HOME | DD

Elaienar — written in the stars

Published: 2010-11-06 17:48:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 2367; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 8
Redirect to original
Description There's been a lot of speculation as to how and why Antimony Carver's parents got together. Now you know the truth.

Surma Stibnite, Anthony Carver, James Eglamore (that's the angry guy in the last panel) and Jones are all from Gunnerkrigg Court by




P.S. The comment about knowing the truth was a lie, we still don't know how they ended up together.

------

Here at 100% Canon Studios we do our best to answer all your pressing and not-so-pressing questions about tea-san 's Gunnerkrigg Court . Be advised that in the links below many secrets are unveiled and many spoilers spoiled. Reader discretion is advised!

Why does Jones' expression never change?
How did the romance between Anthony and Surma begin?
What do the Enigmarons (the creepy space aliens from outer space) do in their spare time?
Why didn't the guides come for Surma?
How exactly did Antimony's first encounter with Mr. Eglamore pan out?
Why did Anthony Carver make a habit of disappearing mysteriously during his school years?
Where is Anthony Carver now?
Why was Surma bedridden?
What would happen if Jack made a pass at Antimony?
Why did Hyland, Sr. tell Hyland, Jr. that Surma was nice?
What did Surma think of Ketrak?
Related content
Comments: 19

Touch-Not-This-Cat [2013-10-03 11:00:22 +0000 UTC]

Here's a question: the first time Jones mated with a hominid, how could he take her virginity?! Was she formed without a hymen?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to Touch-Not-This-Cat [2013-10-03 14:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Interesting question! Unfortunately not one 100% Canon Studios can answer, as I am a prude and moreover my test audience is comprised of small homeschooled children.

(I'd say it's unlikely that she was formed without one since from what we've seen of her so far she's built like a perfectly normal human woman.)

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Touch-Not-This-Cat In reply to Elaienar [2013-10-04 03:47:04 +0000 UTC]

Ah, well I understand. My nieces and nephews are all homeschooled as well, so I know full well about tip toe-ing around topics. The 8 year old only just heard the word divorce for the first time, but I managed to distract her.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to Touch-Not-This-Cat [2013-10-04 15:56:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh man nice save! Your nieces and nephews are lucky to have an uncle who's quick on his feet when it comes to tip-toe-ing.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

The-Shipping-Killer [2013-08-31 21:01:15 +0000 UTC]

Hah hah hah! This is hilarious. Though I'm having trouble reading what Surma says about Jones in the first panel.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to The-Shipping-Killer [2013-09-30 03:08:27 +0000 UTC]

"Training, my foot! Trysting with Jones is more like it! Well, two can play at that game, Jimmy." I'm afraid my handwriting isn't the most legible. Glad you found it amusing anyway. ^^

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

The-Shipping-Killer In reply to Elaienar [2013-09-30 04:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm not good at typing so don't feel too bad. I hope for more

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

AR0 [2013-06-01 23:29:57 +0000 UTC]

That absolutely made my day!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to AR0 [2013-06-04 21:01:28 +0000 UTC]

That's great! ^^

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

SpiritStien111 [2012-09-28 16:19:37 +0000 UTC]

its all for science!!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

MrSeyker [2011-07-18 15:27:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Tony. You're so not human.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to MrSeyker [2011-07-21 16:06:37 +0000 UTC]

I know, right? I think someone accidentally replaced his brain with a computer or something.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

PenelopeB [2011-07-06 23:13:12 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha! This made me laugh. This is going to be my official unofficial backstory to them until we get some actual answers.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to PenelopeB [2011-07-10 04:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Glad to have contributed to your headcanon.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

cutemute34 [2011-02-12 07:33:52 +0000 UTC]

XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Bjorn8 [2010-12-11 03:10:29 +0000 UTC]

Very funny!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to Bjorn8 [2010-12-12 20:44:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

MESIASelRocketo [2010-11-09 19:12:23 +0000 UTC]

This makes sense, more than I imagined. Hahahahah.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Elaienar In reply to MESIASelRocketo [2010-11-12 05:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Then my work here is done, haha!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0