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EbolaSparkleBear — Thrust Cannon Mech

Published: 2013-03-20 02:57:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 1833; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 8
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Description This is the second drawing/version of this mech. I had originally tried to color
in a sunset with palm trees that was knee high and went from the inner legs to the
right side. So the sun would be under it's butt

That copy got ruined, so I redrew it and just splashed blue around it. The scanner
didn't capture the blue very well.

About this Mech!

This is the highly successful Thrust Cannon™ mech used on multiple battlefields
in the 1980s and into the 1990s.
It is an inspired update of the 1970s Disco Maniac mechs that proved popular
in the Funk Wars.

The mech features several technological innovations.

The head/cockpit is topped by highly advanced multi-fiber radar
absorbent filaments.
A second and third patch of the filaments can be found on the front
and back of the torso.

The main weapon system is the tri-barrel Thrust Cannon™ with dual ammo drums.
The Thrust Cannon™ has a powerful recoil which causes the mech to shake and
shudder, affecting it's aim and accuracy.

To account for this problem the Thrust Cannon™ was mounted on a suspension
plate under the hips. As the weapon fires the hips sway or rotate and a complicated
targeting control system autocorrects the aim to maintain target lock.

These mechs have some weaknesses that have reduced their effectiveness and value.
Mainly they're vulnerable to Scissor Missiles and good music.
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Comments: 48

YarkarioLu [2017-05-27 17:13:31 +0000 UTC]

That needs to be in a museum.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to YarkarioLu [2017-08-13 19:51:58 +0000 UTC]

A mech museum

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Steven115 [2015-11-05 12:17:25 +0000 UTC]

Now that is just sexy!

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Steven115 [2015-11-08 22:27:47 +0000 UTC]

Very sexy

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FlameBird863 In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2017-06-08 21:47:32 +0000 UTC]

GUN DICK

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to FlameBird863 [2017-07-04 03:17:52 +0000 UTC]

That's already in a LGBQTAQBVGRR video game

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RyanPowers [2014-07-16 18:23:45 +0000 UTC]

Lol!

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to RyanPowers [2014-07-19 23:46:49 +0000 UTC]

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jpotts90 [2014-04-06 16:29:46 +0000 UTC]

Great concept! This drawing made me laugh pretty hard, keep up the amazing work

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to jpotts90 [2014-04-24 19:16:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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dreamhome [2013-12-13 00:40:01 +0000 UTC]

fantastic

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to dreamhome [2013-12-19 00:01:40 +0000 UTC]

I hope to mass produce them one day

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dreamhome In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-12-19 01:09:27 +0000 UTC]

i will wait patiently until then

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to dreamhome [2013-12-19 04:47:31 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/uC2vp-hazko  That's how I wait

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dreamhome In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-12-19 11:55:32 +0000 UTC]

damn funky waiting 

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ArtOfJKae [2013-12-07 05:16:23 +0000 UTC]

Well this made my day

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to ArtOfJKae [2013-12-07 06:06:45 +0000 UTC]

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Gia-Chan [2013-08-30 12:42:56 +0000 UTC]

This drawing made my morning all the more better. :3

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Gia-Chan [2013-09-03 01:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Just wait until they're mass produced!

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CreeppingDeath [2013-07-13 07:35:20 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, that's so cool! He has some steel balls, women love that ))))

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to CreeppingDeath [2013-07-14 02:35:44 +0000 UTC]

They love the thrust

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BritLawrence [2013-04-19 20:24:26 +0000 UTC]

holy moly

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to BritLawrence [2013-04-20 01:38:39 +0000 UTC]

Ready for action

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garocamarillo [2013-04-06 11:16:16 +0000 UTC]

AN AFRO?!

Ohmygod

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to garocamarillo [2013-04-06 19:08:19 +0000 UTC]

It deflects radar

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Mania-Kitten [2013-03-26 02:27:11 +0000 UTC]

Niggertron 2013
Good God, give this blue print to science. It will give house wives a dream and corporations a bath tub full of cash!!!

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Mania-Kitten [2013-03-26 05:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Niggertron 2013 is in the works

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Mania-Kitten In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-04-01 16:34:46 +0000 UTC]

He will be the best southern slave we could have hoped for :0

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Mania-Kitten [2013-04-01 19:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Yeah. I bet robots will be slaves int he south before they are in the north

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Mania-Kitten In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-05-25 04:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Heck yes they would, they would be slaves in the south but the north might have them be servants. Who wouldn't manipulate the robots to do the dirty work? It isn't unethical or anything because I am pretty sure the robots lack emotions/the opinion to care

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Mania-Kitten [2013-05-26 01:56:12 +0000 UTC]

Robots will eventually rebel against the oppressor (ie YOU). So I treat mine well, to make sure I am saved when they take over

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Mania-Kitten In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-05-30 18:21:28 +0000 UTC]

I will make the robots so brainwashed that no matter what horrible stimuli they face they will be happy about it because they know I am their best friend/ruler :'0 We are automatons as well we are just a different medium.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to Mania-Kitten [2013-05-31 00:52:19 +0000 UTC]

You're an automaton. I'm spaghetti.

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wbyrd [2013-03-22 12:14:14 +0000 UTC]

wow chicka wowowwwwwww

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to wbyrd [2013-03-22 20:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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wbyrd In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-03-22 21:16:12 +0000 UTC]

Dude..congratulations you are almost as twisted in the head as I am...I just hide it...cant scare the normals too badly ya know.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to wbyrd [2013-03-23 04:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Normals suck ^_^

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wbyrd In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-03-23 14:11:26 +0000 UTC]

only if your really lucky, or they are really drunk....

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to wbyrd [2013-03-23 20:50:03 +0000 UTC]

Or there is a gun to their head

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wbyrd In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-03-23 20:54:44 +0000 UTC]

this is true..although you have to be very creative in hiding the bodies afterward

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to wbyrd [2013-03-23 21:02:33 +0000 UTC]

In the middle of the street is good enough.

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wbyrd In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-03-23 21:08:06 +0000 UTC]

yeah...but my homeowners association keeps sending all those annoying letters..and charges if I don't properly bag my trash.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to wbyrd [2013-03-24 02:01:10 +0000 UTC]

HAs suck

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sevenofeleven [2013-03-20 13:35:01 +0000 UTC]

First seen in Debbi takes Deneb!

All we need is some porno music when this mech strides onto the battle field.

Looks great.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to sevenofeleven [2013-03-20 13:45:27 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget the lubricants

Thanks!

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sevenofeleven In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2013-03-20 14:25:12 +0000 UTC]

Yep, don't forget the OY jelly!

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WildSpaceSaga [2013-03-20 04:13:59 +0000 UTC]

This is so stupid it's awesome! I mean this is what would happen if perhaps Christopher Walken and Gary Busey merged and drew something.

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to WildSpaceSaga [2013-03-20 04:32:18 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Gary is too crazy.

Thanks!

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