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Published: 2009-08-17 13:57:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 1447; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 6
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Description Haha - I always get confused as to why people call Kiwifruit just 'Kiwi's' in other countries.

"WHAT!? But it's an ENDANGERED SPECIES!!"

Either that or you're a cannibal - 'Kiwi' is a colloquial term for New Zealanders after all . .

Did you know they used to be called Chinese Gooseberries, aru?
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Comments: 34

ILovsTicciToby [2014-09-26 21:39:46 +0000 UTC]

When I read that, I screamed... I don't want to be eaten!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *running around like mad man*

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Angelkitten2 [2011-04-27 01:18:43 +0000 UTC]

lol, poor NZ!

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iridescent-mists [2010-11-13 04:30:56 +0000 UTC]

Cute And I love the NZ t-shirt too!

I know, I found that really weird when I moved to the US. Even weirder was that some of my friends thought calling NZers Kiwis was an insult! Don't know where that one came from

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ember960 In reply to iridescent-mists [2010-11-18 12:39:56 +0000 UTC]

Aw thanks man XD

haha - that IS weird - also good to find another fellow Kiwi here

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Raptor-Tooth [2010-07-20 02:25:04 +0000 UTC]

You call them Kiwifruit there? strange, I always thought they were just called kiwis everywhere... and I had no idea that a kiwi is also a New Zealander. Just goes to show how little I know about New Zealand...

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ember960 In reply to Raptor-Tooth [2010-07-20 05:57:43 +0000 UTC]

- I use to have no idea that people called kiwifruit just "kiwi"
I was like 'How do they tell the difference?'

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Raptor-Tooth In reply to ember960 [2010-07-20 16:59:44 +0000 UTC]

Well... there are no kiwis in America at all unless you visit a Zoo... and most people here don't call New Zealanders kiwis.

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ember960 In reply to Raptor-Tooth [2010-07-21 10:13:45 +0000 UTC]

That's true . . XD

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SarcasticMamba [2010-07-11 03:31:05 +0000 UTC]

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*will now use the correct term for the fruit*
I feel stupid >.>

ANYWAY, I'm kind of stalking your gallery because I like your NZ :3

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ember960 In reply to SarcasticMamba [2010-07-11 10:11:18 +0000 UTC]

haha - you don't have to unless you're in NZ - or around Kiwi's

REALLY thank you

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dAngArously-rAndom [2010-06-24 05:58:25 +0000 UTC]

its true! you really do learn something new everyday!!! i didn't know that other countries called kiwifruit "kiwi"... Its actually kinda scary i call myself a kiwi so if people eat kiwis...
P.S.don't eat our endangered species people, plz

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ember960 In reply to dAngArously-rAndom [2010-06-24 07:10:48 +0000 UTC]

HAHA - yes
It's a very confusing cycle . .

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Keeri-chan [2010-04-29 08:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Haha! funny I love how you use NZ brands on his clothes

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ember960 In reply to Keeri-chan [2010-04-29 10:21:52 +0000 UTC]

Haha - he's totally supporting the local fashion scene
- Thank you for the btw

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Keeri-chan In reply to ember960 [2010-04-30 10:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Cher Bro! No Prob cuzzie!

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xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo [2010-02-01 18:55:56 +0000 UTC]

...B-but...They are called kiwis...You wanna eat a kiwi...I've never even heard someone call it a kiwi fruit...O.O

I learned something new today!

It's too bad I'm American and therefore will block this out and continue to follow the correct American way of saying kiwi when referring to green fruit.

Hm. What were we talking about again? Oh! Kiwis! Yum~ ^-^

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ember960 In reply to xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo [2010-02-02 09:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Not the Kiwis! They're endangered!!

Oh wait - you meant the fruit - phew

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xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo In reply to ember960 [2010-02-03 17:22:59 +0000 UTC]

Hm? the fruit...? Oh yes...Of course I was talking about the...Fruit. And not the birds. Or the people. No. Of course I don't want to eat those...<.< Yes...>.>

Kiwis = <3

xD

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ember960 In reply to xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo [2010-02-04 10:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Three kinds of Kiwi's - Three times delicious . . I mean one . . ONE times delicious

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xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo In reply to ember960 [2010-02-04 18:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Of course there is only one kind of delicious. See, what ya do is have a Kiwi bird, eat a kiwi fruit, and then have a Kiwi person eat the Kiwi bird! And then you eat the Kiwi person and it's like three kiwis in one delicious package! ^-^

I mean...I guess that is how you would do it...I wouldn't know, of course...>.> <.<

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ember960 In reply to xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo [2010-02-05 02:49:01 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA - yes, a rare delicacy in the cannibal world

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xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo In reply to ember960 [2010-02-05 21:56:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, it doesn't count as cannibalism if you're an alien. An American alien...^-^

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ember960 In reply to xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo [2010-02-05 23:18:09 +0000 UTC]

well that's true I guess . .

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xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo In reply to ember960 [2010-02-07 04:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Of course it's true! Have I ever lied to you? o3o

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ember960 In reply to xoxoxoAiekxoxoxo [2010-02-07 10:18:46 +0000 UTC]

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Kittychan2005 [2009-10-22 03:12:55 +0000 UTC]

If Australia Herd USA say that he'd be like "You want to eat NewZealand?" because we Aussies call NewZealanders Kiwis after the cute birds they have there lol

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ember960 In reply to Kittychan2005 [2009-10-22 11:23:06 +0000 UTC]

I know ay? America's a cannibal!?
I think that's why he's looking frightened

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Kittychan2005 In reply to ember960 [2009-10-22 11:26:08 +0000 UTC]

XD lol indeed he better hide behind Australia USA will not dare to upset one of his few friends lol

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Fabella09 [2009-10-06 20:41:17 +0000 UTC]

Ha, ha, yes. Kiwifruit are my favorites, but I usually just call them kiwis =w=;

We Americans are so silly.

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ember960 In reply to Fabella09 [2009-10-22 11:23:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh but we love you!

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Fabella09 In reply to ember960 [2009-10-23 20:25:41 +0000 UTC]

That's cause we're HEROES!!

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Tokyo-Kitty [2009-09-01 06:43:48 +0000 UTC]

How would America eats Kiwi ?! It's so soft and warm and it makes cute sound when you hug it !
Oops... I think I killed him.

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ember960 In reply to Tokyo-Kitty [2009-09-01 12:08:45 +0000 UTC]

I know!! So cute!! - no don't kill him!
But America like to call kiwifruit - just 'kiwi' - so confusing

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trajektoria [2009-08-17 16:34:49 +0000 UTC]

Haha, lol! I love cross-cultural misunderstandings

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