faustius: *using both of his arms Faustius sends 2 streams of flame, one for Edwin, the other for Steve*. Can't we call this fight off?

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-05 22:43:21 +0000 UTC]

Sir Steve: "Can you call your dastardly plans off?"

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-05 22:46:43 +0000 UTC]

Faustius: i don't want your kingdom i just want one to call my own (not that he needs one in my idea he receives a pretty big government subsidiary out of thanks for his deeds and is even a adviser to multiple German kings).

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-08 02:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Edwin: "Here's the thing: you want to dispose a leader, any leader, for your own power fantasy. That's just not cool, dude!"

*Mortimer slams the door open in a huff.*

Mortimer: "What's going on out here? I'm trying to make a dishonest living in here!"

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-08 19:53:05 +0000 UTC]

Faustius: these 2 attacked me they want to kill you for a bounty (blatant lie Admiral Faustius wants to collect the bounty for Mortimer).

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to ZanyOnePip [2015-01-09 03:23:32 +0000 UTC]

Edwin: "Mortimer! Listen to me! For once, you're not the bad guy! This man is trying to set you against us!"

Mortimer: "Not the bad guy?! How dare you! I'll show you who's not the bad guy!" *Attacks.*

Edwin: "I should have known."

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ZanyOnePip In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2015-01-09 11:29:31 +0000 UTC]

*Admiral Faustius fights Edwin, Mortimer fights Steve, it's a bloodbath like Team Fortress 2*.

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2SkunkySkunks [2014-04-24 04:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget to tip him.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to 2SkunkySkunks [2014-04-24 04:41:20 +0000 UTC]

... Or else!

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2SkunkySkunks In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2014-04-24 05:04:50 +0000 UTC]

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acla13 [2014-04-13 02:26:54 +0000 UTC]

No future as a barber, sorry sir.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to acla13 [2014-04-13 20:44:41 +0000 UTC]

I'd say he'll have to go back to pillaging and looting, but he never stopped.

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Nikonah [2014-02-18 12:36:29 +0000 UTC]

My Lord, that is hilarious and certainly a brilliant occurrence. I cannot stop laughing, you brightened my morning with this comic.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to Nikonah [2014-02-18 23:47:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot, pal. I'm glad I made your morning.

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Nikonah In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2014-02-19 10:05:36 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome. I look forward to drawing some of your characters, if you're okay with that.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to Nikonah [2014-02-19 16:04:00 +0000 UTC]

Okay with that? I would be honored.

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Nikonah In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2014-02-22 14:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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Deorse [2013-09-18 07:39:57 +0000 UTC]

Heeheehee! Awesome.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to Deorse [2013-09-19 16:27:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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Ardwick [2013-09-15 03:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Well that's one way to do it!  Saves time and money for tools!  Not for the faint of heart.

Nicely done here!

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to Ardwick [2013-09-15 03:50:48 +0000 UTC]

Can't say he's not efficient. Thanks.

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StefanPWinc [2013-08-12 17:06:22 +0000 UTC]

"Very fast service" :3

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to StefanPWinc [2013-08-12 17:58:43 +0000 UTC]

An example of why faster isn't always better.

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mrcbax [2013-08-08 15:35:06 +0000 UTC]

Haha man! brings back horrid memories of wrestling with my cousins when we were young kids...one of them was a hair puller.  Kinda funny, he rides a Harley nowadays.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to mrcbax [2013-08-09 00:54:56 +0000 UTC]

I remember some sparring match with my own relatives, namely my brother. We didn't play nice, either. Funny, about your hair pulling biker cousin.

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mrcbax In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2013-10-03 19:37:16 +0000 UTC]

Never trust a hair pulling Jesus biker!

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to mrcbax [2013-10-04 02:37:12 +0000 UTC]

There's Jesus bikers at my church. Hopefully, they're not the hair pulling kind.

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mrcbax In reply to EarthVStheDerek [2013-10-10 13:12:27 +0000 UTC]

the hair pulling kind are the ones you have to watch out for

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Waldmops [2013-08-08 13:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Great idea.
Uhm, I mean your Comic, not the haircut. XD

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to Waldmops [2013-08-08 13:56:57 +0000 UTC]

LoL, thanks a lot.

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BluebottleFlyer [2013-08-08 10:35:59 +0000 UTC]

Wow, quickest haircut ever. I think the poor customer should be thankful that Mortimer didn't have his axe handy.

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to BluebottleFlyer [2013-08-08 13:53:43 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha, yeah, true. He could have lost more than just his hair.

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LaptopGeek92 [2013-08-07 20:29:23 +0000 UTC]

you also forgot to add in your artist comments, don't ever bring swords or an axe, it may give him ideas...

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EarthVStheDerek In reply to LaptopGeek92 [2013-08-07 22:08:25 +0000 UTC]

I actually thought of that. Then, I thought the line about not giving him a bad review was funnier.

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