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Description Well, this took much longer than I anticipated, but it's finally done. He is Blasto, the first hanar spectre.
All the names mentioned there are fictional, except for "Patrick Weekes" the person who came up with the idea for Blasto, and of course "JorΓ©", that's me. The logos are fake too, they stand for "Ilium Enterteinment" and "BioFilms" (which is never mentioned during the advertising of the movie, but I made it up as a reverence to BioWare). The two names above the title are supposed to belong to the actors who play Blasto and his main girl in that movie (in the Mass Effect universe, there are "Blast Girls" instead of "Bond Girls"... I guess).
I think that's all I needed to explain. Oh, and if you haven't play Mass Effect, nor Mass Effect 2: YOU SHOULD.

Note: I do not own the rights of Mass Effect, or any of the names mentioned here, this is just a fan art.

- EDIT -
I've fixed the title mistake.
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ElJore In reply to ??? [2018-04-14 06:34:34 +0000 UTC]

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Kagehiisa [2016-02-20 15:37:33 +0000 UTC]

I can't help but laugh at Blasto's tentacles; his legs ram-rod straight and having "hands" holding his guns XDD I don't even know WHY I find it so funny.

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ElJore In reply to Kagehiisa [2016-02-21 08:10:06 +0000 UTC]

maybe it adds to his cheesy-ness.
"Why?"
"Main character"
"But. . ."
"MAIN. CHARACTER."

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Panthaleon [2014-02-22 03:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Amazing! I like the names you've smuggled into the credits and of course the company logos

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ElJore In reply to Panthaleon [2014-02-22 22:43:42 +0000 UTC]

Woohoo! I love when people notice those things XD. Thank you for stopping by

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Ladychi1 [2014-01-19 13:38:14 +0000 UTC]

sexy and too funny!

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Glide08 [2013-07-04 04:27:44 +0000 UTC]

I made something i call Blasto - the dangers of the aliens.

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drakenimmortal [2013-01-19 23:13:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL...hilarious ^_^
Maybe Bioware could do an animated short just for the hell of it ^_^

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ElJore In reply to drakenimmortal [2013-01-21 00:24:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Well, there's a Dark Horse comic about Blasto (where he's proven to be pink... which is quite disappointing). Thanks for your comment.

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touzimsky [2012-09-13 09:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Jack Hulick and Samuel Wall? I see what you did there.

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ElJore In reply to touzimsky [2012-09-14 03:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Haha. I like when people read these fake credits. Thanks for stopping by.

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AmberScorpioFireRat [2012-06-30 15:47:23 +0000 UTC]

HOly shit! I passed this on your wall before and I thought it was just one that you liked!!! DAMN! This is really well done!

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ElJore In reply to AmberScorpioFireRat [2012-09-14 03:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you (:

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Gentlecat [2012-05-03 22:29:38 +0000 UTC]

"a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle" <3

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ElJore In reply to Gentlecat [2012-05-03 23:00:10 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, the very phrase that inspired this poster . Thanks for stopping by.

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Machinegun-Willy [2012-04-01 04:32:09 +0000 UTC]

There was also a Dirty Harry "do you feel lucky, punk?" reference in one of the audio clips, said of course in the way only a Hanar would, lol.

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ElJore In reply to Machinegun-Willy [2012-04-03 04:13:21 +0000 UTC]

Have you heard the clips in Mass Effect 3? they're hilarious beyond words.

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Machinegun-Willy In reply to ElJore [2012-04-03 04:22:29 +0000 UTC]

Yep. After I asked the citadel VI where to hear them I made a B-line straight there.

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Hantavirologist [2012-02-07 10:50:22 +0000 UTC]

I would kill a man to make this become an actual movie.
This looks seriously legit, though.

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ElJore In reply to Hantavirologist [2012-02-08 05:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Wow, that sounds like serious business!

Thanks for the comment

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Hantavirologist In reply to ElJore [2012-02-08 17:56:24 +0000 UTC]

Well, okay, I wouldn't KILL a man. But it would be REALLY SWELL for this to be made into an actual movie.

No problem.

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ChroniclerWabba [2012-01-29 08:19:09 +0000 UTC]

I want Blasto, Conrad Verner, and Kal'Reeger as squad mates in ME3.

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ElJore In reply to ChroniclerWabba [2012-01-29 09:13:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Conrad?! but that man sucks SO hard. And besides, Blasto couldn't be a squadmate, since he's just a movie character. BUT it would be cool to encounter a hanar specter

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ChroniclerWabba In reply to ElJore [2012-01-29 17:35:48 +0000 UTC]

See, everybody expects that Conrad sucks, but at some point in ME3, BioWare will pull something none of us saw coming and make Conrad a big hero or something. Or at least I hope they do just for the lulz. XD

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ElJore In reply to ChroniclerWabba [2012-01-30 03:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I didn't think about it, and you're right. It would be cool that if you're a paragon and always treated him right and made him see his mistakes, he ends up being a real hero.

