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EdieMammon — Little Larry
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Published: 2015-05-13 23:36:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 3221; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 2
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His Royal Cheatsiness, also known as Wawwy, has four little milk fangs and fingers on each hand (upon last inventory).Related content
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His hugs taste like strawberries
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Awwww...so that's a baby name for him! (Really need to get more ideas)
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D'aaawwww, I gotta... gotta finish that story... no, not the one where he's grown up and not so innocent anymore...
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YES!!!! Cute little Larry stuff. 
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You'll want to read the last chapter of that Koopsmas story after I've written the last chapter of BtbK as well (no I'm not down to the last chapter yet; still a few more to go) A bit of an anachronistic Easter egg in there...
His pajamas look like they're covered in bubbles. Seltzer bubbles, bubble wand bubbles, or bathtime bubbles?
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Piranha plant bubbles 
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Like the kind that comes out of their nose when they're asleep?
Oh you mean like the pattern on their buds...
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Yes ^^ When I was little I thought Piranha Plants were evil strawberries. In Super Mario World they do look like strawberries, amirite?
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Yeah they do, in that game they fly out of the pipe unattached to a stalk.
They also did a weird makeover on the Goombas - they don't squish when you stomp! And they don't even look like Goombas, they're too round - I used to call them "Orange-a-tons" because they looked like walking oranges and I had no idea they were Goombas until I read it in a strategy guide somewhere. I also found out that Birdo was a "he" when I read it in a strategy guide - I wondered if this was some mistake? I mean he's got a bow so obviously he's a she; even if he hasn't had the surgery yet he'd surely rather be called a "she" anyway?
My sister and I loved to read strategy guides like they were regular books. Just looking over the levels and items and stuff and analyzing everything. She would even buy strategy guides for games we didn't own. (Despite Nintendo Power's claims, their guides are NOT better than the third parties' - and their operators don't even know what they're talking about when you call them asking for game advice. I wonder how much my mom got charged in phone bills for the times I called Nintendo when I was ten while she was passed out drunk.) She also bought that Super Mario Adventures comic with the Koopalings and sometimes she got video gaming magazines. She asked the Bitch once for a subscription to Nintendo Power but instead the Bitch bought her a bunch of old Nintendo Power issues from the 90s, which weren't really all that fun because they were mostly info on old games for SNES that we didn't recognize. But could she point that out without being yelled at and called ungrateful? She also liked looking in American Girl catalogues - they show pictures of dolls that represent different periods in American history and their accessories and we never got any because they were ridiculously expensive but we just liked looking at the pictures and reading the books - she had been looking at them for years and they get updated with new stuff every now and then and she asked our aunt for a new one for Christmas or our birthday I forget, even though I told her that was a dumb idea because the issue she had already was relatively recent and there was not likely to be much if anything new in the most current one... and I was right. And she threw a fit and tore it up or something and when the Bitch heard about that got mad at her since trading or giving away or selling gifts was just not allowed, let alone destroying them. But it was perfectly ok for the Bitch to break the Mario Party 5 disk that our aunt gave us and blame it on the other foster kid who was too retarded to even know how to open the GameCube to get it out, and scribble all over the stuffed Pokemon she got for her relatives and pretend it was her great-granddaughter who was still young enough to be kept away from things with a "choking hazard" (I swear, trash class parents just don't care about the choking hazard, they think "ages 3 and up" means "ages 3 and under" 
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Super Mario World was such a happy game. It's the one thing about my otherwise craptacular childhood I just can't let go of. The Marioverse in its entirety is such a safe and welcoming (perhaps a little TOO safe and welcoming) world for a person to retreat into from time to time. I don't feel any more guilt than the cafe moms who play candy crush all day while their brats throw food and bicker. To me the Koopalings were the cool kids, except they let me hang with them (yeah; self-esteem was just not my thing. Not even in my daydreams. Then again kids don't miss what they've never had in the first place
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Ehh, if the Bitch saw me draw and put up pictures of whatever character I liked on my bedroom wall, she would have broken another one of my video games, maybe even my GameCube. I had very few games for that thing for a while, and the Bitch wouldn't let me play the two that I had because I had a D in ONE homework assignment, in a class that I was otherwise getting an A in. (I wound up with a B at the end of the year, but that was because I was forced to clean out my binder and I threw away a bunch of assignments that weren't graded yet. I don't know why the teacher puts a 100 percent and a smiley face sticker on your work and passes it back to you without grading it only to pass it back to get graded later
My sister and I forgot about the Koopalings for like... well we were into them when we were 12 and we got to borrow the Bitch's daughter's SNES (this was back when the Bitch had just "rescued" us and was actually kind of nice... most of the time) and this time we actually played it instead of just watching the kids at KinderCare play it. Then on our 13th birthday we got our N64 back, and next year we got a GameCube for Christmas, and you know that they never made a single game featuring our cool kids for either of those systems so sadly we sort of forgot... and then when we were twenty, and the Bitch lets us play the Wii that she asked her girlfriend to get her (only to give it away to her granddaughter, while my sister had a broken N64, a GameCube with the memory card missing, a Nintendo DS whose charger isn't working, and no more twin sister to keep her entertained; what is she, chopped liver?!) And I was too depressed to get excited over it, at least yet, when I saw that the Koopalings were back; indeed, I lamented that I was too depressed to be excited about that. I only got to play it like once and I wasn't terribly interested (SNES games were way better IMHO) and I got stuck at this one part that required me to flick the remote to spin around in order to do something but it didn't work right or I couldn't do it right. But then my sister started looking the show up on the internet on the Bitch's girlfriend's computer while the Bitch was gone (usually playing Bingo... seriously what is the appeal of that?! You'd have to have pretty severe dementia to think it actually requires any skill... and Candy Crush wasn't a thing back then but she was obsessed with Farmville) and she got all giggly and elated, telling me how much good memories it made her feel and the "happy druggie smell" and we switched from telling each other stories about Bert and Ernie and their gay lovechild and the Fraggles and their wild pill popping drug parties to chatting while doing yardwork or "fresh air" about Iggy and Lemmy's twin antics and Ludwig's line of hair products and Larry's perverted bathroom phone conversations and what songs make Iggy cry and Roy's rivalry with a kid he met at the drug rehab even tougher than him and maybe even a couple words about Wolfie (we just barely touched on discussion about the moms but Ludwig was already the child of a mail-order bride from Vienna with a mad scientist uncle) for about seven bittersweet months. My sister would not dare admit it to me (I found out through Youtube comments that are not visible anymore thanks to Google's mixed up privacy settings) but she had Kooky pinned up all over the walls of her mind, which weirded her out because he's a villain and also because he's the type of character that I'm more likely to like. She also really likes Iggy, based on how much we talked about him and his crazy autistic mental issues compared to the others, but at the time I left she was mostly familiar with "cartoon Hop Iggy" and had barely begun to become acquainted with "video game mechanical genius Iggy". She got to read my fanfics for a while but then the Bitch was so afraid she would get a virus going on that website that I had to copy and paste the fanfics into the emails I sent her. They took away her laptop and told her it was because it had a virus, lied to her about trying to get it fixed or not being able to fix it (I sure wouldn't trust them to ever get around to that...) and she also emailed me telling me how much the Bitch loves me and how I should stop saying mean things about her which I guess is why she's not allowed to speak to me anymore...
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Thanks 
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