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Figured I oughta do a version of her real pa...So of course I did and of course I had to play with it.

So New Theory: After discovering this thing called 'Fun', the Elders of Borington (where the Pie Family Rock Farm was located) decreed that Fun was against the rules and they feared it would corrupt their youth and cause them to do crazy things! So in fear for their boring lives they ordered Clyde to send his freak of a daughter away at torch and pitchfork point. Now despite learning to smile at the party in the gravel silo, Clyde had done his best to maintain his known way of life. He was a rock farmer after all. But when his giddy girl was threatened he felt a strange and sudden urge to laugh in their faces. He laughed hysterically, falling on his back and kicking in the air. His wife and daughters joined them revering to them as a herd of grumpy pants....despite the fact that no one was wearing pants. The Elders fled in a stampede of fear. The thought Clyde was possessed! After a rolling about on the ground laughing Clyde discovered his hair had taken on a new...bounce. It was curly, much the way Pinky's was. So no longer fitting into the surrounding world the Pie Family moved to Ponyville where they discovered that fun had not corrupted the youth after all. The parents opened up a store selling a mixture of painted rocks, little carved rocks, wire wrapped rock jewelry and Clyde became a champion breeder of Pet Rocks. And That is how the world was made!

And that is why I don't write

Description
Figured I oughta do a version of her real pa...So of course I did and of course I had to play with it.

So New Theory: After discovering this thing called 'Fun', the Elders of Borington (where the Pie Family Rock Farm was located) decreed that Fun was against the rules and they feared it would corrupt their youth and cause them to do crazy things! So in fear for their boring lives they ordered Clyde to send his freak of a daughter away at torch and pitchfork point. Now despite learning to smile at the party in the gravel silo, Clyde had done his best to maintain his known way of life. He was a rock farmer after all. But when his giddy girl was threatened he felt a strange and sudden urge to laugh in their faces. He laughed hysterically, falling on his back and kicking in the air. His wife and daughters joined them revering to them as a herd of grumpy pants....despite the fact that no one was wearing pants. The Elders fled in a stampede of fear. The thought Clyde was possessed! After a rolling about on the ground laughing Clyde discovered his hair had taken on a new...bounce. It was curly, much the way Pinky's was. So no longer fitting into the surrounding world the Pie Family moved to Ponyville where they discovered that fun had not corrupted the youth after all. The parents opened up a store selling a mixture of painted rocks, little carved rocks, wire wrapped rock jewelry and Clyde became a champion breeder of Pet Rocks. And That is how the world was made!

And that is why I don't write