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“Oh, good day, entity with a limited lifespan that call itself “human”, I am the being you call by the name of “archangel Raphael”. I am but an humble servant of the Ultimate Reality, which you, human being that very likely comes from a “western” (what do you mean by that? Your home planet is round, so there is nothing like a “west”) culture may know as “God”. I am here to tell you the truth about the ultimate, most true religion, so that you may write a religious text that will be used as an excuse in order for your fellows to kill each other senselessly, amen...
Just joking. It is interesting though, as you humans see entities like us speaking in such an arrogant ass pompous way... We are angels for the love of Adonai! Not some qliphot-y# anime elitists on 4chan... And yes, we angels know about 4chan, and one day we’ll do something about it I promise.
By the way, I am Raphael, elemental angel of gaseous matter# and keeper of the balance of the cosmos, you can call me Azaryah if you prefer. Or just Raph. I am the “narrator” for this small documentary on us wondrous and unique servants of El-Shaddai, I took this role because, unlike my truly beloved brothers (Gabriel excluded) and sisters and-all-that-stays-in-between#, I am actually capable of proper communication, without necessarily having to battle or mate with the ones next to me in some titanic way in order to expres my feelings (if we don’t count Uriel, who only talks to glorify their own voice)#.
I am an angel gifted with the ability to rewind time and space in order to fix every damage, but I mainly watch over the correct developement of the cosmos, at times redusciplining some... spirited individuals (*cough*Asmodeus*cough*Azazel*cough*). And... yeah... this is basically me.
I am mostly unknown in other religions, though in islam they call me Israfel, maybe.”

#1 the way you humans would translate qliphoth is “impurity” but... we angels use it to mean the word that starts with “s” and ends with “t”.
#2 which by human standards sounds pretty much related to your metabolism. In a disgusting way.
#3 You material beings are pretty obsessed over this “gender” thing, it really must be some important part in your overall biology... I still wander what it actually is...
#4 yes I am talking about you, dear sister Michael, of you and Sammy, you can only beat each other and go “RAAAAWR!” “BRWAAAAH!” and then do your tragic lovey-dovey things, only to beat each other again... you are DAMN BORING!

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“Oh, good day, entity with a limited lifespan that call itself “human”, I am the being you call by the name of “archangel Raphael”. I am but an humble servant of the Ultimate Reality, which you, human being that very likely comes from a “western” (what do you mean by that? Your home planet is round, so there is nothing like a “west”) culture may know as “God”. I am here to tell you the truth about the ultimate, most true religion, so that you may write a religious text that will be used as an excuse in order for your fellows to kill each other senselessly, amen...
Just joking. It is interesting though, as you humans see entities like us speaking in such an arrogant ass pompous way... We are angels for the love of Adonai! Not some qliphot-y# anime elitists on 4chan... And yes, we angels know about 4chan, and one day we’ll do something about it I promise.
By the way, I am Raphael, elemental angel of gaseous matter# and keeper of the balance of the cosmos, you can call me Azaryah if you prefer. Or just Raph. I am the “narrator” for this small documentary on us wondrous and unique servants of El-Shaddai, I took this role because, unlike my truly beloved brothers (Gabriel excluded) and sisters and-all-that-stays-in-between#, I am actually capable of proper communication, without necessarily having to battle or mate with the ones next to me in some titanic way in order to expres my feelings (if we don’t count Uriel, who only talks to glorify their own voice)#.
I am an angel gifted with the ability to rewind time and space in order to fix every damage, but I mainly watch over the correct developement of the cosmos, at times redusciplining some... spirited individuals (*cough*Asmodeus*cough*Azazel*cough*). And... yeah... this is basically me.
I am mostly unknown in other religions, though in islam they call me Israfel, maybe.”

#1 the way you humans would translate qliphoth is “impurity” but... we angels use it to mean the word that starts with “s” and ends with “t”.
#2 which by human standards sounds pretty much related to your metabolism. In a disgusting way.
#3 You material beings are pretty obsessed over this “gender” thing, it really must be some important part in your overall biology... I still wander what it actually is...
#4 yes I am talking about you, dear sister Michael, of you and Sammy, you can only beat each other and go “RAAAAWR!” “BRWAAAAH!” and then do your tragic lovey-dovey things, only to beat each other again... you are DAMN BORING!