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ediskrad327 [2011-11-01 05:44:19 +0000 UTC]

i wish this movie existed

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ElJore In reply to ediskrad327 [2011-11-01 08:19:36 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I did its poster hoping it would suddenly come to existence -___-

Thanks for faving it

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ediskrad327 In reply to ElJore [2011-11-01 12:48:40 +0000 UTC]

no prob

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Hellkite-1 [2011-10-15 03:54:53 +0000 UTC]

This is perfect

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ElJore In reply to Hellkite-1 [2011-10-16 01:42:56 +0000 UTC]

Hmm. I thought I had replied yesterday. Anyways: Thank you very much, and welcome to deviantART

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SquidgyPancake [2011-08-10 17:28:50 +0000 UTC]

Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Ashley.

Ashley: Garrus.

Garrus: Tali.

Tali: Liara.

Liara: Blasto.

Blasto: Blasto.

Shepard: Dammit, Blasto, you did it wrong!ο»Ώ Stupid jellyfish...

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ElJore [2011-08-02 09:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Maybe. . . or maybe Blasto will be the final boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fefedefefessle [2011-08-01 22:56:23 +0000 UTC]

"this one does not have time for your solid waste excretions."

Shepard can kick back and relax in ME3, blasto should have it covered.

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ElJore In reply to fefedefefessle [2011-08-02 23:06:32 +0000 UTC]

Damn, I always mess up with the replies. Please read the one below.

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fefedefefessle In reply to ElJore [2011-08-03 13:50:09 +0000 UTC]

hehe. this one finds poor ability to communicate amusing.

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NeroonCousland [2011-06-24 12:28:23 +0000 UTC]

Us Mass Effect fans would much rather pay to watch this then a movie about default MaleShep I'd say!

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ElJore In reply to NeroonCousland [2011-06-24 22:36:18 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm, I'm hoping that if there is ever a Mass Effect Movie, it doesn't involve Shepard directly. Like the novels, it's the same universe, the same awesome environment, but without involving a character that is supposed to be whatever we want it to be. That's the cool thing about the game.

Blasto on the other hand. That's a movie we would all love to watch .

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ThatOneBroski [2011-06-16 19:09:34 +0000 UTC]

The 2nd movie should be called blasto,eve of the squid

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MyLadyLydia [2011-06-02 14:16:03 +0000 UTC]

*Giggles madly*

I hope this appears in an apartment in ME3. Awesome job!

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ElJore In reply to MyLadyLydia [2011-06-02 22:36:24 +0000 UTC]

I seriously hope it too, in some random wall or in the codex T__T in a new section about vids (as there were publications in ME2). That would be far beyond awesome.
Thank you for the comment and for faving it too.

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lotusflwr [2011-06-02 00:44:54 +0000 UTC]

How awesome! One of my favorite ambient announcements ever brought to life!

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ElJore In reply to lotusflwr [2011-06-02 04:34:41 +0000 UTC]

Haha, this is probably everyone's favorite ambient announcement

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RogueWriter3201 [2011-06-01 17:01:04 +0000 UTC]

(Laughs) Dear lord...so awesome. God, I think I might have soiled myself...

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ElJore In reply to RogueWriter3201 [2011-06-02 22:38:53 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you.

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Eaglelives [2011-06-01 04:43:02 +0000 UTC]

Jack Hulick and Samuel Wall teehehehehe.

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ElJore In reply to Eaglelives [2011-06-01 15:53:57 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, so you noticed eh? Thanks for the fave

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Eaglelives In reply to ElJore [2011-06-02 02:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's pretty epic. I wonder how ME3 music will be as they're not on it.

You're welcome dude

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Rana-E [2011-06-01 04:29:47 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHA!!

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karimariw [2011-05-31 23:28:32 +0000 UTC]

Hi, this is Karin Weekes. I am an editor at BioWare -- and I just happen to be married to Patrick, too. I would also very much love to buy a poster or some such if that is available.
And just so you know, our boss -- the Mass Effect lead designer -- sent us this link. We are such fanboys/girls!

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ElJore In reply to karimariw [2011-06-01 16:08:32 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for the late reply. Yesterday I was so excited I could barely sleep... I mean, this got to you in BioWare, and it was the Lead Designer who showed my fan-art to you?! I'm still shocked, I cannot describe how excited I am.
It's awesome that you can enjoy Mass Effect as much as all of us (the rest of the fans) do.
By the way, I sent Patrick a note to arrange the deal with the poster. I'm SO glad you liked it. Thanks a lot for stopping by and leave a comment, it means a LOT.

-tears of joy-

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