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The Global Lords United Endeavor, GLUE for the mercifully shortened acronym, is a struggling but scrappy supervillain organization located in Los Angeles, comprising of sixteen official members and a bunch of unwitting allies and unofficial subordinates... Plus, one underpaid cleaner.

The scientific officer of GLUE is the human mad scientist known as Jack Hecatoncheires Hogson , while the magical officer and is the dragonic demon sorcerer Count Boragan the 17th .

These two gentlemen do not get along, but it has nothing to do with the fundamental oppositions of science and magic: Jack Hogson is a mean-spirited dweeb and Count Boragan is a grumpy stick-in-the-mud. However, this doesn't mean the two have not joined forces before for mutual survival or if the head representative of GLUE, known as The Head Representative of GLUE, commands them to work together on certain projects.

One such project was an experiment to combine genetic engineering with necromancy... In order to see is GLUE can keep food fresh past its expiration dates and thus save GLUE from overspending on grocery bills. Jack and Boragan decided to see what they could do with an extra large taco special from a local Mexican food restaurant that, for legal reasons, wished to remain anonymous.

It was from this science-n-magic combo meal that a new life-form emerged, an organic beast of fast food leftovers, one that grew bigger and bigger in mass and rudimentary animal intelligence through the blunderous miracle of cell-division. The strange food-thing soon grew too big for the confines of Jack Hogson's underground laboratory, bursting through the brick and mortar ceiling and rising up into the open air of the Sunday night sky!

Come that following early Monday morning, and to both their dumbfounded amazement, Jack and Count Boragan have created a monstrous taco-based abomination of whom the quibby social media was quick to dub Terror Grande.

Jack and Boragon celebrated their triumphant creation for a few minutes until The Head Representative of GLUE, a fearsome employer and less cordial team leader, reprimanded the two for completely missing the point of their given assignment: to preserve otherwise regular food longer and not to give rise to Terror Grande, the anything-but-regular food monster.

Realizing their mistake, Count Boragan, Jack Hogson, and with the added aid of the sixteen official members of GLUE (and one underpaid cleaner), reluctantly euthanized Terror Grande... A brutal task that took over 38 hours to complete, as the giant taco monster went on an animalistic rampage, one that took out half of Orange County and most of the California Adventure side-attractions.

The incident further involved the activation of Mechano-Hogson , a brief guest appearance from Granite Anteus , and, finally, unwanted involvement from Rando the Random Leviathan-Squid to end Terror Grande's reign of, well, terror, but not without destructive consequences.

This embarrassingly dark day in GLUE history would forever be known as THE MONDAY OF THE TACO BORN, soon to be a Lifetime original picture, adapted from a script written by The Head Representative of GLUE.

It will star Matt Berry as Count Boragan and Aubrey Plaza as Jack Hogson.

For the record, no one ate the remains of Terror Grande because, as dimwitted as GLUE can be, they're not stupid and properly disposed of the remains with laser guns, gasoline, and fire.

CREATOR COMMENTARY: This guy was originally done for KaiJune but I held off on sharing Terror Grande up until now for two reasons - one, everyone and their grandmother had drawn a burrito or taco-based monster for that June-based art challenge, and, two, I didn't have a good backstory for the monster and was too embarrassed until I could come up with one. Thank you GLUE for saving my butt!

Description
The Global Lords United Endeavor, GLUE for the mercifully shortened acronym, is a struggling but scrappy supervillain organization located in Los Angeles, comprising of sixteen official members and a bunch of unwitting allies and unofficial subordinates... Plus, one underpaid cleaner.

The scientific officer of GLUE is the human mad scientist known as Jack Hecatoncheires Hogson , while the magical officer and is the dragonic demon sorcerer Count Boragan the 17th .

These two gentlemen do not get along, but it has nothing to do with the fundamental oppositions of science and magic: Jack Hogson is a mean-spirited dweeb and Count Boragan is a grumpy stick-in-the-mud. However, this doesn't mean the two have not joined forces before for mutual survival or if the head representative of GLUE, known as The Head Representative of GLUE, commands them to work together on certain projects.

One such project was an experiment to combine genetic engineering with necromancy... In order to see is GLUE can keep food fresh past its expiration dates and thus save GLUE from overspending on grocery bills. Jack and Boragan decided to see what they could do with an extra large taco special from a local Mexican food restaurant that, for legal reasons, wished to remain anonymous.

It was from this science-n-magic combo meal that a new life-form emerged, an organic beast of fast food leftovers, one that grew bigger and bigger in mass and rudimentary animal intelligence through the blunderous miracle of cell-division. The strange food-thing soon grew too big for the confines of Jack Hogson's underground laboratory, bursting through the brick and mortar ceiling and rising up into the open air of the Sunday night sky!

Come that following early Monday morning, and to both their dumbfounded amazement, Jack and Count Boragan have created a monstrous taco-based abomination of whom the quibby social media was quick to dub Terror Grande.

Jack and Boragon celebrated their triumphant creation for a few minutes until The Head Representative of GLUE, a fearsome employer and less cordial team leader, reprimanded the two for completely missing the point of their given assignment: to preserve otherwise regular food longer and not to give rise to Terror Grande, the anything-but-regular food monster.

Realizing their mistake, Count Boragan, Jack Hogson, and with the added aid of the sixteen official members of GLUE (and one underpaid cleaner), reluctantly euthanized Terror Grande... A brutal task that took over 38 hours to complete, as the giant taco monster went on an animalistic rampage, one that took out half of Orange County and most of the California Adventure side-attractions.

The incident further involved the activation of Mechano-Hogson , a brief guest appearance from Granite Anteus , and, finally, unwanted involvement from Rando the Random Leviathan-Squid to end Terror Grande's reign of, well, terror, but not without destructive consequences.

This embarrassingly dark day in GLUE history would forever be known as THE MONDAY OF THE TACO BORN, soon to be a Lifetime original picture, adapted from a script written by The Head Representative of GLUE.

It will star Matt Berry as Count Boragan and Aubrey Plaza as Jack Hogson.

For the record, no one ate the remains of Terror Grande because, as dimwitted as GLUE can be, they're not stupid and properly disposed of the remains with laser guns, gasoline, and fire.

CREATOR COMMENTARY: This guy was originally done for KaiJune but I held off on sharing Terror Grande up until now for two reasons - one, everyone and their grandmother had drawn a burrito or taco-based monster for that June-based art challenge, and, two, I didn't have a good backstory for the monster and was too embarrassed until I could come up with one. Thank you GLUE for saving my butt!