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Eldritch-Turnip — Multifaceted Gravel Thesis
Published: 2006-10-03 02:40:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 1813; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 20
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I can't be bothered using computers to draw stuff any more. Go fuck yourself.Related content
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He's pointing at the penis. Very Freudian. Yes, I said Freudian and I believe that makes me your superior in many way. Especially in testicle ways. There, I did it again.
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This makes me feel contemplative... I don't like it when that happens, but I still adore this.
Lovely!
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but licorice is nasty. so it's not really something to brag about.
: )
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don't you know you should always hide and repress personal shame and trauma? especially a carney-realted trauma. 32.9% of all americans over the age of 16 have had scarring incidents with carneys, and how many do you hear complaining about it?
not many, i will tell you.
suck it up, mister. it's the AMERICAN WAY.
: )
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OOOOH. well that changes everything. please forgive my terrible rudeness, dear sir of the noble land where water swirls backwards and all sorts of animals have pouches where they shouldn't.
i didn't know they even HAD carneys in Australia? most Australians are molested at an early age by dingos or roving packs of cockatoos, and thus your experience was unique and therefore tragic. i'm such an ass...
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I'm Australian.
Watch, I'll prove it:
"G'day, mate. Crikey. She'll be 'right. Bonza. Bloody oath. Strewth. That's not a knife, THIS is a knife. Meat pie. Kangaroo. Fourex. Rugby."
See?
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Who said I was bragging? I actually suffer from a humiliating and painful condition known as Liquoricenutsack Syndrome. I was actually hoping to overcome my intense depression and shame by boldly announcing to the world that I would no longer live in the bleak shadow of my this debilitating malady I've had since age 11, when I was molested by a liquorice-covered carny at the state fair, but you've gone and shat all over my dream of hopefully regaining even a mere scrap of my dignity. Thankyou, you heartless bastard. I am now going to go drown myself in the toilet.
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