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Description I have to admit, this is definitely my favourite. Spock of Vulcan.
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Darkliss [2013-02-12 18:07:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHHAHAHA! You are my favorite person. Ever. These are utterly, utterly brilliant and please excuse me while I go curl up in a fit of hysterical giggles and die. Oh, Spock. I love the look on his face. He would totally say something like this, completely deadpan.

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Eavis In reply to Darkliss [2013-02-14 01:18:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much! I can totally picture him saying the first part - probably to Bones - although I'm not entirely sure about the second bit.

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Darkliss In reply to Eavis [2013-02-14 04:10:15 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, yes! This /would/ be a conversation they would have (and he would turn to Uhura or somebody for the last line...).

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Eavis In reply to Darkliss [2013-02-14 19:21:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. Or, misunderstanding the point of valentines, he solemnly hands one to both Kirk and McCoy.

"Uh, thanks? What's this, Spock?"
"I was given to understand that an exchange of 'valentines' was traditional on this day?"
"Well, yeah, but - uh- they're usually -um- betweenpeoplewhoaredating?"
Spock seemed puzzled. "Lt. Uhura assured me that the only prerequisite for the giving and receiving of a valentine was an acceptable level of acquaintance and a altruistic intent. Is this not the case?"
McCoy looked from the speechless and crimson Kirk to the inscrutable and wholly unembarrassed Spock. "Oh, for Pete's sake, Jim, just take the dang thing. It's not gonna bite you."
Spock turned to McCoy. "I made one for you as well, Doctor."
McCoy blinked. And then blinked again. "Well - thank you, Spock. That's very...thoughtful."

...and oops I accidentally wrote a thing?

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Darkliss In reply to Eavis [2013-02-15 01:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Excuse me while I go die laughing again.

OH goodness. You, my dear, are a GENIUS. I can just HEAR their voices! And see that look Bones and Kirk exchange (and hear Chekov and Sulu snickering in the background). And then

Spock's eyebrow twitched as he noticed the amused looks being passed around the bridge. A most un-Vulcan-like embarrassment washed over him, though he took care not to let it show on his face.

"Captain," he said quietly, as McCoy (obviously struggling to keep from grinning as he examined the gift). "Am I to understand that I have incorrectly assessed the purpose and scope of the Earth-holiday and have possibly committed a social faux-pas?"

Kirk took a very deep breath (the grin had penetrated Bones' defenses by now, and was spread rampant across his face) and simply shook his head. "Don't worry about it, Spock. It's the thought that counts."

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Eavis In reply to Darkliss [2013-02-15 18:42:49 +0000 UTC]

*tackles you in a hug of epic porportions* I CAN'T. Oh, my word. Brilliantly done! We should post this somewhere - oh my word, wow. We are so weird.

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Darkliss In reply to Eavis [2013-02-16 16:52:03 +0000 UTC]

Nonono, not weird. Just amused. At Spock. And rightly so. We really should post it.

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