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Published: 2014-12-09 02:32:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 1434; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 3
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New Weekly Voting Incentive: PUCK’S STUPID SKETCH ADVENT CALENDAR!!!It's a Stupid Sketch Puck Advent Calendar! Count down to Christmas with 25 holiday-themed sketches! Instead of putting a whole bunch of effort into one really good pic, I made 25 mildly crappy yet entertaining ones! Vote to see today's special pic!
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As for this comic…
If anyone’s wondering how proud I am of the design for Tracee’s outfit, the answer is “Very.”
My wife was mildly shocked by the outfit. “That’s a bold choice for an all-girls gathering,” she commented. “That dress is an official your husband wants to do me dress, which can be very dangerous to wear when surrounded by other women.”
Which is kind of the idea, I guess. Into the lion’s den!
And for those who don’t know their sports gambling terminology, Daphne’s just saying that she thinks Tracee has little chance of winning. A point spread is basically like a handicap designated to the underdog team for gambling purposes. Thus the bet would be not whether Tracee loses, but whether Tracee loses by more than four points. Which, of course, begs the … Wait, I’m explaining the joke again, aren’t I?
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Comments: 43
Right this way you'll see our punch fountain, where you will be showered with punches.
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Man, is there such thing as a punch fountain? I'm getting me one if there is. That sh@# sounds delicious.
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If I were a fancy person, I would have a punch fountain at all my fancy parties, no matter how unfancy my fancy guests may think of this which may not take their fancy.
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I would've slammed and bolted the door the moment she or anyone said "spoiler alert."
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You would be smart to do so. But in this case, she's only being allowed in for strategic purposes. It's times like this where one needs to suppress the gag reflex.
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I've turned a few of my friends onto your strip and they all love it. The women were a wee bit jealous of your fashion sense...
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Thanks for spreading the love. Though I find it funny, given the fact that my wife is always floored by what she considers to be my utter lack of fashion sense (and good taste) when it comes to clothing. She dislikes pretty much every outfit I ever put on any character. So nice to hear someone thinks I'm doing something right.
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Lol I didn't know that, man. Could've fooled me.
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Damn! This dress is even more confusing than Phoebe's square cut blouse!
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This is my version of fashion: I take regular clothing and cut holes out of it. I'm not sure it would work in real life.
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Your fashion is great
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I don't think I need to place a comment on that dress, I think your wife summed up all you could say about it perfectly. XD I sense that this plan will turn out more amazing than I first thought (and I did think it would be awesome already).
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Well, hopefully the results will live up to expectations! I'm not sure myself, but I remain hopeful.
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Oh I'm sure it will. ^^
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A Punch of colossal proportions should be coming in soon.
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Bein on the sexy dresses! Brig on the pain!
---AK
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Both shall indeed be brought.
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I love Puck's dress. It looks so cute on her!
On the other hand, I really REALLY dislike Tracee's dress. I can't even mention all the things wrong with it, but I suppose that's the whole point, isn't it.
As a side note, nice Shwartzenager reference in Daphne's shirt there. Makes me giggle.
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There's SO much wrong with Tracee's dress that it almost verges on being right. And yeah, Puck's dress is the type of women's fashion that's more to my taste. Oh, how I love women's fashion. Which is weird for a straight guy, but whatevs.
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The hat. She's hiding something under the hat.
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A shiv? I bet it's a shiv.
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Improvised weapon. They use them in jail. Anything to stab someone with.
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Ref to a meme based on an Arnie line from Jingle All the Way: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IROZq…
Try getting THAT of your head now.
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Have I ever mentioned that I think you're evil?
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I already know, man. I already know.
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She's fit right in at the Melbourne cup! That dress!
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Being a confused Canadian, I have no idea what the Melbourne cup is, but I can assume that you're right.
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It's a huge horse racing carnival that happens on the first Tuesday of November. Everyone gets really spiffy for it and ladies wear wacky yet stylish outfits and hats.
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I feel like I need to go to that. Because it sounds awesome.
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she will find out not only is there punch but a strong punch
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Multiple punches, even! And upper cuts.
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Sunny: I'd KILL for that dress! In fact, I think I will! I'll be right over with my baseball bat.
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Hey, it's a dang nice dress for getting other women to hate you!
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