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Published: 2011-12-22 22:26:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 5881; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 168
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My goodness. Jane and Tarzan are having a wedding.Kala: Tarzan, do you take Jane to be your beautiful wife for as long as you both shall live?
Tarzan: (Grunts) Yes.
Kala: Jane, will you take Tarzan to be your kind husband for as long as you both shall live?
Jane: Oo-oo-aa-ah. I do.
Terk: And so, by the power of love's vested in me. I now pronounce you husband and wife. (to Tarzan) Give your girl a Casanova kiss.
(Tarzan and Jane kiss)
Pumbaa: I love moments like this.
Timon: Yeah.
Pumbaa and Timon: Love, not like, love! (burst into tears)
Ariel: It's so beautiful.
Me: I promise myself I wouldn't cry...I'm not gonna...(burst into tears and blows her nose on a tissue and gives the tissue to Terk) Here, Terk.
Terk: (distraught) Gee, thanks.
Me: Okay, I'm better.
Tarzan (c) Edgar Rice Burroughs and Disney
